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My puss, flaunts a purdy merkin,
your puss, just ain't worth lurkin'

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"White bitch gimme some cho cho" is not cheesy. It's chicano badass.

I had good reason. I likened Hammer to a smiling slave because he smiled and passively endured the massive disrespect of those hosts to himself and his son. Actually, that may be an insult to slaves, who had no choice in the matter. In addition, he has his son jumping around like a fool. Give me some dignity, please.

As far as the host(s) being racists:
1) They jump to the conclusion that Hammer's son has "bling" in his mouth, rather than the more likely explanation that an 11 year old would have braces.

2) At the very beginning, vile Kathy Lee strangely changes her diction: "What cho been doin'?"

3) Kathy Lee's attitude is so paternalistic, but maybe it's just me.

Kommie got me hooked... and learned me some photoshop too.

The Case of the Franks Never touch its coat-tails
Cho Tat-wah Most fools do
Semantic Targeting Love we really want
Michigan District Happy with yourself as you

Is it Choggie, like doggie, or Choggie, as in Margaret Cho-ggie? The world may never know.

"We're internet nerds."

Yeah, but I'm sure the patrons of the bar assumed you were just having an Apple board meeting, with Steve Jobs sitting at the head of the table. (That is volumptuous, right?)

If you like, don't miss the Femme version:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Margret-Cho-My-Puss

>> ^kronosposeidon:
Five people alone in the cast and crew gave $6300 to oppose Prop 8. Wow.
What was that about "none of these people lifted a finger to prevent this from passing"?
Think before you slander.



And Bradd Pitt gave $100K, but noone went around crying for joy over that.

HAHAHA.. I gave as much as Margaret Cho, and I'm straight!

I just did a search on about half of the cast and crew (unlike joedirt and volumptuous) and found this much so far:


1. Written by Marc Shaiman. He gave a total of $1500 to oppose Prop 8:

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/?appSession=33553200823611

2. Directed by Adam Shankman. He gave a total of $1000 to oppose Prop 8:

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/?appSession=79353201509298

3. Margaret Cho acted in this. She gave $1000 to oppose Prop 8:

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/?appSession=34153201867600

4. Neil (Patrick) Harris acted in this. He gave $2500 to oppose Prop 8.

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/?appSession=45853204178262

5. Director of photography: Michael Barrett. He gave a total of $300 to oppose Prop 8

http://www.sfgate.com/webdb/prop8/?appSession=21053206117786


Five people alone in the cast and crew gave $6300 to oppose Prop 8. Wow.

What was that about "none of these people lifted a finger to prevent this from passing"?
Think before you slander.

I saw celebs in stupid "Don't Vote" PSAs. I don't think any of these celebs were out there for Prop 8 except maybe Margaret Cho.

The producer and writer of this skit agree with me on Too Little, Too Late.

Adam Shankman sheepishly and folksily admits he wrote "six weeks later than he shoulda."

Marc Shaiman -- "I only wish I'd written it 2 months ago. Damn,”

I must admit that I also don't find Margaret Cho funny, but I upvoted for her quoting, chapter and verse, of that timeless Christian value, "Shut the fuck up!"

Bigfoot finding was a HOAX. Big surprise. lol.

"Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice - handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it - was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit."

"SearchingforBigfoot.com owner Tom Biscardi had paid an "undisclosed sum" — Internet rumors put it at $50,000 — to Georgia residents Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer for their frozen "corpse" and the privilege of trotting them, but not the body, out in front of TV cameras."

Steve Kulls apparently examined the "beast" and found it to be a fraud (almost immediately upon thawing). He was [f-ing] PISSED. Suit has been filed in court, but the culprits fled with the "undisclosed sum" of $$. Another big surprise. What a bunch of morons.

The good news is that these frauds' names are known and that they are now fugitives from the federal law in the US. OOPS!

PWND!!! Good luck dudes! The LAW got cho' arses caught biznitches.

>> ^jonny:
>> ^jwray:
a criminal who knows he is surrounded by armed civilians is deterred just as much as a criminal who is surrounded by cops.
Upon what do you base this claim?
As for VA Tech, or any other college - you're probably correct that Cho would not have gotten very far (or even tried it all) if half the student body were armed with handguns. On the other hand, there would likely have been dozens more shootings as simple arguments, drunken brawls, etc., escalated to lethal force.


That assertion has been proven wrong by what actually happened when Florida adopted a right-to-carry law. Some anti-gun groups were predicting a catastrophic increase in the crime rate, but it actually decreased by a lot.


* Right-to-carry laws require law enforcement agencies to issue handgun permits to all qualified applicants. Qualifications include criteria such as age, a clean criminal record, and completing a firearm safety course. (13)

* In 1986, nine states had right-to-carry laws. (14)


* As of 1998, 31 states have right-to-carry laws, and about half the U.S. population lives in these states. (3)


* Florida adopted a right-to-carry law in 1987. At the time the law was passed, critics predicted increases in violence. The founder of the National Organization of Women, Betty Friedan stated:



"lethal violence, even in self defense, only engenders more violence." (13)



* When the law went into effect, the Dade County Police began a program to record all arrest and non arrest incidents involving concealed carry licensees. Between September of 1987 and August of 1992, Dade County recorded 4 crimes committed by licensees with firearms. None of these crimes resulted in an injury. The record keeping program was abandoned in 1992 because there were not enough incidents to justify tracking them. (13)(15)

* Florida adopted a right-to-carry law in 1987. Between 1987 and 1996, these changes occurred:




Florida


United States

homicide rate


-36%


-0.4%

firearm homicide rate


-37%


+15%

handgun homicide rate


-41%


+24%

(3)


* 221,443 concealed carry licenses were issued in Florida between October of 1987 and April of 1994. During that time, Florida recorded 18 crimes committed by licensees with firearms. (15)

* As of 1998, nationwide, there has been 1 recorded incident in which a permit holder shot someone following a traffic accident. The permit holder was not charged, as the grand jury ruled the shooting was in self defense. (7)

* As of 1998, no permit holder has ever shot a police officer. There have been several cases in which a permit holder has protected an officer's life. (7)


That's a copy/paste from http://www.justfacts.com/guncontrol.asp

>> ^jwray:
a criminal who knows he is surrounded by armed civilians is deterred just as much as a criminal who is surrounded by cops.

Upon what do you base this claim?

As for VA Tech, or any other college - you're probably correct that Cho would not have gotten very far (or even tried it all) if half the student body were armed with handguns. On the other hand, there would likely have been dozens more shootings as simple arguments, drunken brawls, etc., escalated to lethal force.

The "people will just kill each other with knives" argument is just as specious. Generally speaking, it is much harder to kill someone with a knife than with a gun. I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a drive-by stabbing. And I don't think I've ever heard of someone being accidentally killed by a stray blade or because their knife slipped while cleaning it. The point is lethality and purpose. As I wrote above, guns have a single purpose; all of the other weapons people mention in arguments like this have multiple purposes. (I've never heard anyone argue, "well people would just start using broad swords").

>> ^sirex:
"If half the students at Virginia tech were armed, Cho would not have gotten far."

-- i was going to say why this is a bunch of bull, but i think on reflection it's meant to be so.


I don't see where you're coming from at all, sirex. If I'm a student with a gun and some crazy asshole is shooting up my friends, you bet your ass I'm gonna do my best to stop him.

And seriously, HALF of the students? That, sir, is a shitload of people that you do NOT want to be shooting at. If half of the students at Virginia Tech had guns, that guy would have been swiss cheese the moment he started shooting.