>> ^Shepppard:

>> ^pho3n1x:
Note to Self: Eat a shit-ton of Dragonfruit for a week or so before applying for a new job and submitting urine test.

Beets get the same job done in about a day

mix it up w/ asparagus and you get the most toxic substance a human can produce. it even dissolves solid gold(i know from personal expeerience)

I don't know; I think your standards are pretty high after that last mop girlfriend.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You're on a roll right now, so I thought I'd help you out a little. Doesn't mean we're going steady....





...unless you want to go steady.

In reply to this comment by Kevlar:
Wow, am I shitting solid gold or something for all these promotes?

You're on a roll right now, so I thought I'd help you out a little. Doesn't mean we're going steady....





...unless you want to go steady.

In reply to this comment by Kevlar:
Wow, am I shitting solid gold or something for all these promotes?

Wow, am I shitting solid gold or something for all these promotes?

>> ^CrushBug:

Those tags are solid gold.


Yes they are =)

Those tags are solid gold.

This coming from the guy with the solid gold microphone.

He wouldn't....He could talk a wagon-train a horseshit and make the clods what need a ten pound bag a solid gold verbiage to tickle their pricks and come in their skivs happy about rounding up Jews and Niggers though-

Making gitmo into a cruuise ship stop would be a dandy thing-staff the crew with former detainees....bring the kids, half the place is now an afro-cuban themed water-park-


Buffet till 4am, titties and poker on the forward deck-

Here's a round up of everyone's fromage submissions, last chance to upvote if you've missed something. I'll be announcing the winners in about 15 hours or so, bloody time zones...

Laura

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ashford-Simpson-Solid
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Gibson-Lost-In-Your-Eyes

alien_concept

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chesney-Hawkes-The-One-And-Only
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kylie-Minogue-And-Jason-Donovan-Especially-For-You

Thylan

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Heaven
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lighthouse-Family-Lifted
http://www.videosift.com/video/Simply-Red-Fairground
http://www.videosift.com/video/2-Unlimited-No-limit

dystopianfuturetoday

http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold
http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso
http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

mintbbb

http://www.videosift.com/video/Michael-Bolton-How-Am-I-Supposed-To-Live-Without-Cheese
http://www.videosift.com/video/Princess-Stephanie-of-Monaco-Irresistable-1986
http://www.videosift.com/video/George-Michael-Careless-Whisper

firefly

http://www.videosift.com/video/Air-Supply-Making-Love-Out-Of-Nothing-At-All
http://www.videosift.com/video/More-superhero-cheese-Spidey-Meets-The-Yeti
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cyrkle-Red-Rubber-Ball
http://www.videosift.com/video/Peter-Cetera-The-Glory-of-Love
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Got-To-Be-A-Morning-After
http://www.videosift.com/video/Have-You-Never-Been-Mellloooooww
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rockwell-Somebodys-Watching-Me-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

thinker247

http://www.videosift.com/video/Lois-and-Superman-Can-You-Read-My-Mind

Don_Juan

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-sew-on-a-button


kronosposeidon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Winger-Seventeen
http://www.videosift.com/video/Culture-Club-Do-You-Really-Want-To-Hurt-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Phil-Collins-One-More-Night
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dead-Or-Alive-Brand-New-Lover
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tiffany-I-Think-Were-Alone-Now

kulpims

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bele-Vrane-Hey-girl

Eklek

http://www.videosift.com/video/Steklovata-Novii-God-New-Year-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sandra-Maria-Magdalena-1985

Zonbie

http://www.videosift.com/video/Scooch-Flying-The-Flag-Of-CHEESE-For-You
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-hasselhoff-Our-First-Night-Together-Knight-Rider
http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Hasselhoff-Crazy-for-Cheeeese-You

MarineGunrock

http://www.videosift.com/video/Darth-Vader-Explains-Pythagorean-Theorem

Sweet, I love cheese.

Do You Want A Banana - http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-You-Want-A-Bannana

Shatner Sings Tambourine Man - http://www.videosift.com/video/Shatner-sings-Mr-Tambourine-Man

Break My Stride on the unforgivably cheesy Solid Gold - http://www.videosift.com/video/Mathew-Wilder-Break-My-Stride-Unlive-on-Solid-Gold

Brecker Brothers - Skunk Funk http://www.videosift.com/video/Brecker-Brothers-Some-Skunk-Funk

Manic Depresso (horrible Mr. Bungle ripoff) http://www.videosift.com/video/Sykotic-Sinfony-Manic-Depresso

Debbie Deb - Look Out Weekend http://www.videosift.com/video/Debbie-Deb-Look-Out-Weekend

*queue the Solid Gold Dancers

>> ^Abducted:
Why evolution would prefer snail creatures with huge letters on their backs is something I don't understand.


>> ^NicoleBee:
"Our god is a juvinile god."


Videosift's solid gold arguments for creationism... if the world we lived in was the world of Spore.

Heh. Just saw this. To answer your question, both thighs, and I'm very, very expensive.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
loved "bunkerfaust" and snakes eating tarantulas-otherwise, what the world needs now are more sifters "staying the course"..."going all the way"...

Question: on which inner thigh is your, "Hope for Change" tattoo, and how much is the campaign paying you for gratuitous tea-bagging???

Congrats, Sea of Fermented Soybean Cake!!

Thanks man!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*quality

>> ^Zeph:
You're a bit late for the Tofumar party Firefly .

aah, that's what happens when you have a "Politics" filter