What? You guys haven't seen Rosie O'Donnell do a cannonball before?








From next door?

You know, I really bet it was that. Like most Americans, he's only aware of two lesbian comedians, and got them mixed up. Now I'm trying to remember why people believe Rosie hates America. Was it because she was against the war in Iraq? Is that really all it takes?
>> ^KnivesOut:

Maybe he was thinking of Rosie. Everyone knows that dyke hates America.

>> ^Xax:

Where the hell did that jackass get the idea that Ellen doesn't like America? Is it safe to assume it's because she's gay and has a problem with certain principles of conservative government? I guess that does make her an America-hating, unpatriotic, treasonous dyke. I can't think of any other reason he'd say that. Did her maybe have her confused with somebody else?


Maybe he was thinking of Rosie. Everyone knows that dyke hates America.

Reminds me of the Google Wave robot Rosy (for Rosetta stone). They showed it working in the Wave demonstration all that time ago, but for text only.

Pretty cool. More work for Exchange admins. Yay

@Kevlar I don't want to shatter my rosy-red memories! Lalalala I'm not listening!

Kulpims, our own Slovenian slacker, admits to being a loser, a smart ass, a drunk and a stoner. He’s already done such a good job of roasting himself, but he left out wannabee.

He lovingly refers to VideoSift as his Sift-crack, choggieland and Home. ‘Guess he didn’t get the eviction notice.

Rosie Palm mentioned that she’s tired of the whole “jazz and jizz” routine. She started to complain hysterically about his obsession with “ass gravy,” but then suddenly went quiet.

He’s been so vigilant in eradicating dupes he’s been nicknamed Deputy Dupe of the VideoSift PD. Siftbot has been run so ragged with commands, he now has kulpims on ignore.

Kulpims is not fond of LOL Cats. Too bad there aren’t any LOL Dogs.

Good night and may the Farce be with you.

>> ^fjules:
To be honest, it might not be that far from the truth. Small breasts are kind of an indicator of immaturity and underdevelopment. But then again, they should ban chubby cheeks and big eyes as well, since those are childish features.


Yes there is a grain of truth in that, but it's the conclusions they reach that are daft. Some of the same features we find cute in babies we still find cute in women. Big eyes, pouty lips, rosy cheeks, soft even skin. Um. . . nearly everything women attempt to do with makeup, come to think of it. (except for mascara, that's to make them look more raccoon like)

There really is a link between what we find cute and what we find sexy. The mistake is thinking that it's unusual or somehow means you'll become attracted to children.

Hell, even when it's done intentionally I don't think it's objectionable. Because we're all smart enough to tell the difference between women acting childishly and actual children.

Exibit A: http://www.videosift.com/video/Selma-Hayek-as-the-Muse-Serendipity-in-Dogma

I learned this method in the US before I came to Thailand. Here, pomegranates are much more common and cheap, so I eat them pretty regularly. The weird thing is that here, they are dead easy to open, and way less messy. I'm not sure if it is just a difference in the level of ripeness, or if they are a different variety, or what. The kernels are more clear with a slight rosy tint to some of them, as opposed to deep red like in the US. Most importantly, squeezing them doesn't release juice as easily. You can handle the membranes and pick out kernels without much risk of popping them at all. And the taste, excellent!

My god. You know, I am a human being, I would rather you had just said that to me in person when I was there. I DO care and I will try to address anything you and the rest of you say here.

I've only ever been honest with you, ivy, ac and everyone else here. You may think that I'm a "brick", but you would be sorely mistaken.

I was only ever "creepy" with you, when you were the same or even worse back at me - god knows that sexual talk is basically what you do in the lounge. Many other people can attest to that. If I really and truly did freak you out on my visit, then I really am sorry. I never intended anything like that.

Delusions is really not true. I'm fairly sure of my flaws, I know I'm too outspoken and needy, which is the only reason I've been trying to get rae and yourself for that matter to give me a proper explanation as to why I was being ignored out of the blue.

Bea, I was only ever nice to you and your children as well. I did say a swear or two during our scrabble game, while your little kid was in the room, and I'm sorry for that. I didn't mean to alienate you or them. I am neither a narcissist nor a nihilist - many things do in fact matter to me, but I want people to like me as who I am, not as a rosy-red picture I draw for them. It seems obvious that you don't, and I wish you would have just told me that nicely. The fact that you would not say a thing until something about it until this, says something about you too, I think. But, I'm sorry for any distress I've caused you.

>> ^peggedbea:
why would anyone bother to tell a narcissistic nihilist like yourself ever? what would be the point? like trying trying to tell a brick that its a fucking brick. it wouldnt hear you, and it doesnt care.
youve said it yourself, on my front porch and several places on the sift im sure, that you dont fucking care. you see no reason to curb your behavior or watch your mouth because thats "censorship". well sir, there is a reason human beings take care not to alienate eachother, because we are herd creatures. our health depends upon the health of the herd. and furthermore, the word for people who throw whatever kind of disgusting bullshit they feel like around with no regard for how it might make anyone feel, and indeed no insight into how others feel, is sociopath.
the measure of a man is how honestly he loves and how careful he treats people. you sir are no man. you are a baiting groping creepy disgusting creep. and you need to take a long hard look at your interactions with rae and see where what youve said in private and what immature bullshit youve posted publicly that could have made her feel like she couldnt even stand being on the same URL as you. and if you can do that, maybe MAYBE theres some hope for you.
you are what happens when spoiled ugly children are left to their own devices with noone to challenge them. they are left with computer games and pop culture and pornography as their only insights into women and the world at large. and they end up isolated clueless 26 year old virgins with a fucking website as their lone social outlet and the only place to throw their inflated self deluded egos around. you are indeed suffering from serious delusions. and i pity you. i pity you sooooo much.
and theres my flame out. /bye

Proper procedure for CPR

*Chuck Norris. Bicycle Kick to the chest. Clean remains with mop.
*MacGyver. Construct an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine using a piece of toast, some metal wires, and a rubber hammer. **Bonus points: Build sentient robots of the same materials.
*Keira Knightly. Show your boobs.
*William Shatner. Talk about yourself until the patient walks off in disgust.
*Rosie O'Donnel. See: 'Keira Knightly' and 'William Shatner' combined.

If you are none of these people, the best thing to do is to panic and run around with your arms flailing wildly.

Jiggajonson,
Comparing any radio show to Glenn Beck's is setting a pretty low bar so no, there are no radio shows on NPR with hosts that screech at their callers like a little school girl the way beck did. However, the fact that Beck is "conservative" doesn't taint the entire conservative radio pool any more than the fact that Rosie O'Donnel is a liberal taints the entire liberal celebrity pool. Dennis Miller, for example, is a measured, intelligent, and reasonable voice in the conservative talk radio world. Glenn Beck is embarrassing and it boggles my mind that he's as popular as he is.

>> ^demon_ix:
Triple fail. Two for the contestants, and the third for Drew Carey...


Drew Carey is OK. WHo would you rather have then to replace Bob Barker then? Rosie? Ick!

I like the tacit agreement from everyone that calling someone Rosie O'Donnell is an insult.

-Disrespectful or otherwise rude people. - Me
-Ignorant or otherwise moronic people. - Me
-Most conspiracy theorists. (This means you, Rosie) - They're all after me
-Most activists. (This means you, Cindy) - Hell no I won't go
-Religion bashers. - Dirty hippy Jesus.
-America bashers. - Dirty hippy hippies
-Whiny victim types. - It's not my fault I'm an asshole
-Anti-science types. - but at least I didn't evolve from a monkey!
-Keith Obermann, Sean Hannity, Pat Condell, and Richard Dawkins. - all great men
-PETA, the RIAA, the ACLU, and CAIR. - Those must be some other language
-Those dang melt-sealed, bleed-you-to-death plastic packages everything seems to come in. - HEY! My dad invented those!

Jeez, according to this, Doc_M should LOVE LOVE LOVE ME!

congrats on the 100 and on finally diagnosing this rash.

truly phenomenal and terrifying video. i'm just not sure how to process the last few minutes of my life.

"...rosie o'donnell at a bisexual bridal shower..."