Taking EIT's lead here:

It has come to my attention that some of our beloved sifters were deeply traumatized by my video today. I understand how the sight of vaginas that are not attached to porn stars can be troubling, so to all the gay men born by Cesarian section out there, I am sorry.

As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.

http://www.videosift.com/video/PUPPY-PARTY

Let the healing begin.