I enjoyed past reviews from Red Letter Media a lot. They were insightful and detailed. They made me watch some movies in a new light and gave me a better understanding of them. However....

Go fuck yourselves, you whiny bitches!

You know what these people deserve? Everytime they turn on any screen of any kind to watch something even slightly related to sci-fi, it only plays Episode 1. They can't pause it, they can't stop it. And the Pod race as well as the 3-way lightsaber fight are edited out in their entirety. Just to make sure the relentless shittiness contains no form of relief.
We're finally getting decent Star Wars movies and all we get it 'But it ain't the original trilogy!!111!!'.
You people need more dialogue about the uncomfortableness of sand between your ass-cheeks. Or battle scenes characters only survive by entering slapstick-routines.
Sure, TFA and R1 certainly aren't perfect, maybe not even good, but they are surely much better than the awful shit Lucas shat down our throats the last 3 decades on the big screen.
The characters aren't likable enough? Have you met fucking teenage Anakin? I wanna slap the midichlorians out of that whiny bitch-face everytime he's on screen. He's so unlikable, the first time I didn't want to choke him until the Force left his body was when he murdered a classroom full of schoolchildren. That's what it took to make me go from 'I'm supposed to sympathise with this whiny-faced asshole?!' to 'Ok, he's the villian now. I'm supposed to feel this way about him'
There's not enough context? Go fuck yourself. Should we go and add extra flashbacks to Batman vs Superman on how Bruce Wayne's parents got shot? Just in case you don't get why he's Batman yet?
If you don't know what the Force is or who's Darth Vader, get the fuck out of my movie theater, mom! You're clearly here because somebody else dragged into this 'space war movie'.
I get it, the new movies aren't the perfect jewels of film-making your 5-year old self remembers the original trilogy to be ('Let's scrap the Wookies and invent the more Teddybear-like Ewoks, for the toy-sales!') but this is your response?
You're an teenage Anakin. A whiny, insufferable, bitch-faced asshole.
I welcome a healthy, critical discussion about movies any time. What I won't accept is this ridiculous display of ungratefulness after we suffered the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars is finally getting decent again. And you people shit all over it like the last 3 movies were even worth watching.
I'd rather watch Twilight than endure the creepy, awkward romance sub-plot of Episode 2 again. At least Twilight made laugh. And don't get me started on those tax disputes that started all that crap in the first place.
If you can't appreciate a Salami Pizza because there's no Pepperoni on it, you aren't worth any Pizza at all.

OMFG. That is just too much.

LMFAHS.

*quality creepy teddybear. Gives me the creeps.

Oh look, the Teddybear has a human to cuddle and play with. What a cute, tiny man.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'treadmill wookie teddybear cute dogs costume' to 'treadmill, wookie, teddybear, cute, dogs, costume' - edited by eric3579

>> ^mintbbb:

It might be this: Stayin' Alive (Teddybear's Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQwMpHTGEg8
>> ^ant:
Who made this Staying Alive remix?



Thanks.

It might be this: Stayin' Alive (Teddybear's Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQwMpHTGEg8

>> ^ant:

Who made this Staying Alive remix?

This is why, if you want to be a cop, and want to do all the good "right" stuff, you should have your id-tag visible at all times. If it were after me everybody of these guys would have it spraypainted all over them. I can understand that every now and then a person in charge has to "bend" things a bit if his "customer" is more of a dick than has to be and these guys face shit all the time so who can blame them when they blow a valve.

The problem is the principle of anonymity inherent in most situations where the "authority" is directly interacting with a suspect lends itself to willful violent actions both on the side of its bearer as well as its agitator.

Solution: stuff all cops into clearly labeled, pink teddybear costumes! I won't throw shit at that- 'd be too busy laughing my ass off.

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>> ^Obsidianfire:
This video is region blocked. (Can't play in USA)


Changed the video.

Could imagine a little kid's entire toy collection being ripped to pieces after an earthquake in search of TeddyBear