Did I ever tell you about the time in my calculus 1 class when this hot broad came over to "study". After I showed her how to "integrate her curves" she assumed that meant that I'd let her cheat off of me on the following test. I told her to go fuck herself for thinking that spreading her legs would get me to lapse in my ethical code. She apologized profusely and we remained acquaintances for several years.

About a year after this incident I talked her into being a stripper. Bitch makes a killing right now because of me.

True story...
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
And all this time I thought you were a man. Pussy.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I, for one, have NEVER cheated in middle school, high school or college. I cheated once in elementary school and that shit scarred me for life...

>> ^BoneRemake:

Was anyone else first though about applications for such cgi use ... Porn ?


I could see someone taking this technology and make a KILLING on celebrity porn.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

^Don't be naive, the invisible hand loves violence. Private armies are a 120 billion dollar industry and growing:
http://www.i
ndependent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/making-a-killing-how-private-armies-became-a-120bn-global-industry-403062.html


And that went away in your regulated Crony-Capitalist US market?

^Don't be naive, the invisible hand loves violence. Private armies are a 120 billion dollar industry and growing:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/making-a-killing-how-private-armies-became-a-120bn-global-industry-403062.html

The Happening is the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever. It's a bunch of people running from the wind because the trees are releasing a toxin that makes people kill themselves. Oh, and Marky Mark is supposed to be a smart guy.

If you try to take it seriously, it's impossible to like, but if you look at it as the most ridiculous B movie about the environment ever... it can be slightly enjoyable.>> ^deathcow:

wtf is she talking about with the trees thing

Chris Trueman site:
http://www.christrueman.com/

AOL article:
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/artist-chris-trueman-makes-a-killing-off-dead-ant-painting/19520107?icid=main|main|dl7|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fww
w.aolnews.com%2Fweird-news%2Farticle%2Fartist-chris-trueman-makes-a-killing-off-dead-ant-painting%2F19520107

One of the first things on my Zombie Apocalypse TODO list is to create a monster stereo system (After amassing large amounts of ammo and making a kill zone); and blast a select few of my favorite tracks. Among a few choice tracks of my own, to test the base output, Rainbow in the Dark would be one of the first songs I would let rip.

Just imagine; flying over my entrenched position in a helicopter while hearing the loud riffs and screaming vocals of Dio's epic track, as the night is ripped up by the muzzle flashes from my M-60 Machine Gun. BAM BAM BAM!

I can't wait....

The very simple fact of the matter is this: nothing we do in Afghanistan, militarily, will make things better for the people of Afghanistan.

We could be there another fifty fucking years bombing the shit out of everything and it won't make a jot of difference.

And any analyst worth his salt will tell you that our presence there is only making things worse, not better, in both the long and the short term.

Only the war monger pricks beg to differ, because they're making a killing off the place.

Had we spent 10% of our military budget on seeding economic growth in Afghanistan, it would have given us 500% or more in positive returns.

Michael Moore is right, and @bcglorf isn't worthy of carrying his piss bucket.

>> ^pho3n1x:
before anyone slams me for incorrect information, I've only done minimal research on this however:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Unemployment_Tax_Act
...states that unemployment compensation is paid for via taxed EMPLOYERS not employees. I know for a fact that it's like this in Colorado, other states may vary, but tbh I've never seen my paystub reflect an unemployment tax that I've ever had to pay into.


No, you're right. There are generally two or three reasons people might refer to paying unemployment taxes. One, they could be ignorant of how it actually works. Two, they could be working under the assumption that if the taxes weren't collected, their pay could/would be that much higher. Or three, IIRC, they could be self-employed.

I have always tended to operate under assumption #2 myself...although some of the abusive pay-scales I've seen over the last year make me question that assumption. I find it hard to believe that the market value for a highly technical position has dropped 25-30% since the crash, but that's what I'm seeing offered by many staffing companies. -Somebody- is making a killing here. I guess someone as cynical as I shouldn't be surprised by this.

The mormon god works for an insurance company. He sells after life insurance. From what I understand, he's making a killing.

I looks like they do just that, they lock onto the throats and try to puncture it with their talons. It looks like in some cases the Mongolian hunter comes in and helps finish the job as well.

>> ^ghark:
Wow at first i thought it was a semi-suicide mission for the eagles as the wolves were clearly bigger, heavier and fighting back pretty fiercely, but the eagles always seemed to come out on top. I'm curious as to how the eagle actually makes the kill, do they lock onto the throats and try and strangle the wolves?

Wow at first i thought it was a semi-suicide mission for the eagles as the wolves were clearly bigger, heavier and fighting back pretty fiercely, but the eagles always seemed to come out on top. I'm curious as to how the eagle actually makes the kill, do they lock onto the throats and try and strangle the wolves?

Aw damn. That just happened. Maybe he didn't like me making fun.

*kill

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Matthews proved himself to be an asshat in the last few seconds with "Do you know how many people get murdered every year by guns?"
Guns or no, people will continue to kill other people.


Guns just make the killing easier and more hassle-free.

*law

^or course not
he still makes a killing off of dirty money. fuck him.
i wonder if he can sleep at night.