Anglo-European decent. Wet and buttery smooth. Good on crackers with a little Marmite.

I predict that Tabasco, crackers and ice cream bars will be the next fad diet.

racist cracker pig

Hint: It's a Ritz cracker. Does that help?

Mmmmm jebus crackers. Lolz, jebus is a cracker. That's rasist no?

Life isn't what your mommy said, well it ain't what my mommy said either. But you know what you watched: An observant and hilarious nigga with a cellphone filming a cracker ass cracker that needs his insulin.

I know why it creeps you out bareboards....creeps me out too and this stuff always makes me feel sorry for white folks having so little soul. Music doesn't get more cracker than this.

Lyrics:
Im gonna smoke some weed, only got 20 dollas in my pocket
Imma huntin, looking for a pot shop, this is fucking awesome!

Walk into my house like what up, i got some good pot
I'm just pumped up got some herb from the pot shop
Ice in my fridge it used to be frosty
My friends like "Damn, that's a stoned ass donkey!"
Rollin' in hella high, looking like it's fifa time
Dominating all my friends, as I eat some chili fries
Draped in a snuggie with my girl sitting next to me
Probably shouldn't have had a big gulp full of ice tea
PISS!
But shit it was 99 cents!

I be blazin and smokin it
Bout to go and get some munchie snacks, passing up on those cracker jacks
Reeces Pieces are where it's at, Gotta get me some soda pop
Cotton mouth has been creeping up
But can't remember where I put my keys,
Yeah, that's what's up.
Imma take your grandpa's ride, Imma take your grandpa's ride
No for real, ask your grandpa, Can I take his 65?
Deville Cruisin to my local Publix
Nothing better than rolling with 2 super fly chicks!
They had frozen burritos, I bought frozen burritos
I bought some Ben and Jerry's, then I bought some Cheetos
Hello, Hello, my main man Obama
A couple states have just reformed their laws on marijuana
Whatcha gonna do, send the feds there? Hell no!
The DEA's would be like "Ah, they got Volcano"

What you know about the science of marijuana?
What you know about people suffering from glaucoma?
They need it, they need it, it helps them with their condition
If don't believe me, then just ask some eye physicians
Thank your granddad for voting for that guy Richard
Nixon is the President who made the plant illegal
But science is now showing that its medicine for people
And the private sector's fighting to keep all of that illegal
Alcohol and Tobacco, Pharmaceutical, Prisons
I'll take those four major lobby groups and fight those motherfuckers
They making money day and night, all those motherfuckers
And bribing congress out of sight, all those motherfuckers
They be like, "Oh, it's immoral and unhealthy"
I'm like how many people are you making wealthy
Anti-marijuana lobbies are making all kinds of profits
And they don't want you to stop it cause of all the special interests
I call that getting swindled and pimped, shit
I call that getting tricked by the government, that law's hella old
So its time to update it, regulate it, and then get it under state control
Peep Game, look into my political telescope
Think it's going to stay like this forever, nah, it hella won't, nah, it hella won't.

Let's end the war on drugs, It's time to pull the plug
These special interest groups are nothing more than corporate thugs
Let's end the war on weed, the people have agreed.
These special interest groups have kept these laws with bribery

Imma smoke some weed, only got 20 dollas in my pocket
Imma huntin, looking for a pot shop, this is fucking awesome!

Just watched Part -2, wow he's crackers.

Dude....Wonder Bread is history thanks to the crackers at Hostess!

Please refer to me as a "mayonaise on wonder bread cracker ass cracker" from now on. It makes me hungry.

Wonder how many brothers enjoy these twos' schtick?-Their comedy is awfully cracker-fied~Of the handful of skits here on the sift (only way I'da known they existed) can't remember chortling aloud once....

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That dude's cheese slid off his cracker... in a good way!

i have only 20s to unravel all those talking points, but I can't because I only have 20s to unravel all those talking points, so I'm just letting you know that I can, but I can't... because I only have 20s



that being said, I'd still let her eat crackers in bed