From The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time
http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-other-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time.php

100. “I love my dead gay son. —Heathers
99. “Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death
98. “Tell your girlfriend to shut up before I fuckstart her head.” —The Way of the Gun
97. “How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees
96. “Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles
95. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- - Zoolander
94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap
93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers
92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman
91. “Back and to the left.” — JFK
90. “No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth
89. “That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America
88. “It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius
87. “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles
86. “No dice, soldier.” —Brick
85. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian
84. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck
83. “Do you concur?” “Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can
82. “The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues
81. “Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap
80. “My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding
79. “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
78. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
77. “I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria
76. “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On
75. “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy
74. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars
73. “You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead
72. “I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary
71. “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover
70. “This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me
69. “Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day.” —White Mischief
68. “She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
67. “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles
66. “It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven
65. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games
64. “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank
63. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
62. “Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Goodfellas
61. “Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad
60. “He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona
59. “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety
58. “Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles
57. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs
56. “Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You
55. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho
54. “I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface
53. “I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman
52. “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham
51. “We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven
50. “I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection
49. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead
48. “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy
47. “Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums
46. “That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity
45. “I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash
44. “Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
43. “This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World
42. “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies
41. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma
40. “They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman
39. “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn
38. “I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs
37. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead
36. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
35. “We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity
34. “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse
33. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
32. “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham
31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove
30. “Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski
29. “If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven
28. “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue
27. “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski
26. “Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
25. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers
24. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment
23. “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock
22. “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs
21. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
20. “People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes
19. “Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer
18. “I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski
17. “The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous
16. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
15. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall
14. “The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
13. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous
12. “SQUIRREL!” — Up
11. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane
10. “Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride
9. “I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity
8. “My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club
7. “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
6. “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk
5. “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters
4. “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
3. “I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
2. “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
1. “It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

Thanks hes got his bronze. Good Luck Im a harder sell! Duuuude OMG this mean your my sift pimp now? Oh Im sooooo buying you a purple velvet fedora and some zebra print cowboy boots, you'll be smooookin hot lmao love ya bub, your the bestest

In reply to this comment by enoch:
pimpin for charity.
lets get this dude his bronze..and yes..ill help you too.
http://videosift.com/video/Rep-Anthony-Weiner-NYC-The-Big-F-ing-Deal-HCR-Party

For me, it's like looking at velvet painting.

Reminds me of Blue Velvet.

I simply hope this question is not being raised by the admins because of my actions(if it is then for fucking christ's sake, would someone simply admit that the motivation resides in that place that does not want to make ANYONE mad??...some people would kill their own children to avoid confrontation)

....I will down-vote what I would not like to be here on the sift, and those who will, vote them up-It IS about points and the status included with for some, and I am certain, that many here feel like any dissent whatsoever is a personal attack or a slap in the face. Sorry. Butch up and grow a fucking pair, life is not here to cater to you-Some of you spam a great deal of crappy content because you have a personal hard-on for the mundane and banal, or are otherwise inclined towards the uni-dimensional....gonna down-vote that shit with a velvet hammer!!

This site is not here to cater to anyone, but the whole...and to her creators, who may do as they will with the user's accounts.

Let us take this opportunity, to dispel the idea, that it was solely for want of another channel, that choggie bailed emulatorily-wrong, We had issue with a few folks and their attitudes, including dag...and was unwilling to or unable to make the bitch known and understood, through the written word...Whose failing??? Miner-niner. Working on it-may take 79864 lifetimes....get some popcorn and loosen yer belts.

Bring baaaaack the siftquisitions-loved em!....Sparked this place right the fuck up for some, gave the Junior-G-men something to feel important about, and yours hooey personally took part in several-though with a view to ultimate forgiveness, because after all-it takes all kinds to stir the shit, and some love to push envelopes in all that they do.

I wish to be the first to be Siftquisitioned, should the process be welcomed back with open arms.
This time-a one-sided conversation/cross-examination where the defendant is kept bound and gagged, will not be fucking tolerated, nor should it ever have been-neither should the rantings and emotions of a few rabid hooligans, flavour the arguments with such verbiage, as to overly influence the rest of the users to agree to such extreme measures, simply to shut them the fuck up from their childish strains....myself included...*rant *whine *pissing and moaning

Bout the only thing I can't tolerate are males being assholes to females. Otherwise, may I call you a fuckwad, fuckwad??

If I remember correctly, you're a rabid David Lynch fan...
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Lynch-Finding-Inspiration-for-Blue-Velvet

1. this is the first and probably only time i will agree with mr. pennypacker.


heres a story.
i used to clean houses on the side when my kids were really little and we were really poor.
i cleaned this old mans house for almost nothing because he was so helpless after his wife died a few years earlier, he just made me sad.
so one saturday i was tackling the 3 foot high stack of unopened mail and papers on the buffet in the dinning room. i get down to the bottom of the stack and there is an unopened package.
"hey bill, can i open this package?"
so he comes over, i proceed to open it up. inside the package is a velvet bag. inside the velvet bag is a very heavy, hefty tupperware container.
i open up the tupperware
"hey bill, wtf? is this?"
its black, greasy, soot like.... im rubbing it in between my fingers... curious
then i notice chunks of what appears to be bone and teeth
now, his wife had died of breast cancer and they had donated her body to science

"OH MY GOD BILL ITS YOUR WIFE!!??!?!!!!!!!"

apparently, when science is done with your body, they cremate you and mail you home.
and sometimes, if you were the only one who checked the mail for 40 years, you just sit in a box on the buffet.

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
He had hand girls boy
And steel boy
He had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy

(repeat)

Let your feelings slip boy
But never your mask boy
Random blonde boy
High density rhythm blonde boy
Blonde country
Blonde high density
You are my drug boy
You're real boy
Speak to me boy
Dog dirty numb cracking boy
You're getting wet boy
Big big time boy
Acid bear boy
Babes and babes
And babes and babes and babes
And remembering nothing boy
Do you like my tin horn boy
It get wet like an angel
Derailed

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot time
On your telephone line
And God and everything
On your telephone
And in walk an angel

Look at me mum
Squatting pissed in the tube hole
At Tottenham Court Road
I just come out of the ship
Talking to the most blonde I ever met
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Shouting lager lager lager
Shouting mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega
Shouting lager lager lager lager
Mega mega white thing
Mega mega white thing
So many things to see and do
In the tube hole
True blonde going back to Romford
Mega mega mega going back to Romford
Hi mum are you having fun
And now are you on your way
To a new age tension headache

Though he keeps wearing the stupid bandanna and leatherette vest. First perfectly with the velvet Elvis decor of his mobile home. Thank God(tm) for that.

bueno, kitteh. I believe there were 3... 1 i had voted on


In reply to this comment by schmawy:
[e:] Nevermind. There's only one and you voted for it. Carry on.

In here, under "Velvet New York"...

http://blog.videosift.com/schmawy/The-Many-Faces-of-Serious-Cat

Get to voting, chica.

i still love andy no matter what all of you assholes think... no Andy... no VELVET UNDERGROUND... and by now you know my love for them.

I shall now resume filming you sleep.

[e:] Nevermind. There's only one and you voted for it. Carry on.

In here, under "Velvet New York"...

http://blog.videosift.com/schmawy/The-Many-Faces-of-Serious-Cat

Get to voting, chica.

Lou Reed-Heroin-Live

Don't think this is the Velvet Underground

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Gone-The Oohlas

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Buffy Theme-The Breeders

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Come On-Tean and Sara

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Paperback Writer- The Beatles

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Sugar, Sugar- The Archies

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
She Smiled Sweetly-The Rollin Stones

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
You've got to Hide Your Love Away-The Beatles

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Bang On-The Breeders (ewwwww.....)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Will Survive

WHAT IS 2+2?
Gone for Good-The Shins

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The First- Tegan and Sara

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Energy- The Apples in Stereo

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Broken Face-Pixies

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Celibate Life- The Shins

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Shuffle Your Feet-Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Here No More- The Breeders

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Hi-Ho Silver Lining- Jeff Beck

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Sweet Caroline- Neil Diamond

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk- Rufus Wainwright

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Walk It Off- The Breeders

WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Do You Love Me Now- The Breeders

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Here Comes the Sun- The Beatles

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Walking With a Ghost- Tegan and Sara

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Heroin- The Velvet Underground

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
I Don't Do Crowds-Camera Obscura

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hoverin'- The Breeders

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Venus in Furs- The Velvet Underground

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Divine Hammer- The Breeders

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Small Parts- The Oohlas

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Girl on the Wing- The Shins

yo i'll let you finish, all i'm saying is that the velvet underground made one of the best videos of all time, OF ALL TIME