The ultimate sifting formula
After pouring through reams of data I finally understand how the Sift works. Both perturbation methods and quantum loop gravity failed to reproduce the complexity, so in desperation I resorted to empirical methods. I was able to reproduce the Sifting action to eight decimal places (Friday afternoons notwithstanding). I give you the formula:
I think you'll agree that it's a thing of beauty. I welcome any and all tests of its validity.
Odds of being sifted = [(Catchiness of title) * (Quality of video) * (Number of requeues +1)^0.5 - (Number of people who don't "get it") - (Ant Irritation factor) + (Did dystopianfuturetoday fall off his chair laughing and knock himself unconscious?)] / 10
I think you'll agree that it's a thing of beauty. I welcome any and all tests of its validity.
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