Looks like a highly derivative, exploitative, purely profit driven piece of absolute dreck.



... then again, Kate Beckinsale in Leather and 3D.

I'm in.

You had a piece of chocolate shoved up your ass while you were sleeping? Sexual harrassment!!

You had a piece of chocolate shoved up your ass by Kate Beckinsale while you were sleeping? Lucky bastard.

Emilia Clarke - 29 years old, looks 18

Kate Beckinsale - 42 years old, looks 29

>> ^Payback:

While Trinity does make a decent three point, at 0:49 is a Beckinsale as Selene. Nuff said.


Nope, Kate Beckinsale is good but my vote goes to cartoon Stephen Fry at 0:56.

Kate Beckinsale bore a striking resemblence to Jennifer Connelly.

And how could Clint have been this cool almost 70 years ago?

Jessica Biel AND Kate Beckinsale? Add Milla Jovovich, replace Colin Farrell with me, and it closely resembles one of the most awesome Mitty-esque fantasies I've ever had.

Kate Beckinsale, AND Jessica Biel...I just

>> ^PHJF:
Oh, it has nothing to do with authenticity. I just think British accents are sexy
Too bad the faces behind the voices aren't.


Kate Beckinsale. Don't reply, i've won the argument.

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Kate Beckinsale is so cute,
if she made a footprint in the snow, I'd fuck it.