Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Yellowstone National Park, without all the tourists
3) Children's book - Any of the Matthew Looney books
4) TV Series - Battlestar Galactica (the new series)
5) Word - butterfluggin
6) Film - Tough call, but I'm going with The Empire Strikes Back
7) Curse - "Twat" seems to be my favorite these days
Creature - Dolphins, even if they are the douchebags of the sea.
9) Past time - Organ donation
10) Person - My son, of course

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Both, but I own neither. I have two rats.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast
14) Tan or pale - Tan. I'm always afraid that I might have bored the pale ones to death
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot. I have hobbit feet
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - Drive. This is America, dammit.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama now, but I used to be a diehard Simpsons fan

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Dutch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
23) Most off the wall member - evil_disco_man. He's quiet. It's always the quiet ones who put severed heads in the crisper.
24) Favourite user name - MycroftHomlz. It shows that smarty-pants scientists can't spell for shit.
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Giving choggie my email address
27) Best avatar - schmawy's. All of them.
28) Partner in crime - I run with the Hole In The Wall gang, consisting of blankfist, rottenseed, dystopianfuturetoday, schmawy, his sister Issykitty, and alien_concept. Sometimes we let Farhad ride with us, because deep down he so desperately wants to be a cowboy.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not since I killed them
30) Idea for the site - Glory holes

About you

31) Where do you live - Casper, Wyoming, United States
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non-smoker (quit 12 years ago)
33) Left or right handed - righty tighty
34) Hair colour - reddish brown, with dashing gray highlights
35) Relationship status - I'm in a serious booty-call relationship
36) How tall - 5' 9", or 175 cm. 175 sounds bigger, so let's go with that
37) Children - One child on this planet is blessed with 50% of my genes
38) Ever had an operation - Many:
a. Appendectomy
b. Plate implants for a broken arm
c. Bone graft from pelvis for same broken arm that got horribly infected
d. Hemorrhoid removal - Yet blankfist is still here
e. Torn ligament repair - left foot
f. Torn ligament repair - right hand
g. Lasik eye surgery
h. Foot enlargement - Hoping that by corollary something wonderful would happen
39) Best feature - My beautiful spleen
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Morally bankrupt, donations please

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Jesus, just so he could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer/leukemia research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Me. I hear it's a good place to raise a family
44) Relive a moment in your life -
45) Have a superpower - Walking on water, that way I could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - If there's an afterlife
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Listen to all the talk about fucking fantasy football in the crapper at work
48) Be president for one hour - Give the Indians everything back, and send whitey back to Europe
49) Delete a period in history - What day was dystopianfuturetoday born?
50) Achieve one thing - Write the great American novel. About robot pirates from outer space.

I've seen SO many videos here that are potentially more "objectionable" than this one. Here's one for starters:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Elevator

Is it because my title is "clean" and DFT's isn't? Then how about this one:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you

Shit, I've posted 15 videos with "fuck" in the title. None of those bothered them?

Don't get me wrong dag, I'm not at all mad at you. It's the advertisers I'm mad at, and I'm pissed about them putting you in a vice. I understand that no ad revenue might mean no VideoSift. Fuck, are there any other big advertisers you could replace them with?

And to all of the members: Is there anyone out there that could connect VS with some other advertisers? I'm not in the biz, but maybe some of you are, or maybe you know someone who is. Let's help out dag so that we can this site free of pressure from asshole sponsors.

Mr. P is doing well, thanks for asking.

The story of KP's handle?

Way back when I first started using the internet I came up with the screen name "neptunetitan". You see, I'm a big fan of Pink Floyd, and the first song (Astronomy Domine) on their first album (Piper At The Gates Of Dawn) has a lyric at the end of the first verse that goes:

Neptune, Titan
Stars can frighten

So that's where neptunetitan came from. As I started opening up more accounts on various sites over the years, I discovered that other completely unoriginal assholes had stolen "neptunetitan". Therefore I sort of Greekified the Roman names, converting Neptune to Poseidon, and the generic Titan to the king of the Titans, Kronos. Plus if you substitute "Neptune, Titan" with "Kronos, Poseidon", the verse still sort of rhymes in the song.

And you thought it was going to be an interesting story, didn't you?

In reply to this comment by Zonbie:
schmawy's avatar always good for family friendly giggles! thanks fo the link!
how are things with you Kronosposeidon? and how did you think that name up LOL


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
http://blog.videosift.com/schmawy/The-Many-Faces-of-Serious-Cat-II-100-200

I cant belive no one said it yet. This Emulates the video game Kings quest four or five ? wichever he is in the kingdom of daventry. either way he has to go to an island and once upons the island he is confronted by five little gnomes all each distinguish themselves with attributes such as Huge ears for good hearing, the other is a huge mouth for gluttony i guess, big hands for feeling and a huge nose for smelling. each of the characters needed a different stimulus to pass certain "sense" give the guy who smells something nice to smell and he lets you go... I think they based this advert off that game.

*Dupe , but i can't call it. http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you

>> ^rottenseed:
Trouser snakes are often born with one eye. The one I own can usually be spotted deep in Latin bush regions.

A ha! So you ARE a dude!

Or you have ambiguous genitalia.

>> ^rottenseed:
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.

the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

>> ^ant:
Is he a Ferengi?

LOL!

Ant, you surprise me. I thought I'd be getting a downvote from you, but instead I receive the Good Antkeeping Seal of Approval and a joke too. This vid's going to storm the Top 15 for sure now.

>> ^winkler1:
Those have gotta be fake ears..right?

Real or fake? Who knows; who cares?. Either way it doesn't take away from his raw sexual energy.