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Jim Says Christian Leaders Will Be Murdered If Trump Loses

BSR says...

Religion needs love.
Love doesn't need religion.

God needs love.
Love doesn't need God.

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Create.

cre·ate
/krēˈāt/

verb

bring (something) into existence.
"he created a thirty-acre lake"

synonyms: generate, produce, design, make, fabricate, fashion, manufacture, build, construct, erect, do, turn out;

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Job Description of an Artist. Fine artists use different techniques to create art, such as weaving, painting, glass blowing, or sculpting. They strive to develop new methods or ideas for making art. ... Only the most successful fine artist is able to support themselves from their art work.

"The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand" -Pink Floyd

cloudballoon said:

American church leaders dying left & right? yeah... I'd chalk them up as God smiting them for being false prophets.

I'm a Christian (Canadian), but I see American Christianity as a beast of its own. Nuts cases everywhere that rather get in bed with the NRA and the military complex than practice anything Christ says. Total madness.

Cart Narcs Catch A Dumb Hag

newtboy says...

And if that describes the cart narc?

Some people are unlovable.

It's not ok that our numbers are growing. Overpopulation is the number one problem that causes almost every other issue, including anger and intolerance.

I spread broken glass outside my wall to convince those mad buggers to move along....keep their blood off my nice clean walls, thank you very much. ;-)

BSR said:

^

Lake Dunlap Dam Spillway Failure

Lake Dunlap Dam Spillway Failure

Bill Nye the Science Guy - The Planet is on Fucking Fire!!!

Jimmy Carr Stand-Up

wtfcaniuse says...

Who is Shane?

Also I doubt his worst jokes were in the netflix special. Something tells me he didn't mention crawling over broken glass to suck the cock of the last person to fuck Rachel Riley.

spawnflagger said:

Just watched Jimmy Carr's Netflix special - it contains all these same jokes, and every joke I can ever remember Jimmy Carr telling, so I guess it really is a "greatest hits" standup, rather than all new material like most stand-up specials. It also had more offensive jokes, and a lot of reference to Shane's Mum.

Hope Walks On A Glass Floor

Payback says...

I'm almost certain she can detect the glass. I doubt it's a cliff she sees, more like a large pool of water.
Something she should be cautious of, not terrified.
Thinking all cliffs now must be plate glass isn't Golden Lab level intelligence, that's like POTUS level.

SFOGuy said:

Precisely; you would want her to default to stopping at the edge of any apparent cliff.
Why train that away???

Paris’ Traveling Knife Grinder

SFOGuy says...

Wonderful slice of life video.
But I just spent $275 and a morning managing a metal working friend through an opthalmology appointment to extract metal shavings from their eye...so...Hope he gets back to using safety glasses.

C'mon jump up

BSR says...

There, there now. Get it all out. Just let it allllll out. Would you like a glass of water? Take a deep breath.

Now, doesn't that feel better?

StukaFox said:

Good dog, Cujo! Also, you know that mutt drops a log the size of a baguette at least twice a day and it practically takes a snow shovel to fling it into the neighbor's yard.

I use to have a tragically retarded Cocker Spaniel (and, to note, there is no other variety of that breed) and it was like the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg, only with dogshit. At least three times a day, this golden-furred, floppy ear'd mongrel would scarf down a can of Alpo, a cup of kibble and whatever food was left lying on the table -- the same table the cat always got smacked for climbing on, but the dog ... ohhh, no! It's CUTE when the dog does it! -- then make a beeline to the back lawn where it'd crap Mt. Everest. I'd have to trudge out the the back yard, shovel in hand, while the guy next door shot me the stink-eye because he was tired of fishing dog turds out of his swimming pool every day during the summer. This task is odious enough, but it's a thousand times worse when you're stoned and it's a million degrees out and you'd much rather be floating on your waterbed listening to Dark Side of the Moon in headphones while blissful AC-cooled air wafts over your twice-weekly washed body and not fighting your way through a black fog of Horseflies to reach a 1:1 scale model of Mt. Doom made entirely of a too-quickly digested overpriced slurry of meat scraps and offal that the canners couldn't fob off on Mexico.

It might not have been as bad as all that, but in my hazy recollection, it was pretty darned close.

I'm not sure why I told you all this, to be perfectly honest, but I did. So there.

Avalon Airshow Takes Raving To The Next level

newtboy says...

Oh....I didn't say it worked! ;-)
His glasses were 3/4 inch thick afterwards. I went with him to get his new pair shortly after surgery, he drove, and the difference was startling. I realized he couldn't see a thing on the drive there. I thought he had been joking when he asked if the lane was clear when there was a bus beside us....I was wrong.

I guess in the end it did work, as well as expected in the 80's. He still could barely see with bulletproof thickness glasses, but he wasn't completely blind.

SFOGuy said:

Superb use of a laser---and glad it worked. The mechanism of it working, if I recall correctly, is the burning and scarring of the retinas that have detached "scars" them down onto the the back of the eyeball again...

Twilight Zone - I of Newton

What Happens When Liberals Run Your State?

BSR says...

@bobknight33 may or may not be a troll. But you've got to love a guy that totally let's you use him.

Take @newtboy for instance. Regardless of what fires Bob tries to start, newt jumps right on it and douses the ignorance with facts. Quenches the lies with a tall glass of truth, and then massages him with references when needed.

As for me, I just like to use him as a good example of a poor example. He brings us his fears and we reach for him. Kind of like an abused dog that snips at you when you try to help him, because he's so cute.

So it really doesn't matter if he's a troll or not. We can play him here.

JiggaJonson said:

@bobknight33
I still think you're a russian troll making the rounds.

So this is a thing in Russia

SFOGuy says...

They did; Las Vegas strip had these for a bit and then; surprise, surprise---distracted drivers became an issue (the American version was all glass on 3 sides, and was designed to drive traffic to the local advertising strip clubs)--

So, local traffic laws were changed to reduce the distraction.
And thus, the sunset of the American stripper van.

NaMeCaF said:

Stripper vans? You mean you guys DONT have these in America?

Only in Detroit

Kid Physically Threatens Teacher For Not Rounding His Grade

BSR says...

I agree when someone endangers you or others. But I look at it as a first aid response. Not a challenge. Remove the danger from the victim. If that's not possible, remove the victim from the danger.

The second part is kind of iffy. No matter how confident you may be, and go beyond defusing a scene then proceed to administer punishment, you may be the one that fails prematurely and could end up with you, being the only defense, useless. Sometimes unexpected things happen and to keep a situation ongoing needlessly would be irresponsible. Don't fool yourself thinking you will be victorious. There are many things to defend yourself against without creating more.

Don't be a victim of your hand. It's really embarrassing.

When you want to pummel someone remember, SAFETY FIRST. Safety glasses and a hard hat.

newtboy said:

Any time someone else touches you in anger or endangers you or those you are responsible for first.

Imo, when he pushed the teacher, he gave that teacher permission to take him out...and I'll go ahead and say this bullshit about responding with equal force is just that, bullshit. Once you start a fight by touching someone, you remove any right you had to complain that they're better at fighting and broke all your teeth out. Should've thought about that before putting your hands on someone else thinking you would come out victorious.



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