>> ^rellik:

So they are all standing on a roomba?


Too soon to tell. We'll have to wait and see if they all get stuck under the bed.

Goes to illustrate that the whole thing is a scam.

We "win" the Cold War, so what do they do?

They invented another enemy, terrorism.

Used to be a big bad Ruskie hiding under our beds, hating us for our freedom.

Now it's anybody in the Middle East who isn't Christian or Jewish.

My cat would be under the bed in 3 milliseconds flat.

>> ^Yogi:

Up until just after the 1960's children in our schools were taught that it's a wonderful thing that we massacre'd the Native Population. There was even a little boy in a cartoon telling everyone how he wishes he was there killing them when they would wait to the men went out hunting and massacre the women and children.
Also in the 60's there was an exhibit in a museum where children could play on a Blackhawk helicopter and fire on a Vietnamese village.
I'm not saying this isn't a good video I upvoted it...I'm just pointing out that we should look in the fucking mirror. QM I'm looking at you.


It's great, and it's necessary, that people in all cultures are capable of being self-aware, but I don't think it's at all important or relevant to what's being taught, and done, in Islamic schools in The United Kingdom. Say what you want about the UK - its faults are many - but it's not a 13th century culture. What's being demonstrated here is repulsive and poisonous, and not enough people are taking this seriously.*

Yeah, we've messed up. America's messed up pretty bad and Europe in general has a horrible track record. When you're in the road and the car is coming, don't pause to contemplate all those times you cut people off in your ridiculous SUV. Fucking move.

*(not enough people are taking this seriously who aren't paranoid, xenophobic racists who can't compute 2 plus 2 without thinking there's a brown man under the bed)

My cat hides under the bed :<

That lady scares the shit out of me!

edit.
If I were one of those kids Id be hiding under the bed.

Holy shit! I did not see him under the bed until he started singing. WTF is wrong with me?

Oh, a pun. Clever. *cat fart*

>> ^blankfist:
If this was my cat, the second he heard the tape he'd be under the bed. Adhesive is his meowrtal enemy.

If this was my cat, the second he heard the tape he'd be under the bed. Adhesive is his meowrtal enemy.

“It’s totally concealed to the thief. If they don’t know where it is they can’t break into it.” Are you kidding me? Where is the first place anyone looks for the girly mags and cash? Under the bed!!!



But wait, “Many people ask me how long it takes to access your bed bunker?” “It takes less than 10 seconds.”



So come on in thieves, just try and find my 38 rifles in 10 seconds.

Oh, and love how the headboard is sold separately

Giggity. That one with the monster tv under the bed creeped me out though.

What's with the crabs though? You've got crabs in your oyster bed.

It's been seven years now, living in this box
Closed in on all sides, no light, just dark
He kept me under the bed, I'd pray for it to stop
He'd lock me safely away, and lie on top
Pop the latches open the hatches
Out comes Jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks
Out comes Jack in the box
I was an uncut marionette hanging by steel cable threads
I was a shadow dancer a thousand shades of red
There's too much light it's far too bright
I see things much too clearly
There's too much light, it's far too bright
Weary, oh so weary
If this is all of life outside
Please put me where I am happy
Where I won't know what to think of this
Black in black, almost sleeping
Pop the latches open the hatches, out comes jack in the box
Doing tricks and taking licks, out comes jack in the box
Please lock me up
Shut me up
Shut up your jack in the box

Even though Blankfist is not supposed to be within 500 feet of anywhere children congregate, he still manages. 501 feet, binoculars and a trail of candy corn sure does wonders for his social life.

Blankfist doesn't rape children for the sexual thrill, but rather for the pleasure of knowing that somewhere a mother is crying, desperate to find her missing Down Syndrome daughter. And because he likes the sound the kids make when they're gurgling salt water.

I heard they were roasting Blankfist and I thought, "Was he caught in Alabama again? How many volts go through the chair?" But then I thought, "Dear god, what does burnt a$$ grav33 smell like?" I'm sure his victims know.

Anyway, back to the pedophile jokes.

Blankfist fucks children, he does it with style.
He covers their mouths with sperm and bile.
Blankfist fucks children, he does it with class.
He fucks little children, from mouth to ass.
Blankfist skews gender, to fit his disease
He fucks boys and girls, and gets off to their pleas.
Blankfist fucks children, of that there is no question,
Except, "Who's next that he'll be molestin'?"

--
Blankfist's girlfriend is an elaborate ruse. In fact, she is actually made of three children stapled together. When her dress falls at night, six arms, three mouths and two-and-a-half vaginas are ready for his every sick desire.

Blankfist dug up the corpse of Stanley Kubrick and buried it in an Indian cemetery in order to bring it bac kto life to give him the secrets of pedophilia. Unfortunately, Blankfist forgot that it was actually Roman Polanski who held those secrets, and he only needed a plane ticket to France.

When Blankfist wants to feel dirty, he fucks an adult woman missionary style, and lets her live. Afterward he cuts himself and fucks a baby just to feel normal again.

Speaking of fucking kids, gwiz is here. Probably under the bed in your child's room. When they complain about monsters, make sure to actually check. But be careful, he bites. And he's covered in lube.

Back to the pedo-du-jour:

Blankfist has no life, so he steals it from children through their genitals. At least that's what he tells me when I'm selling him some Kenyan babies.

Blankfist makes Chris Hansen shudder, then wash himself and set his clothing on fire. oddly enough, that's the reaction most people have when they meet BF.

Blankfist puts his L-shaped penis into little children without their consent. Then he takes a dump and wipes it on their genitals in order to enhance his pleasure. Afterward he spits on the kid and dumps the body into a ravine.

One of these days we will catch you, you son-of-a-bitch!

Until then...

Blankfist is a child rapist.

Good night.

No no.. the dirty magazine, uhm, flew in through the window and landed under the bed. That can happen..it happened to me! *shifts eyes*

Oh, get a room. But check under the bed for gwiz first, and if necessary throw him out.