That's quite a daring jump for such little ducklings.

>> ^artician:

>> ^deathcow:
i thought he was going to flatten em

Well... That is how you make Foie Gras.


You fatten them, not flatten, to get foie gras. Foie gras literally translates to fatty liver.

>> ^deathcow:

i thought he was going to flatten em


Well... That is how you make Foie Gras.

I thought it was a funny idea with ducklings in comic, in real life it's so much better.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ducklings.png

Those ducklings had it coming.

>> ^Drax:

Perhaps the person who stole the bike used it to help save a kitten. Bad is such a relative thing.


but that kitten...oh that kitten grew up to kill a bunch of ducklings.

>> ^Randomguy12345:

This video does not belong in the "asia" section because they are speaking spanish.


Good call. Removed from the Asia channel. Thanks!

P.S. I don't know why but it's not every day you see ducklings that look exactly like rubber duckies.

>> ^bareboards2:

cute! Surely this is cute!!!!


Don't call me Shirley. *comedy

>> ^blankfist:
The police officer was doing just fine until the Asian fellow came in and scared them back into the streets. I'm sure someone bolder than me has a racist racy joke about chinese food, right? Where's rottenseed?


No...but an observation about the stupidity of humans. After a long hard day at work, partially fueled by the consumption of a breakfast containing chicken eggs, and quite possibly a lunch including some chicken, turkey, or beef product, these unaware drones fail to see the irony in stopping for a group of ducks (other than to eat them).

And duck is actually a delicacy in western culture as well as in Chinese culture. Now, duck VAGINAS is a totally different thing.

the nanny state had a good plan until the bumbling a-hole reverse herded and started preying on the willing-to-follow-or-be=scooted ducklings, without much success, until, hands full, a-hole made his way with the remaining ducklings which, then, yes, you guessed it, followed their captive brethren out of sheer instinct. Instinct which they were using until happening upon the ravenous concrete disruptions named roads, where they were saved in shifts by a man working his own. The bumbling a-hole feels good about himself and the down on his hands. The cop vacates the scene, and all is well. Five minutes later, the ducklings returned and were killed by a passing semi-truck, a blotch of red and feathery down stuck to the road until it became mashed beyond repulsion to become another piece of concrete again, disrupted in disruption by another few passing lives.

Damned nanny state telling ducklings what to do.

The Ducklings flying/plummeting to earth was the best part.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
Ha, right. Condescend to the female ninja with ENORMOUS throwing knives.
Your bold logic puts me in awe sometimes. =P
>> ^rottenseed:
Why don't you do something constructive with those knives and use them to spread mayonnaise on my sandwich



She needs to be knocked down a few notches. Not physically, but mentally. My guess is she was an ugly duckling. Possibly a kung fu movie nerd with glasses, asthma and bad acne — looking for a way to escape. She got older, her face cleared, she got contacts and gained some martial arts skills through years of training to protect against bullies. Beneath that tough facade though, there is still that insecure nerd looking for acceptance. She needs to be broken down and built back up into the sandwich making machine she is.


...and that's how you build a plausible story with absolutely no information at all

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like a duckling in the wind *sniff