gwiz665's awesome texas adventure
It's day one, it's really really hot. But I managed to avoid jet lag so far. Probably sleeping soon.
It took forever to get through customs and security, not because there were any problems, just many people. I like it here, everything is big.. even me.
We shopped at khoks, or something like that.. boy, do I like khoks. Hmmm... maybe it was khols..
XOXO gwiz665
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What the hell are you doing in Texas?! Get out of my country, foreigner! Don't you know this ain't no melting pot-- er, oh yeah.
Are you sure it wasn't Kohl's?
Ah, khoks was the adult store, I suppose
Yeah I shopped at Kohl's yesterday - I think their pricing is weird, because you pay about half of what the item says... your culture is weird!
Today we went to a kiddie pool with bea's spawn, and I think her evil sisters are coming over tonight to nag me to death. And we're heading off to wal mart to buy hundreds of the same things.
Sodas:
Everything uses high fructose corn syrup instead of sugar - result, america is fat.
Coke is pretty much the same, a bit sweeter here I think, but mostly the same.
Dr. Pepper is pretty sweet, tastes like marzipan.
I tried a sip of bea cherry diet pepsi, I don't think I've ever tasted anything that sweet before.. it was insanely sweet. It can't be any kinds of healthy for anything.
It's pretty hot outside, but we've had an overcast these two days, so it's not really been scorching. Just really humid and warm. Everything has ACs, so inside its always pretty cool, even a bit too cool. I could imagine people getting colds from the rapid temperature switches, coming from 100F outside to freaking 50F inside.
Throw in some pictures, willya?!
Will do, I'm taking a bunch on my mobile phone, but I haven't uploaded them anywhere yet.. I'll get on it.
Had a proper sift-up last night, with me, inflatablevagoo and peggedbea. It was good. We talked about loads of stuff, including our addiction to the sift and drank Shiners and wine. I also inappropriately grabbed infvag's boob for no real reason. Good times.
I think I got a bunch of pictures of it, but I gotta get them uploaded first.
Today we went to Six Flags over Texas and went on a bunch of rides. Lots of fun, was scorching hot. It got to about 105F (40ish C) so I'm losing weight by the minute because I sweat it all off.
Oh and people here eat chips with their subway sandwich... ie. they're nuts!
I'm also trying to teach peggedbea's spawn some dirty words so they can be properly corrupted, but she's harsh on the whip when I try.
"Awesome" and "Texas" are not two things I'm used to hearing together, except maybe from Texans.
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