Denzel, the black Chuck Norris.

>> ^ObsidianStorm:

I always thought the Chuck Norris-cum-Ultimate Strong Guy meme was an ironic form of mockery...


It is, but I believe what he's getting at is find someone who isn't an utter douchepuddle to form an ironic meme about, haha

I always thought the Chuck Norris-cum-Ultimate Strong Guy meme was an ironic form of mockery...

In reply to this comment by Fletch:
Fuck Chuck Norris!

*promote

That's awfully kind of you

Fuck Chuck Norris!

*promote

Eagleheart™ is better anyway.

Chris Monsanto...he had a tough life as a U.S. Marshall too. Plus he shoots his targets every-time--never misses, can get shot and walk it off, and if he uses martial arts the sun, moon, and stars align to form a cosmic radiation column that sears his suspect's carbon and other elements into cool fractals on the ground. They sell for a lot too.

Fuck Chuck Norris--I'm pretty sure this message is approved by Conan O'Brien.

Correct! The Way of the Dragon. Great karate schmaltz, that. And Chuck gets killed at the Colosseum in Rome after a great preening match with Bruce Lee. But Enter the Dragon . . . not.

>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^silvercord:
Chuck Norris wasn't in Enter the Dragon, Dusty. He was, however, in the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just the Islands.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068935/

>> ^silvercord:

Chuck Norris wasn't in Enter the Dragon, Dusty. He was, however, in the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just the Islands.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068935/

Chuck Norris wasn't in Enter the Dragon, Dusty. He was, however, in the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just the Islands.

Kinda waffled on, wasn't funny... but the core point is very valid:

Chuck Norris is a right wing, religious dick who shouldn't be idolised.

Two black holes merging, that's how Chuck Norris was born.

>> ^quantumushroom:

They tried, and had every right to do so. But Lincoln and Friends, right or wrong, waged war to stop them. Now, of course, we have a gigantic, out-of-control federal leviathan, just like the South a-feared. Enjoy!
As for the rest of it, different beliefs for everyone, my friends. It would be nice for the left if the Kenyawaiian had NO ties to islam, but even though these snippets in this video lack context, why do they exist at all?
Obama is likely a closet atheist, but who knows?
Californian idiots keep voting in socialists over and over again even as their economy atrophies and illegal immigration runs rampant. There are actual numbers to demonstrate this, but they conflict with the leftist "belief system".
Intolerance is a staple of the left as much as the right. Same concept, different targets.

>> ^Locque:
If the South wants to secede, I think they should be allowed to do so.



I think equating Chuck Norris and friends' cries for secession in the modern era to the situation in the civil war is kinda silly. It would be like blaming the modern day church for the crusades.

Also, you seem to realise claims that he's a muslim are completely fucking stupid, but you are extremely consistent in refusing the acknowledge the wrongs of the right (I've been reading your posts for years dude, old hat)

I think it's fallacious to accuse the left of being as intolerant as the right. There is an unbelievable history among the left of idiocy, hypocrisy, failure, and all that other good stuff, but racism and bigotry are absolutely the territory of the right. Fascistic political correctness and a refusal to acknowledge existing problems are more the political left's tools of the trade.

On the whole though, i feel chuffed. Does being on the receiving end of one of QM's posts mean I've arrived? WILL VIDEOSIFT NOTICE ME NOW?

>> ^jonny:

some good suggestions in the comments at YT:
vs Frogger
vs Punch Out!
vs Joust
vs Arkanoid
vs Donkey Kong


This is the third episode so far so it might be a beginning of a new series/theme.

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.