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I call shenanigans.. I've had MRI's and if I even sneeze, I get told they have to redo them.

Much obliged. Coffee is nothing to sneeze at here in the Emerald City

Electrified water is nothing to sneeze at. After all it killed God & Satan.

Hope the kids came out of it alright.

WooHoo Alexander! A quarter century is nothing to sneeze at. Have a wonderful birthday

accidentally sneezing into the trombone...priceless

This is just majorly annoying until every one has it.

No one is going to know you're driving at slow speeds because you have information on the lights, they're just gonna be pissed off, do dangerous overtaking etc, which in turns is gonna throw your cars calculations off no?

Even when we get self-driving cars, cars have relatively large life spans, it's going to take 50-60yrs from when they even become popular to out phase older models. It doesn't feel like something you can retrofit.

It's just depressing all-around, I'm so over crappy inefficient human drivers. We're all just ticking time bombs escaping death every time we drive, oh you sneezed, dead, oh you felt slightly depressed and let your concentration slip for a second, dead etc

Yes we get away with it the vast majority of the time but the times we don't is still far too high.

I usually sneeze into a 3-4 times folded handkerchief, fold it one more time to contain the mess and put it in my pocket, and my hands don't get wet. As a kerchief user, it seems odd to go one ply.

In a pinch I'm a fan of bend over and sneeze straight at the floor, elbow is my second choice, straight into the hand is only for the most awkward of positions when the others are not feasible.

That's right kids, always remember to Dracula sneeze

I sneeze inside my shirt.

Coughs and Sneezes (1945) has been added as a related post - related requested by bareboards2 on that post.

MythBusters did that sneeze one. It was interesting. I didn't realize how much of that get expel from our bodies! Dang. I am going to avoid everyone.

*promote

Folks are dying already from the H1N1 virus. Time to catch those sneezes, folks.

Here in Washington State, they actually run commercials showing people sneezing into their armpits. I guess that presumes you only wear a shirt one day....

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(Hey)
Gotta get it on
(Ah)
Gotta get it down
(Hey)
Gotta make it strong

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Gotta move it in
Gotta put it down
Gotta make it swim

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