She says "I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and holds me down and fucks me"
posted by MikesHL13
She says "I get turned on when a guy gets frustrated and holds me down and fucks me"
posted by MikesHL13"Ladies, this perfume is so effective it's dangerous. One whiff of this and even a gay archbishop will get a raging stiffy and take you roughly in the cloisters".
posted by alien_conceptWhoever said feminists don't have a sense of humor?
posted by chilaxeSome great lines in this.
posted by rasch187and so George does the opposite of everything. And he gets a date, stands up to movie bullies, and gets a job with the New York Yankees!
posted by fireflyI have no idea why I found this so funny.
posted by theaceofclubzWhen Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see what's wrong.
posted by rasch187The oldest prank in the book...
posted by OrnthoronSo much BURN!
posted by RedSkyZach on Kimmel with Kids Say the Darn Funniest Things
posted by vairetubeWell would it?
posted by BreaksTheEarthFrom 5/8/2009.
posted by NetRunnerNothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best -- performing surgery on the human brain. Clip from the Onion News Network.
posted by plastiquemonkeyThat's right, more CK.
posted by solecistWhaddayamean this is old and he's no longer President?! Oh well, still funny though.
posted by rasch187Zach talks to the lovely Natalie Portman. Awkwardly.
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