HAHAH!! "Ein kleine Svimmeeng Pool" Not quite German, but "a little swimming pool" is funny.

The video would be better without the annoying music. Besides that, I'm up for watching Danish guys in speedos getting rough in a swimming pool.

We should put these in the swimming pool at work

If you like to lick you GF out try doing it after swimming in a public swimming pool.

>> ^sallyjune:
MPAA,RIAA,ASCAP, chumps with lawyers and swimming pools full of
pussy,cock,adolescents,infants,toddlers,livestock, etc.
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090519/1127454934.shtml
"It floats through wires, in the atmosphere, and over continents motherfuckers, deal with it!"


Hi Choggie.

I think the kind of people this video is pandering to think this makes her a goddess. Actually I know they do.

In reply to this comment by dirtythirtyix:
If getting sensible people to lose respect for you was a swimming pool. This video would be a steeply-pitched waterslide leading into it.

If getting sensible people to lose respect for you was a swimming pool. This video would be a steeply-pitched waterslide leading into it.

MPAA,RIAA,ASCAP, chumps with lawyers and swimming pools full of
pussy,cock,adolescents,infants,toddlers,livestock, etc.

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20090519/1127454934.shtml

"It floats through wires, in the atmosphere, and over continents motherfuckers, deal with it!"

the resin thay are a bit crap for mountain riding is because the whele is directly connected to the pedals so your are completely limited to how fast you can rotate your feet. id find it far more enjoyable to run and jump over thins than to unicycle them. basically a unicycle dose not add much to your perception of your world as it is reasonabley close to say walking ore pogo sticking. which is fine just as learning how to ride a chair ore any other random skill but the single worse thing with a uni cycle is that it smacks you in the balls when you fall off it.

I can ride a uni cycle and i cannot see what would compel sum one to take it to open maintain tracks , i could understand doing like tight triles on it like on tree stumps and beams ,ore doing random things in a city but riding a uni cycle on bike tracks seems a bit stupid to me. be like using a pogo stick in a swimming pool .

I was about five when I saw Jaws at a drive-in. I used to believe, privately, that a shark could find its way into the swimming pool through the vents, or even into the bath-tub through the spigot.

I know isn't it great! It's not getting much love, maybe people haven't seen the film, but I thought this was perfect, i'm so glad you liked them Owen

In reply to this comment by my15minutes:
ha! nice find.

and yeah, sir ben was in top form as the bald boulder that needlessly destroys your lovely swimming pool.

ha! nice find.

and yeah, sir ben was in top form as the bald boulder that needlessly destroys your lovely swimming pool.

So basically, it sounds like the crux of the conservative argument is that they do not see taxation - whose revenue goes towards creating infrastructure and social systems that individuals could not create on their own - as a rudimentary social contract that you enter into as part of being a citizen in a democracy, but rather theft.

In other words, they are saying that buying services from a business is creating wealth, while buying services from the government is being robbed. When stated directly, without straw men, cute kids, purple prose or appeals to emotion, this argument doesn't make much sense.

That said, I find imstellars story very appealing from a narrative perspective. I was really rooting for those industrious young kids in their struggle against the dastardly G-Men down the block. (Trying to pass off WalMart lemonade as if it were the real deal? Who do they think they are anyway? Sheesh!) I'm not sure if he's written the ending yet, but I would suggest having the g-men both fall into a swimming pool late in the third act, or maybe they could get pantsed in front of all the kids at the Camp Grizzly Bear Talent Show? Anyway, real potential here.

Of course, the story is also an imstellar cream dream. The government would never build a lemonade stand, because a) it's not essential, b) there are plenty of others interested in doing it, and c) there is little need for transparency or oversight in the lemonade industry. The government does, however, build schools. (Which is, incidentally, where the kids who opened the lemonade stand first met.)

The teachers at that school helped the kids hone the skills they would need to open their own business. They learned how to work with wood in wood shop; learned how to create the sign in spelling, handwriting and art classes; learned how to do accounting in math and econ; and learned how to communicate with customers by giving speeches in English.

They also didn't have to worry about security because of the military (nationally) and police (locally). In case of a fire, they could call the fire department. If that mean Mr. Smith from down the block crashed his Humvee into their stand, they could even utilize the court system to recoup damages and lost income.

Even the sidewalk their business was built upon on was taken care of, not to mention the roads, crosswalks and traffic systems that helped people easily access the lemonade stand.

Beyond all the great public works that provided so much opportunity, it also just so happened that the neighborhood teachers, firefighters, soldiers, road workers and police officers loved lemonade, and could afford to buy a cup on a sunny afternoon because of their government employment.

Unfortunately, because of all the government intervention, none of this can be considered wealth. You see, a dollar isn't officially wealth until it's stagnating in some billionaire's bank account. Take that dollar and give it to a fireman, and wealth instantly becomes contraband, but as soon as that dollar trickles back up to the top it regains it's 'wealth' status.

Welcome to the First Church of Freemarketology, folks.

PS: I'd love to see imstellar do a sequel where the same kids open up a social security stand.

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you know what.. I'm about at my limit with this bullshit.

Dag, you have to realize you're going to have to live with this nonsense and crybaby behavior you are promoting. THe question is WHO IS NEXT? Here's the thing, this wasn't an administrative decision by yourself, or even a result of back channel complaints.

You have now empowered these spineless baby tards with the ability to at least feel they have control over who is allowed in their swimming pool. This is the internet, and if they can't learn to ignore things that aren't even offensive and aren't even violating any of the rules, you've got serious problems.

Trust me, I'm not unique in my feelings on this, and I think you will see the membership and number of regulars plummet as the result of constant pandering to a small clique of people. I'm glad they've set up shop, but the termites have done more than just put up their happy curtains and redecorate the place a bit.

Out of thousands on comments they can't ignore one or two? They can't message concerns to you back channel and deal with this like normal people? They have to resort to childish and normally bannable "call-out" public posts?

Why is it not bannable for this kind of childish and disruptive behavior? And appealing to mob mentality to act like there is a problem, when there really isn't one? The new "elite" are a bunch of bullies and moralists.