Please tell me this isn't "Batman Kids" or something.

Listen up, comic book peoples. Drop the goddamn everything is all connected at the origin plot device.

Man of Steel did it and did it badly; Kal-El isn't just superman, he's Krypton Jesus.

The Amazing Spiderman did it and completely fucking missed the point of Spiderman; Peter Parker becomes Spiderman because of genetic destiny instead of, ya know, accepting that responsibility comes with power(which is only his fucking motto).

Even Hulk did it.

And now we see that Bruce Wayne interacts with Catwoman, and the Riddler etc as a child? sigh...

On the other hand... yay Major Rawls is back!

So I'm with @RFlagg on this one. Not expecting much, but willing to be pleasantly surprised.

i have transcribed what i could from the FreeStyle portion of the night:

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when im walkin down (___ and ___) // telegraph?
____ these niggas doin me

then i walk up in the oracle
hear pussy niggas booin me

but when im in the back they love me like an israeli
its like niggas be jewin me

and yo girl got my penis in her mouth
like she bubble gum chewin me

im sick with it motherfucka
like E40
I got the flu in me

I get new money
from new dummies
its like i got new in me

and these niggas got the nerve to boo the savior
boo christ
the son of god
it dont really matter
they can boo me twice
im twice as hard

you might as well give me 20 nigga
thats how much the album costs
fuck boy
but i bet if you can walk to your car
i can show your bitch a dick she'll enjoy

so why dont you take your pussy ass on over there nigga
before i fuckin catch ya
or you can pull your bank out and ill match ya

but you aint gonna do shit but get punched in the face
old san francisco 49er ass faggot ass nigga
get outta here you not a lion in this race

im gonna freestyle these niggas
mestyle these niggas
im katt williams the gangsta
ill g style these niggas

i dont need no music
i can do it
A-capulco

and if a nigga say fuck me
i hit em with a fuck you too

i dont give a fuck

i brought john witherspoon
and i got three bad bitches
waitin at the waterfront
at my hotel room

so if you dont like me
and you think im stuntin
come get yo pussy ass whooped
outside by a statue of jack london

or... or

i can find one of them bitches
that i rescued from the track
and have her slice yo pussy ass neck
and leave you on the railroad track

it dont really matter to me
i dont give a fuck

i roll with G O D and the nation
if you dont like me
catch me eatin a cherry pie
cause its seasonal at nations

fuck these niggas
im the boss
i got so much sauce
im heavier than ross

i dont give a fuck
ask yo bitch
i bet she know me
i bet that bitch
can suck my dick outside of yoshis

huh... yea
fuck what these niggas talkin bout
no no, no no, i dont wanna hear it
if you wanna tell me,
catch me while im walkin like barry

naw naw naw naw
i know
you paid for a some laughs
ha ha ha ha ha
get on your cell phone
tell em meet you at telegraph

get it? cell phone telegraph.. its the same thing..anyway

im too good
white people dont like me
im too hood
bitches love me
im so wood..yea
lesbians love me
eat pussy so good

hey..dont worry..dont worry
be happy
they said they didnt like my hair when its permed
now they dont like it when its nappy

no, but it was flat in pimp chronicles,
they was talkin shit
now the shit look like the joker and riddler
and its only loved by your bitch

its so sad
so sad
they put in me in cuffs
and they so mad
so mad

but i swear, i dont give a fuck about a penis
cause katt williams is from mars, same as women
fuck penis

love yall forever
always will
i dont give a fuck who dont like me
thats what make me real

im not trying to be something
this is all im is

if you dont be-lask me
ask the niggas i fuck with
the bitches i fuck
and my motherfuckin kids

i done done seven specials
richard pryor only did two
eddie murphy did two
which is bigger seven or two?
same for me
same for you
huh huh huh huh huh


george carlin died before
katt williams did fo'
and then did three mo

katt williams live
its pimpin pimpin
pimp chronicles

got my mother fuckin dick in your bitches tonsils
hahahaha ha
i look like im young
im 43 nigga
get fucked by a fossil

the bitches that follow me are not ho's
they're my mother fuckin apostles
they're my disciples
i tell that bitch straight to the cross
ill knife ya

go to jail for a nigga my bitch
ill write ya

Alan Arkin is a boss. It's fun to see Jim Carrey as a "villain" too. (The riddler doesn't count, it never existed.. shut up)

This is right up there with the Riddler video. I just watched this movie the other day. However, if you haven't seen it yet and plan to...

SPOILERS!!

At least he wasn't bitten by the Riddler.

As someone with a good Riddler costume, I have never cottoned to these reinterpreted Riddlers who are all covered with scars and urban grunge. The Riddler always was and always will be the dapper, arrogant guy in an impeccible suit and a derby. Long live the man in green.

>> ^deathcow:

who is that girl


I think it's Alison Becker. I think I recognize her from her recurring part as a newspaper reporter in Parks and Recreation.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1477070/

Thanks for the quality!

In reply to this comment by geo321:
I usually hate stuff from College Humor.

But this is good... *quality

>> ^deathcow:

who is that girl


Dunno but she's a lot hotter than the girls playing Rachel Dawes in Nolan's Batman movies. I for one would love to see a Batman movie with no love interest. Batman is the real guy. Bruce doesn't really exist and thus has no real love life.

I like the sentiment but in reality I was always a console kid and could never get on with PC games. Too challenging for me, especially as I always felt PCs were work-orientated.

They missed a couple of things that annoy me about console-gaming; the whole fucking in-game collectables OCD challenges that I refuse to rise to. I'm not collecting 400 riddler trophies in Batman AC. Yet unlike others before it, AC has actually made it worse by tying those trophies into the whole business of unlocking other parts of the game as well as the Riddler side mission.

And because they are linked to achievements there's no longer the ability (though this went many moons ago) of typing in a cheat code to quickly access the gaming content you actually bought! I liked Batman AC but traded it in quickly once completed. If they can't trust their own game without padding it I'm not hanging onto it.

The other development that afflicts every shooter is XP based gaming. Do anything and you're piling up experience points of some sort or the other which then of course unlock stuff or compile into badges of honour or in-game commendations/achievements. I don't mind levelling as a legitimate form of game design but it's overused now and hints at the dearth of ideas in first person shooters currently.

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