People, people, people, this is freaking Santa we're talking about here. If Santa wants a solid gold anvil the size of a volkswagon in a dimensional box the size of toaster then that's what Santa get's.

And are you gonna tell Santa he can't get what he wants? I didn't think so.

This is what happens when engineers feel their lives are meaningless because they didn't bother with the arts. They start fabricating entire worlds bases on their programmable toaster oven.

>> ^MycroftHomlz:

The truth is Isaac Asimov's reality is just around the corner... if only you knew what science is doing next. The robotics is about to change mankind.


I'm a little more worried about the microscopic robots they hope to inject in our blood stream. I'm pretty sure I can still kick this big toaster's ass at the moment.

>> ^Lann:

microwave + toaster oven = not too burnt not too soggy.


This is pretty much my secret to reheating anything. Microwave first until the middle starts to feel it, then toaster out the soggyness. Works on a surprising variety of things.

I let it get to room temperature then broil it in the toaster oven on an open rack for a couple minutes.

microwave + toaster oven = not too burnt not too soggy.

>> ^Sarzy:
I actually tried this method once, and wound up accidentally burning the bottom of the crust. I find the most foolproof way to reheat cold pizza is to put it into a toaster oven in a pan, set the oven to toast, and then just keep an eye on it. You end up with the same crisped-up crust, but with less risk of burning.


At home I really like this frying pan method. At work I like the toaster oven, but, nothing is foolproof, foolishness is an unstoppable force.

*edit.. Cold pizza is foolresistant.

I actually tried this method once, and wound up accidentally burning the bottom of the crust. I find the most foolproof way to reheat cold pizza is to put it into a toaster oven in a pan, set the oven to toast, and then just keep an eye on it. You end up with the same crisped-up crust, but with less risk of burning.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Jesus, Jesus toast, Jesus Toaster' to 'Jesus, Jesus toast, Jesus Toaster, daily bread' - edited by xxovercastxx

of course toasters are real.

>> ^Januari:

Seriously!... if this thing is real i know what i'm getting EVERYONE for christmas!
could be real http://jesustoasters.com/

They are for realz.

In reply to this comment by Januari:
Seriously!... if this thing is real i know what i'm getting EVERYONE for christmas!

>> ^Boise_Lib:

Well, this is either a commercial or a parody.


Or both!

No problem.

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Thanks man!

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*promote

Thanks man!

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*promote