I just don't get this. They just can't fucking stop. Do all the racist cops want one last crack at intimidating/beating/killing innocent people before their little holiday free-for-all is finally shut down?
At least this one seemed like he backed off quickly enough, and wasn't the roided-up, flippant type.

I want one!

Good old Mallard ducks, proof if ever there was of our all loving creators perfection....

......The first non-human species ever observed engaging in homosexual necrophilia and I believe the only species know to reproduce exclusively by gang rape.

He is genuinely quite cute here though, I still want one!

I want one. You could cut tons of orangefilets in half the time!

I want one. *Promote

"I'm been very impressed with Tesla as a car company, even though I've never driven or even seen one in person"

I can hardly leave the house without seeing one. Often, on the highway, I have a Tesla in front of me, and one behind. They are everywhere here, as there is 1. Lots of people who are well of, and 2.Lots of tax incentives for electric cars, (and other pros like they can use the Taxi lane) and 3. insanely high gas prices. There is also a supercharger 5 mins from my home, and a dealership 15 minutes away, So I guess that helps I want one..

I've always wanted one of those Kyosho Mini-Z RC cars (which I think these are). Those look like killer fun, except I'd need friends to race with.

How much extra am i paying for a heat camera and lcd screen, so that i can see my food heating up? I've never had a microwave dilemma needing that kind of equipment.

I.. wouldn't want one so much i'd be willing to pay for the feature. What problem is it solving that makes it worthwhile?

everybody wants one of those!

Goddamnit.... I really want one of those.

Neat. Does the entire system *draw* 1kw, or does the beam actually deliver 1kw (seems unlikely)? Either way, it must require massive off-camera cooling equipment. I've seen arrays of LEDs used for welding before and that was impressive.

It must be a prototype because the company that makes it doesn't list this model, and don't give much information on the models they do list. And, of course, it doesn't look remotely practical, awesome as it is.

edit:

After a bit more reading, maybe it does emit 1000 watts. Also, look at this thing from their webpage:

http://www.nortonsandblasting.com/images/lasr-backpack_unit1web.jpg

That is a straight up proton accelerator if I've ever seen one (okay, maybe photons, but close enough) and I damn well want one. I promise to use it responsibly and never cross the streams.

Pretty good, but exaggerated. he claimed 'I even gave him a head start', but in reality he got the Ferrari to start, then let off, then the Tesla just floored it, while the Ferrari was slowing down. Terrible start by both, bad race, did not show me which was really faster.
I still want one badly. Anyone want to trade me for all rights to my first born male child? (I should probably note that I have no children and I've been fixed, but the offer still stands!)

Ideally, it would also comment on your shitty taste in books, music and movies too.

Actually now I think I want one...

I live in Finland, one of the top countries on guns per capita. Also one the lowest gun crimes per capita. Very strict gun control, in fact, i can't own a single casing, let alone live bullet. All have to be licensed, all counted, no guns licenses without a hunting or shooting club membership, no guns without proper training. No backyard sales, not even ammo. We have long hunting tradition. Also a long militia background, guns and the need for them are acknowledged in every part of our culture and history, armed uprisings (albeit all of them failed) against oppressive conquerors are our heroes.. And of course that one little squirmish against Soviet Union, we got thru with it with guns. But the tools they used are not worshiped, just appreciated as good tools.

Hand guns are not for hunting and as such, they are even more controlled. No ONE has ever raised an opinion that our freedoms are being oppressed by our gun laws. Overwhelming majority likes them the way they are, only wanting more control on mentally disturbed individuals. Some of course want no guns at all and very small portion wants guns for all. But majority and i mean majority as in +80% are very happy the way things are now. If i want to start hunting or shooting as a sport; i can. I can't, however, get a gun just because i want one.

Also, front doors in Finland are sturdy enough that you can't just kick it in... Something to think about, we got the best locks in the business (google abloy, 99,99% of our locks are ABLOY). In fact, and this is coming from experience, our burglars don't pick locks. They remove the whole doorframe with hydraulic jacks (or remove the whole lockbase and part of the door with tons of force.. or drill the lock)..Locksmiths here don't have lockpicks as the locks are protected very well against lockpicking, in fact abloy is one of the benchmarks on lockpickers and it still takes hours. Instead locksmiths carry a big ass cordless drill with the hardest drillbits you can find; they drill out and replace the whole cylinder and it's noisy as hell. That's what our doors are like, maybe there is some answer there; you don't feel afraid when your front door can take a bear.

*quality
I want one.