Are you tired of your girlfriend going to type flowersandperfume.com into the firefox address bar on your computer only to have it pull up a list including fagfuckingmidgets.com, fartsniffer.com, and findmenewgirlfriend.com?

In some desperate attempt to make your life easier, mozilla has broken the cardinal rule for web browsers by making your search history so readily available, you can't avoid it. The worst part is "clearing" your private data does nothing. Well my fetish loving friends, here's how you get rid of this evil creation

- In your address bar, type about:config
- This will bring you to a disclaimer yammering on about voiding warranties. You'll want to go ahead and press "I'll be careful, I promise"
- Next you'll want to search for the preference, browser.urlbar.maxRichResults and double click it
- The value in the box should read 12, you'll want to change it to -1 (just like how much money you have in the bank.
- Now do a File->Exit

Good puppy, now break out the tissue and go to town.