When I first watched TNG, back in my youth, I didn't really think Riker was all that amazing. I mean, how can you compete with Picard, Data, Worf, etc? But when I rewatched the remastered release of the show recently, I realized . . . Riker is the biggest boss in the Star Trek universe, bar none. (And yes, that includes Kirk. I went there!)

I mean, of course he gets all the ladies, but he also plays the trombone, fights Klingons, eats Klingon food, arouses Klingon ladies, is a crack shot with a phaser, is an excellent tactician that thinks outside the box, knows several martial arts, is a master poker player, good at chess, and has a beard that makes Chuck Norris pale in comparison. (I FREAKING WENT THERE!)

Riker is glorious, and I am completely serious when I say that.
(See? No sarcasm tag.)

Yeah, who was the guy speaking Klingon?

Star Trek did have beer bellied Klingons as I recall.

Klingons with glasses are just too sophisticated for my taste.

If this were an issue of The Boys his leg would have simply gone through, cutting him in half. Also, did he kill her with a D'k tahg? (Klingon dagger)

Cloaked Klingon bird of prey?

Send in the Klingons.

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Your-First-Lesson-in-the-Klingon-Language

Klingon Course 6: Flirting has been added as a related post - related requested by Fusionaut on that post.

Your First Lesson in the Klingon Language has been added as a related post - related requested by Fusionaut.

Isn't "blahpook" Klingon for "awesome"?

>> ^aimpoint:

closed captioning isnt working for me


English Subtitles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sFyY9LN0M from http://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/11igwf/klingon_propaganda/c6nj8pc ... Maybe, therealblankman should replace it.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'klingon, star trek, military, navy, KAPLAGH, propganda' to 'klingon, star trek, military, navy, KAPLAGH, propaganda' - edited by Fusionaut

>> ^spawnflagger:

anyone speak Klingon on the sift?
are the subtitles accurate?
If so, then this is absolute genius!
"baby, baby, planet, warpdrive, pickle, galaxy, planet"
Tribbles ftw.


I wasn't sure if they were tribbles or a wig.

anyone speak Klingon on the sift?
are the subtitles accurate?
If so, then this is absolute genius!
"baby, baby, planet, warpdrive, pickle, galaxy, planet"

Tribbles ftw.