Many thanks, @Deano!
In reply to this comment by Deano:
That was funny. *promote

Congratulations on diamond.

Thank you for saying that, means a lot to me.

C ON G RA T UL A TI O NS

a curious striation
in the bone
teeth marks wouldn't
do this alone
was he well done
when he was served
did you taste
the little boy
after you sampled
the hor d'ourves?
a carving knife
the very thing
to plate him up
next to the asparagus
a life most delicious,
he went well with
dijon vinegrate.

edit: wrote this verse after we were talking about tulpas, thought I'd show it to you. Totally forgot about it

a tulpa born of brooding
a shadow light eluding
a sound that keeps intruding
as you're hiding and colluding

Thank you so much!
In reply to this comment by GeeSussFreeK:
*quality!

haha... nice!
In reply to this comment by carneval:
In the spirit of the event HAL now has a mouth.

Geez, I came here to upvote your videos and lo and behold, none were to be had. Here, take all my upvotes. Take them all. Use them in the future when you submit a video

Nice teeth/tongue pic, man!

@hpqp came to save the day!

"Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!"
In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Whoa! Dig the avatar! How on earth did you do that?

Anyway, not why I'm here. Have a look at these three videos... firstly because I think you'll like them : But also because I'm curious about the conversation between David and the two little girls in the park (Lise and Victoria)... and I really struggled to catch it. So, if you can work out what they're saying, please tell!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.
html

Man, I can't make out what the girls are saying at all. I'll ask @hpqp. She speaks French every day. I'm just an amateur

Oh, my picture, I scanned my face while trying to hold very still with my mouth wide open
In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Whoa! Dig the avatar! How on earth did you do that?

Anyway, not why I'm here. Have a look at these three videos... firstly because I think you'll like them : But also because I'm curious about the conversation between David and the two little girls in the park (Lise and Victoria)... and I really struggled to catch it. So, if you can work out what they're saying, please tell!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.
html

Diamond! Congratulations, Jigga! Fancy, fancy.

You're cool and close to diamond, so I thought I'd go through the effort for ya.

We're very lucky to have you, lucky.

Congratulations on your Ruby!