"It's only a table knife, but you could kill a pilot with a table knife. Might take you a couple of minutes, you know... Especially if he's a hefty guy..."

How did George Carlin get inside my head?!? Dammit, I knew I should've worn the tinfoil hat!

I used to be a massive cricket fan, staying up late nights to watch Steve Waugh captain the team... but now with Ponting as cpt it just makes me angry to watch it so I try and avoid it.

Although starting with 609 runs, and the poms being 3/50 odd last time i saw it... not looking good for your chances of keeping the Ashes.

I much rather watching football games these days, Sydney FC won last night 3-0 and I was partying with the players/coach till about 4am.... now I can't talk and someone is setting off small explosives inside my head.