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Alright, I'm done. If this is cool, i'm out.

gwiz665 says...

They just want to have hot sweaty sex in the woods. If they need to glue on a tail for that, go nuts - just don't involve me.

That furfag that joedirt linked needs to have the snot beaten out of him.

5 year old forced off school bus miles from home

enoch says...

wow.
give me the bud drivers name so i can go kick him in the balls.
this story brought back memories of a personal nature.
my first day of kindergarten.exciting and new and not a tad bit intimidating but i got on the wrong bus going home from school.
i remember trying so hard to see a recognizable landmark and the more kids got off the bus the higher my anxiety.
needless to say,by the time i was the last kid i was producing some pretty impressive snot bubbles because by then i was petrified that i was never gonna make it home and i was so scared.
and do you know what that bus driver did?
sat me right behind her and drove to every ray street in my area.even gave me a lolipop and got me to smile.she made it ok..she was gonna get me home.when i finally recognized my street this bus driver took it one step further and drove me right to my driveway.

you know,maybe in this day an age kids have cell phones and can memorize their address and phone number,whip out an ipod and check google maps but when it all comes down to it...its about community.what this bus driver did was fucking WRONG.i dont care about procedure,rules or regulations..you dont push a scared 5 yr old off your bus because he is unsure where he is at...EVER.what you DO is do whatever you can to get that kid home and rules be damned.so what if you get reprimanded?who cares if you have to listen to a lecture about "waste" and "productivity time".you did what was RIGHT.
i have watched too many people,parents mainly,who have been scared into boogeyman syndrome.that somehow there is a pedophile in every other house just waitin to bugger their child and every other house has a rapist/burglar watching your every move.the fact of the matter is:most people are decent and are not looking to bugger little johnny nor do they covet your "vintage" sony walkman,they are people just like you and i.which one of us would see a hysterical little kid lost and afraid and NOT try to help?
conclusion:the bus driver is a righteous FUCK.may he be raped with a razor blade dildo.

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Sagemind says...

Let's Sing Along...

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose of the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge's my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Terminator 2 Sound Effect Remix

Neil deGrasse Tyson Opening a Model Rocket

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O'Reilly: Is Obama The Devil?

brycewi19 says...

Is BillO a giant douchebag that not even his own mother likes?

Does BillO own a sweatshop in Taiwan where he visits his underage girl slave-workers to have sex with them on a bi-monthly basis?

Does BillO wipe his ass with a copy of the Constitution then blow snot rockets on the grave of John Adams?


Ya see...as long as you pose it in the form of a question, you never have to take responsibility for an actual assertion of opinion.

Sea Blobs are on the Rise

Little Girl Wants Her Pepsi, Capisce?

Police Handles Skateboarder Situation

ridesallyridenc says...

I have no problem with what the cop did, and I'm a skateboarder. He seemed like if he was treated reasonably, he would've everybody else reasonably. Kids who mouth off and want to bitch about the (admittedly BS) stakeboarding laws with the cops trying to enforce them are idiots and make it harder on everyone else who wants to have a good time and not get into any trouble. I'd go so far as to say that it's self-centered douchebags like the skateboarders in this video that put the city into a position where they passed those laws in the first place.

Don't argue with cops. Not because you're duty-bound to kiss their ass all the time, but because it's not going to change anything. You want change, get involved at the city and county level. You think the police want to spend their day kicking snot-nosed kids out of skate spots? If cops don't come into the situation with an attitude, mouthing off at them about being fascist for doing the shitty part of their job is going to give them one every time.

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Obama is weak

NetRunner says...

To me, this all feels familiar.

Remember how Hillary was saying Obama wasn't ready for the 3am phone call, and Obama pretty much didn't say anything about it for a week? I thought Obama was gonna lose.

Remember how Obama kicked the snot out of Hillary on Super Tuesday, and for a month solid afterwards, but the press acted like all that mattered were the primaries in Ohio and Texas? I thought Obama was gonna lose.

Remember how Hillary didn't concede after all the primaries were over, even though she'd lost, and Obama didn't say anything about it? I thought Obama was gonna lose.

Remember how the polls did a total reversal when McCain picked Palin? I thought Obama was gonna lose.

Remember how liberals were worried Bush was going to rig the election for McCain? I thought Obama was gonna lose, even if he won.

Remember how the stimulus package was being blocked by Republicans, who demanded that the entire bill be turned into tax cuts or made half the size? I thought Obama was gonna lose.

So now, here we are, with every currently published draft of the bill containing a public option, and the Republicans lying, yelling, and screaming, thinking Obama is going to lose.

Why?

Because that's what the pundits on the corporate-run TV networks are saying? Because Obama isn't firing back at them with both barrels like FDR or Truman might have?

By all means, get mobilized. Get angry. Get worried about the fate of the bill. Follow slinkerwink's diaries, and follow the calls to action. Sign up for Democracy for America's mailing list. If you aren't already on the list, go to Organizing for America and sign up, then look for events in your area. Visit FireDogLake's action page for the public option, and call your Rep and push them to sign the pledge.

Don't expect Obama to just make this happen on his own. He needs his supporters to drown out the morons who would rather see people go sick than see taxes on people who make more than $250,000/yr go up by 1%, because they're worried about socialism or death panels.

But most of all, don't count him out. He does this. He lets the other side get ahead. He scares the living crap out of us, and makes us doubt whether we'll win. Then, when you're sure he's lost, he does something that reminds you why you supported him in the first place, the tide turns, and before you know it he's won, handily.

So don't let your concern turn to despair. Just keep fighting. The pieces are already in place, all we need to do is remind these people who they work for.

When we win, we're gonna feel silly about how worried we are right now.

Kiss Me Again - Jessica Lea Mayfield

nanrod says...

Love the vid. Hate the nose piercing - that kind of nose ring? makes a person look like they have snot hanging out of their nose. Also when vid started I thought she was naked and was disapointed with the dress - not in a pervy way.. just thought the image of a naked woman playing a guitar was cool.



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