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bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Still bragging about his “love fest” as an amazing event everyone loved, still hasn’t disavowed the comments he approved ahead of time (he read the script and he had him remove jokes calling Kamala a cunt, so he knew exactly what would be said ahead of time and approved), which he should have done at the event if he disagreed with the constant overt racism that every single pre-vetted speaker read from the teleprompters the campaign loaded with their hate speech.
Puerto Ricans and Latinos are not coming back. They can sway multiple swing states and even red states like Florida…lose Florida you lose it all. Good job!
Even Raphael “Ted” Cruz is losing in Texas….before the Nazi…I mean maga rally. Tons of Latinos in Texas, and Cruz has been clear he’s not there for them.
The Hitler/nazi praise isn’t going away, it’s being reinforced by his behavior, his plans (both stated and leaked), his constant abusive racism, and more and more direct witnesses coming forward to confirm that is who he is. Good job!
Once again, know Elon and Trump have both admitted their economic plans will decimate the economy, they expect it to fail so they can “rebuild it”. They are PLANNING A DEPRESSION because it will make it easier to rob America and they can afford it.
Oops, maga Mike said he will kill Obamacare (with no replacement) and completely deregulate healthcare (no more medicine that has medicine in it) and industry (because everyone knows industry always self regulates safely and honestly). He’s supposed to keep that quiet until Nov 6, dummy!
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Daniel Miller- Another maggot caught committing voter fraud already, used the absentee ballot for her dead mother to vote for the felon in Minnesota.
Once again, lots of instances of individual voter fraud already found this election, so far all of them maga.
Jesse Lutzenberger- repeatedly punched a 69 year old poll worker for telling him to remove his campaign hat at the polls (wearing campaign gear or signs at polls is a crime in Texas). He’s by far not the only one…fat ugly bitches removing their ”I’m voting for the felon” shirts to vote in their underwear while cursing and spitting at poll workers is the norm for your fat ugly disgusting women.
Valerie BianCanello- The RNC official arrested at the Pennsylvania polls for repeatedly harassing voters in line to vote and screaming at them about who they have to vote for.
Charles Pierce - Redding Ca landlord who stole 4 tenants ballots and used them to vote for the felon then was stupid enough to brag about it on Twitter.
Seems a lot of you understand there’s no way you can win the election without massive frauds and violent intimidation….and even with them chances are increasingly slim.
Also today the campaign announced there will be no FBI vetting of his cabinet for security clearances because he knows the people project 2025 has lined up for him can’t pass one and many are unregistered foreign agents….kinda like Jared Kushner.
The campaign itself insulting all Puerto Ricans and all Latinos on national tv, calling them all garbage, is just amazing. Being a fascist Nazi wasn’t enough it seems, he needed to ramp up the hate at exactly the worst time. Good job. Before you try to excuse it as one comedian making jokes, the campaign read and approved every disgustingly racist word said on stage that night before the event. They approved calling American citizens “garbage” and Latino American citizens “breeders who don’t pull out, they just cum inside…like they do your country.” and talking about “carving watermelons” with the black guy for trump for Halloween.
THEY APPROVED IT ALL. It is crushing you. Puerto Rican voters are now polling >90% Harris, nearing 100%.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Love it….great move…go full racist and call millions of Puerto Rican voters “garbage” and all Latinos “mass breeders who don’t pull out, they cum inside, just like they did our country”, then double, triple, quadruple down and more with every speaker being overtly disgustingly racist in a warm up for the racist rapist in chief.
EDIT: TURNS OUT THEY HAD FULL COPIES OF EVERY SPEECH AND JOKE TOLD AND CUT SOME WHERE HE CALLED HARRIS A CUNT BUT OK’D CALLING PUERTO RICANS GARBAGE AND LATINOS BABY MAKERS THAT DON’T PULL OUT THEY CUM INSIDE…YOUR COUNTRY AND JOKED ABOUT CARVING WATERMELONS WITH THE BLACK FOR TRUMP. ALL FULLY APPROVED, AS WAS CALLING HARRIS THE LITERAL DEVIL, AND MANY OTHER SLURS AND RACIST COMMENTS AND TROPES.
Yes, you fucking morons, there are about 6 million Puerto Ricans living in America, legally, not a single illegal immigrant from Puerto Rico is in the USA, not one, because they are citizens you morons, and they vote!
There are enough in Florida, over 1 million, to turn even it deep blue….and they are ALL PISSED!
There are 300000 Puerto Ricans and 600000 Latinos in Pennsylvania…way more than Biden won by.
Do you really think he can afford almost 6 million extra votes for Harris, because that’s what his Maddison Square Garden event (and years of totally undeniable constant racism against Puerto Ricans and Latinos in general) earns him.
Then Elon’s outreach to women is literally to say “America can’t have a cunt for a president”.
Good job. The Nazi rally killed any slim chance he had left and tainted the entire party as horrifically racist fascists in the most public way at the worst time. Another violent coup is now the only shot, and the national guard and army aren’t on your team.
I’m certain you saw nothing wrong with the speeches, or the venue, or with Trump now wearing Proud Boys colors… that’s because you are a racist.
Maggots have started firebombing ballot drop boxes because you are losing so badly, at least 2 so far.
In Redding a maggot landlord was stupid enough to brag about stealing 4 of his tenant’s ballots and voting for Trump on all 4. He’s been fired and is under investigation for vote fraud…he could (should) get 12 years.
Exit polling is 62%-33%!
PS- shocking news reported that Elon violated his student visa by working instead of going to school. Deport that illegal alien back to Africa now and seize all of his illegally gained assets and cancel any government contracts, he’s an illegal alien! You can’t do business with him in any way.
It’s falling apart around you.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAA! HAAAA-HAAAA! HAAAA-HAAAAA! HAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
Yet more corroboration, 13 of the felon’s cabinet members have all signed a letter backing up Kelly, saying they are personally aware and witnessed the felon constantly praise Hitler in the Whitehouse and he is absolutely a fascist by any sane definition or assessment, with more coming.
Yet another fake “disproving” with no actual even disputing the growing mountain of evidence, much less disproving anything.
You have made yourself into such a ridiculous joke.
I still can’t understand why you fantasize about fantasy cat piss. Just like you said you like sticking your dick INTO urinals like you would a woman (if any would let you)…That’s weird, you’re a real weirdo.
ERMERGERD! I hadn’t heard that he now plans to put bat shit crazy brain worm riddled, flat meat sandwich aficionado and science denier RFK jr “In charge of our health”. Get ready for no more health care in America if it happens, he doesn’t believe in it….he thinks you should eat road kill to be healthy and ignore the brain eating parasites.
Oops- JD reminded his crowd that “pissing on my wife’s sister, I’m a black Nazi” Mark Robinson is 100% Trump’s guy, totally his hand picked candidate that he full throatedly endorsed deep, long and hard as his kind of guy, a great guy, a trump-like guy. Another Nazi.
Yet another fake and disproved story.
You are truly stupid and gullible.
I can only imagine the smell of cat piss in your house.
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bobknight33 (Member Profile)
More maggots committing felonies to sway the election by stealing election signs….but you brain dead morons are just too stupid to crime and get caught because Democrats can use an AirTag. 😂
These fascists are now exposed as the criminal family they pretend they aren’t. Enjoy brunch Karen, your family is the neighborhood joke for life now.
PS- The leaky diaper clown cosplays working at McDonald’s without any gloves or hairnet and the next day McDonald’s hamburgers become toxic with e-coli and are taken off the menu….coincidence? I think not.
Gardens of Stone!
They totally stole that joke from War Games!
A woman disappeared mysteriously In front of police
Anyone know the actual story behind this video? Some kind of a joke/prank/magic thing?
RFK Jr.: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
How is anyone really considering voting for this man whose brain has literally been eaten by worms.
At least he finally admitted what a weirdo and criminal he is.
He let NY spend tens of thousands investigating the bear and didn’t admit his disgusting “joke” (reminds me of that joke in the Godfather) until the statute of limitations had run out. This is not the character of a man who should be president.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
You found MAYBE one Democrat who MAYBE wrote 3 fake posts out of hundreds of written threats, congratulations…so as a prize here’s set #12 of 52 pages of Republican sex criminals with that number rising fast
276 Frederick Eugene Wall, Republican candidate for state senate in SC, is charged with child pornography and sexual exploitation of a minor. He threatened reporter who asked him about it. He denies he was charged, but he has the same name, age, and address.
277 Gary Schaffrick, State GOP Treasurer in CT - child endangerment that sounds a lot like sexual assault (Bathing nude with 5 yr old boy who he sits on his lap while both are naked, sharing a bed)
278 Elected @GOP state legislators who oppose changes to state statutes of limitation so that victims of sexual assault and exploitation will be able to come forward and get justice. They are on the side of rapists and child molesters
279 GOP Rep. Michael Capps of Wichita - child abuse of foster child, overturned on a technicality, party withdraws supports, asks him to withdraw but he won’t
280 Roy Bolden, Chair of the Providence GOP - first-degree and second-degree child molestation, and third-degree sexual assault.
281 Elliott Broidy, former RNC Finance Chair, mega-donor - sexual abuse
282 Iowa GOP staff Jim Friedrich cost Iowa taxpayers $2.2 million with his sexual harassment of women
283 Former GOP State Senator Shawn Hamerlinck, sexual harassment - cost taxpayers #2.2 million
284 Iowa state Sen. Merlin A Bartz - sexual harassment
285 Iowa GOP aide Ed Failor Jr - sexual harassment
286 Iowa GOP state Sen. Rick Bertrand - sexual harassment
287 Iowa State Sen Bill Anderson - inappropriate conduct, comments
288 Iowa State Sen Tim Kapucian - inappropriate comments/conduct
289 GOP NV Assembly candidate and LEGAL brothel owner Dennis Hof was under investigation for sexual assault, though his death 10/16/18 will probably end the investigation
290 ID state rep Mark Patterson - pled guilty to attempted rape, lied about it, also said his constituents aren’t interested in that.
291 Southern Baptist Seminary leader Paige Patterson pressured women to not report their rapes, told a woman it was good she was raped. He’s not the rapist, but he helped the rapist rape more women.
292 ME state house GOP candidate Mark Bedell - domestic violence
293 NH state Rep. Eric Schleien to resign amid allegations he sexually assaulted 16-year-old student.
294 ME GOP state house candidate Chris Hoy - violating a protective order, domestic violence, assault, pled guilty
295 GOP Voters - More Republican voters would vote for a candidate accused of sexual harassment than would not. They have embraced their role as the party of sexual abuse.
296 John Boswell, Republican donor-activist - sexual assault. Arrested twice, first time at Trump inauguration, paid a $50 fine.
297 OK Republican George Faught makes the list for claiming rape and incest are God’s will. Rape culture on steroids.
298 State Rep. Rob Brooks - R-WI - racist remarks and sexual harassment
299 US Rep Ralph Norman thinks sexual assault is a joke, cracking a joke about it during a debate
300 Former executive director of SC Republican Party Todd Kincannon - domestic violence. He may be mentally ill.
@nutboy
Here is a racist Democrat getting caught Bigly..
Posing as a Trump support spreading racist rants.
Newt you are a failure , like you Dem party.
Cheat till you win.
Secret Service July 14th
OMG….this joke seems to be turning out to be true.
All indications so far imply that he was not actually hit by a bullet at all and is just milking a slight shrapnel scratch for all it’s worth.
Fake news.
Trump wasn’t really shot.
He cut his ear with a razor when he ducked.
The “shooter” was a conservative Republican
Another Trump fraud for the sympathy vote. Don’t buy it.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Love how Gaetz’s total lack of self control, trying to force his way into a live interview to talk shit about McCarthy like a baby with no manners just reminded the country that he is under an ethics investigation for repeatedly paying YOUNG minors for sex and flying the young girls across state lines for drug fueled underage orgies.
MAGA IS 100% PEDOPHILES AND PEDOPHILE PROTECTORS, MANY LIKE BOEBERT AND GAETZ’S PARTY PARTNER CONVICTED (SOUND FAMILIAR?), LED BY AN EPSTIEN LEVEL RAPIST OF 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS WHICH YOU EXCUSE AND POO POO, AND EVERY DAY MORE OF YOUR LEADERS ARE CAUGHT RAPING CHILDREN, SHOOTING AT STRIPPERS THEY RAPED, RAPING BOYS, TRAFFICKING CHILDREN FOR DRUG FUELED ORGIES, ETC…NOT DEMOCRATS.
Hilariously, as if to prove it, you idiots had Pro-abortion, pro-LGBTQ+, pro-slut walking, professional pornstar and only fans model with her “bash my slash” forehead tattoo speak at the convention to advertise her half off subscription to her Only Fans site coupon to the MAGA crowd in the hope that some of the 25 million porn viewers will translate into votes. Unfortunately for you, they know part of the Trump plan is to outlaw pornography and recreational sex, so good fucking luck morons.
Another nice moral and Godly attempt to defraud from the “Christian Right”.
https://yt3.ggpht.com/nL8OtrVQWRLTGLsMJTqRo0xuGxd6-IfhyqbryWS9DbUUo3kEXRNCG0dx2aqtIgOjM6iZcSzBCOo1AQ=s288-c-fcrop64=1,00000890fffff76f-nd-v1
Here’s page 11 out of 53 and rising daily, each page with 25 Republican sex criminals listed. You need to see every single one and it still won’t be enough to register in your micro encephalitic brain.
251 Pennsylvania Republican State Sen. John Peterson, later elected to Congress - sexual harassment, grabbing a woman’s breast. See the screenshot
252 Neil Bush, the S&L grifter of the Bush family, sex tourism in Thailand and Hong Kong. We know what sex tourists are looking for in Thailand.
253 James Woods, actor and right-wing provocateur, was accused by Amber Tamblyn of trying to pick her up when she was underage. Since then many other women have come forward
254 Ted Nugent, alleged musician and right-wing provocateur who joked about assassinating Obama, beloved friend of moralist Huckabee - sex with underage girls
255 Gregory Nathan Peterson, Utah Republican fundraiser charged with 21 charges of rape, forcible sexual abuse and battery, two charges of aggravated kidnapping, one charge of assault and one charge of felony burglary. Committed suicide while on bail.
256 NH GOP Representative Robert Fisher created The Red Pill Reddit site which is known for its tips on how to get away with rape, etc.
257 Union County GA GOP Chairman - attempted rape and it was broadcast on internet
258 WI GOP Rep. Roger Rivard on the list for excusing and enabling rape by saying “some girls rape easy.”
259 NJ GOP candidate for town council Mike Krawitz had to resign after threatening, wishing reporter would be raped.
260 Rory A. Koch, committee administrator for the Minnesota House Republicans, child pornography
261 Former GOP Walton Co. Commissioner Lane Rees - child pornography
262 James "Dub" Maines, formerly GOP Rep. Joe Barton's deputy district director - child pornography
263 Joseph Hayon, Midwood Republican Who Ran On Family Values Platform, Confesses To Viewing Child Pornography
264 Charlotte Tea Party leader - child porn and had the nerve to claim it was how he self-medicated for an autistic disorder and depression from a failed relationship
265 Southern Baptist Convention leader and Trump religion advisor Frank Page resigns over moral failings
266 Far right religious leader Mark Aderholt - sex with underage girls, sexual assault. Church organization knew and ignored it.
267 Former Judge, Baptist Leader, Republican Paul Pressler - sexual abuse/assault underage men.
268 Larry Weinstein, Northampton Township Supervisor and former campaign manager for GOP Rep. Scott Petri and his girlfriend charged with indecently assaulting unconscious woman
269 GOP Commissioner John Butler and his wife sexually abused his underage niece. He was pardoned by Gov. Jack Ryan.
270 Anti-Choice Congressman Tim Murphy forced to resign for hostile work environment/harassment and asked his lover to have an abortion.
271 GOP Commissioner Jack Gardner of Millersville, PA was convicted of molesting a 13-year-old girl, pled guilty. 30 years later he’s on the City Commission. See the screenshot, story is in NewsBank.
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272 Lincoln County GOP commissioner and town clerk Merril Robert Barter of Boothbay Harbor - molesting an underage boy while at the State Republican Convention.
273 Michigan GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Bill Schuette. This is what he does on camera! OMG, what does he do when no one is looking?
274 Broward Co Florida GOP Party Secretary Rupert Tarsey attacked a woman, a classmate, with a hammer & they did not force him out of office
275 Republican congressional candidate Denver Riggleman stepped in on Monday to claim that rape and sexual assault can be prevented by “educating females.” Not women, females. Female does not mean human, there are female animals/insects.
Secret Service July 14th
It wasn’t a democrat.
He wasn’t progressive.
It wasn’t an undocumented immigrant.
It wasn’t an LGBTQ+ person.
It wasn’t an African American.
It wasn’t any of the people he says are “poisoning the blood of America”.
It was a young white male registered Republican conservative gun advocate.
He was also a TERRIBLE shot, kicked off the high school shooting team for missing every target and hitting one wall of the range from the other side of the range. Classmates say he was conservative, a loner, a gun advocate but poor shot, and loved to make terrible insulting far right jokes.
Many have said he was bullied mercilessly daily in high school.
Don’t let the lying right try to paint him as a Democrat like they have already tried to do…claiming with zero evidence that he registered Republican to vote against Trump…classmates say he was staunchly conservative. He is one of theirs, unequivocally, undeniably, 100% red.
Fishermen Rescue Two Teen Girls Lost at Sea
Holy crap! In Monterey Bay!?! I’m shocked they didn’t go hypothermic in the first 5 minutes, it’s COLD there. 54degree water is no joke…and that’s surface temperature.
https://abc7.com/monterey-bay-rescue-teen-girls-saved-fisherman-help-teenagers-salinas-river-state-beach/11737868/
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Lol. Charlie “white boy summer” Kirk is whining because he was called out for his constant racism so he posted a photo of himself with his 10 “black friends”, every one of which is an employee on his payroll spreading his message, not a friend.
Nice try, racists. You can always rent a few uncle Toms or uncle Ruckus to hide your racism, it only makes you MORE racist. 😂
Oof…Trump media is going below $25 today, probably $20 tomorrow. Teens next week, single digits after the debate. Penny stock by the time Little Donny can sell…he’s still gonna make Thousands!
The RNC has stupidly gone full purge mode, attacking even maga conservative Republicans if they don’t back convicted felon Trump 100% 100% of the time. MTG tweeted to her voters that anyone even thinking about maybe replacing the convicted felon as their candidate should get out of the Republican Party and vote for democrats and they will be “replaced” with new voters (not sure from where…Venezuela, Cuba, or North Korea?). Any iota of independent thought is enough to be purged, have funding cut, and have the RNC leadership publicly state no one should vote for them. Disgraced ex potus said any businessman who doesn’t back him 100% should be fired (and intends to make that law). Hilarious because you fools don’t have a vote to spare and this idiotic ploy is party suicide. Because I know you don’t know what the word means allow me to educate you… this is fascism.
Another Trump endorsed maggot insurrectionist lost another primary in Georgia.
Even extreme right polls are now showing President Biden well ahead. The good economy is finally being recognized and the criminality can no longer be ignored. Biden has gained nearly 10% in the weeks since the felon’s conviction…he’s going to gain more after the debate when the felon implodes, gibbers incoherently, and poops himself on stage.
Enjoy your white boy summer.
One more week…will he show up and embarrass himself or will he stay home and embarrass himself? I’m curious what these “debate performance enhancing drugs” are your ilk accuses Biden of using that make an Alzheimer’s patient suddenly rational and sharp, and is Don willing to take a test for those drugs before going on stage himself, because he REALLY needs them?
Also, can we get a truckload sent to every nursing home, because if there’s a drug that erases Alzheimer’s and/or dementia they will want to know. (Since it will go over your head, I’m joking, there is no such drug).
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Thank you for admitting the well known blatantly fraudulent fake you just tried to pass as fact.
Yes. Another Fake. Another fraud you try to disguise as a fact.
What you never seem to realize is every time you get behind one of these fake stories (which is constantly) what you are really saying is you have no real argument so you are forced to make up nonsense. Every time you doctor a video to make President Biden look unfit you admit he actually is fit. It’s an admission of the total failure of your position….something you would never intentionally do no matter how badly your position had failed, but a message you send daily by relying on lies and fraud to make your position.
It’s fake because it is not a payoff like is suggested and is what the President denied, but income/growth from declared 100% legal INVESTMENTS in Chinese companies with his 100% legitimate international investment company, again, not direct payments from them.
If making money from foreign investments is suddenly going to be considered illegal or immoral, let’s start with whales who directly and demonstrably sold policy for billions before going after minnows who made millions through investments with no policy involved. Who made billions from foreign powers again? Who directly made hundreds of millions directly from hostile governments like China while in office? (Rented unused space in his buildings for years, then cancelled the leas when he lost.). Who changed US policy to benefit the same governments?
Another long ago debunked talking point that’s really an admission disguised as an accusation, more fake news like every single thing you believe.
Notice he was not prosecuted for unreported income from foreign governments, nor was he charged with not reporting himself as a foreign agent…unlike dozens of maga officials and Trump family members. Barr spent 4 years investigating every detail of his finances and came up with nothing.
It’s also fake because it attempts to paint the father with the imagined sins of the son, which is nonsense.
It’s also hilarious because it reminds us that Trumps family DID have direct payments from hostile foreign governments after changing American international policy to benefit those governments to the tune of $3.5 billion, a verified fact unlike the lie that China paid Hunter $3 billion, or that President Biden ever changed any U.S. policy after a payment. Neither has been verified by a scintilla of evidence because neither happened.
Everything you believe is nonsense, because you bought every lie told by the lie machine for the last 8 years.
Every, single, one.
In New Hampshire disgraced felon Trump once again demanded that “President Obama immediately resign”. He STILL thinks Obama is president, it is not a joke, it is not reference to his claim that Obama pulls the strings, it is his tiny feeble brain melting under the pressure. He knows it makes him look like he’s in full blown dementia, but he keeps on doing it. Are you gullible enough to believe it’s on purpose, and if so isn’t that also an indication of dementia?
Is this "fake" also?