>> ^ex-jedi:

Don't watch this with a field mouse.


Or any other animal smaller than a German Shepherd.

Susi, my older cutie also wanted to enter. She is a bit more camera shy - but what else can you expect from a couch-sized 107-lb German Shepherd:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_WGaYztgDU

Dogs and dolphins are definitely close - but the German shepherd looked like he knew better and was mournful of his lose of the sea. Get a Labrador near water and it wouldn't have taken over a minute for him to jump in.

>> ^solecist:

yeah, it's also art because there is probably art on the walls in the background. also, this is pretty news worthy. and where is lady gaga? i don't know, but music.
seriously, the tags are so broken because of stuff like that.


Don't forget *engineering because they're in a house and *geek because there's some electronics in the background. Oh, and *fire because there's a woodstove in the corner; *anatomy because I could see really far up the dog's nose; *talks because I could hear words; *equality because dogs are a disenfranchised minority; *eco because he probably crapped in the yard at some point; *mystery because we're left wondering what the man looks like; *science because of all the physical and biological forces at work; *law, *death and *horrorshow because talking dogs usually tell you to kill people; and *sexuality because someone somewhere is really turned on by German shepherds.

>> ^deathcow:
Also it can cause them to get an erection lasting more than four hours.
Jesus Christ, where's my vacuum cleaner?

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Kiitti!

In reply to this comment by mintbbb:
*quality
NetRunner won't let me get a bunny, claiming 2 German Shepherds is enough already. But I'd love to have a little hippity-hoppity weirdness like this! It is adorable! And so weird! And Cute!

I am sure it is also a suitable snack size for German Shepherds.. Yes dear, I get your point..

*quality
NetRunner won't let me get a bunny, claiming 2 German Shepherds is enough already. But I'd love to have a little hippity-hoppity weirdness like this! It is adorable! And so weird! And Cute!

I am sure it is also a suitable snack size for German Shepherds.. Yes dear, I get your point..

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>> ^gorillaman:

>> ^ant:
>> ^gorillaman:
Dogs are stupid.

Gorillas are stupid too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eLcrMeDlBg


Boo!

>> ^ant:

>> ^gorillaman:
Dogs are stupid.

Gorillas are stupid too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eLcrMeDlBg

>> ^gorillaman:

Dogs are stupid.


Gorillas are stupid too.

Dogs, Wolves, Foxes, Coyotes from reproducing?

This guy is full of shit.

Wolf Hybrid, boom in your face fucktard.

A wolf-dog hybrid (also called a wolf hybrid or wolfdog) is a canid hybrid resulting from the mating of a wolf (various Canis lupus subspecies) and a dog (Canis lupus familiaris). The term "wolfdog" is preferred by most wolfdog proponents and breeders since the domestic dog was recently taxonomically recategorized as a subspecies of wolf. The American Veterinary Medical Association and the United States Department of Agriculture refer to them as wolf-dog hybrids.[1] Rescue organizations consider any dog with wolf heritage within the last five generations to be a wolfdog, including some established wolfdog breeds.[2]

In 1998, the USDA estimated an approximate population of 300,000 wolfdogs in the United States (the highest of any country world-wide), with some other sources giving a population possibly as high as 500,000.[1] In first generation hybrids, gray wolves are most often crossed with wolf-like dogs (such as German Shepherd Dogs, Siberian Huskies, and Alaskan Malamutes) for an appearance most appealing to owners desiring to own an exotic pet.[3] Since wolf hybrids are genetic mixtures of wolves and dogs, their physical and behavioral characteristics cannot be predicted with any certainty.[1]

Human Meddling in the process of natural selection disgusts me to no end.

Natural selection is a hard thing.

I feel that if an animal cannot live long enough to reproduce, humans included, then it obviously does not pass on it's genes ergo; it does not pass the test of nature.

My opinion of selective breeders is, they disgust me on both a guttural and rational level. These hoity toity rich white people base their whole breeding on outdated and unscientific opinion on how a dog should look

I see a strong working dog as the peek of its breed. I see a show dog as a farce of nature.

Pure breeding is not something to be liked. Biodiversity and Genetic Diversity is something that nature naturally seeks, and it is proven time and again that breeding with a small gene pool with no diversity will ultimately lead to extinction.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_selection

I also find the Eugenicist argument about Pure Bred people completely warped.

My knowledge of biology is only as a hobby, and maybe a slight obsession. It was my favorite class in High School, and would probably have been in college had I majored in it.

On a more sentimental note an old German Shepard or Deutscher Schäferhund of mine died of complication that resulted from Hip Displasia. Here is a quote from the wikipedia on German Shepards:

In 1899, Von Stephanitz was attending a dog show when he was shown a dog named Hektor Linksrhein. Hektor was the product of many generations of selective breeding and completely fulfilled what Von Stephanitz believed a working dog should be. He was pleased with the strength of the dog and was so taken by the animal's intelligence and loyalty, that he purchased it immediately.

A genetic disease that is so common in German Shepherds that one could, speculatively argue that it is the cause of selective breeding. After watching the dog degrade into dragging it's own hind legs around for weeks, and then shitting on herself regularly, because she couldn't lift herself up to shit properly, it was time to euthanize the dog. I can't help but wonder what the breed would look like if it had a bit of diversity.

It is wondrous to think what the world would be like if humans had no developed the current human brain, and still only had the reptile brain.

For a unique understanding of evolution and natural selection read some of these:


The Selfish Gene. Oxford: Oxford University Press. 1976. ISBN 0-19-286092-5.
he Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution. Free Press (United States), Transworld (United Kingdom and Commonwealth). 2009. ISBN 0-593-06173-X.
The Blind Watchmaker. New York: W. W. Norton & Company. 1986. ISBN 0-393-31570-3.


The Blind Watchmaker was the most complicated read in my opinion.

>> ^FNORDcinco:
here's my question. Why did the dog run Right and everyone else ran left?


He's probably part German shepherd.