Murder is a difficult thing to get away with most of the time, and there's a level of sophisticated social engineering required before you can really rack up a count, otherwise you'll get caught around the 2 to 10 mark, like most people serving prison sentences that aren't drug or theft related.

But in all honesty, murder is not lucrative unless you're commander and chief to an army. The real money maker is hacking -- why doesn't EVERYONE hack? People on the internet are just slinging their credit card info and personal information around willy-nilly.

If you're a homeless person, here's what you do: (this is assuming you are so poor you have no money and little education beyond your street smart observation)

1. Steal someone's smartphone.
NOTE: If you are unsure what a "smartphone" is, just look for the people that are walking around, seemingly lost, looking at their phone the whole time. If you feel in control, ask them if they're lost. If they reply with a fragmented sentence about "GPS" or "Google maps", you have found your mark. If you're proficient with this style of conversation, find a way to lead them down an alleyway -- you know what to do after that. Example: They say they know that their destination is "somewhere around here, they just can't find the entrance", tell them that's because "the place is using a side entrance down this convenient alley."
2. Steal a second person's smartphone.
NOTE: Hopefully at least one of them isn't password locked. If both are, keep stealing until you have one that isn't.
3. Setup a free email account at Gmail and then go to Craigslist and sell the first device.
NOTE: Or Hotmail or Yahoo or Mailinator or whatever.
4. On the second device, find someone on Craigslist who will help you reset the first device so that no one can trace it back to you.
5. Use Google to learn how to hack, or better yet, just learn how to create phishing emails.
6. NOW HACK (or phish)!
7. You probably gave up on life a long time ago, so if you've figured out a foolproof way to steal smartphones, keep doing that, because people with smartphones are pretty dumb and hacking is actually kind of hard.

Special thanks to Google, Craigslist, smartphones, and the blind entitlement of your victims.

You must be racking up those power points! I guess sifting videos would go against your namesake, still it's good to see your contribution is welcomed by many

HA!
A lawsuit for misrepresentation?

But the most important part in all supercomputers are the pretty decals they put on the front of server racks to block off proper air flow.

dag would always hog donkey kong down at the local cafe with a full roll of quarters on the marquee...

damn what was that place called

(hahah i dont remember if thats true about dag) I was definitely guilty at times of racking up a line of quarters )

my favorites were donkey kong, stargate, qix, defender, Assault (I could play forever on a quarter)

Okay.. Honestly, I've been holding this back. But I can't honestly say that the people who work at wal-mart need more money for what they do.

I get it, you've got bills to pay, and the minimum wage you make at wal-mart isn't cutting it. But seriously, can I play devils advocate here for one second and say: you work at fucking wal-mart.

Any store clerk of any kind, work in a grocery store as a stock boy, bag boy, cart boy, cashier, anything that A) A teenager could do well, or B) you need little to no education to do shouldn't GET more than minimum wage. Yes, people make mistakes in their life, but should the person with 3 kids and no husband be getting paid 15 bucks an hour for putting clothes on the rack simply because she has a sad story behind her?

The rest of the points, respect, hour slashing, discrimination, all that - completely justified, and power to you all for attempting to change that.

I get it, it's only one part of the bigger picture that i'm picking apart, but it still bothers me.

Thank you, Boise!
In reply to this comment by Boise_Lib:
*promote

she does have a nice rack

* accomplish, acquire, annex, approach, attain, bag*, bring in, catch, collect, come away with, derive, earn, effect, gain, get, harvest, have, make, net, pick up, procure, rack up, reach, realize, receive, score, secure


** OHHHH SNAP !

at the time of posting I didnt realize it was such a narrow poll. My suggestions from the thesaurus are wasted. kinda did that one ass backwards eh.

"Tight rack" [snicker] =oD

>> ^pumkinandstorm:

I used to take this subway to Yonge and Bloor every day. MADNESS. I drive downtown now. promote


Thanks for the promote, I'm outfitting my bike with a rack to make the commute in style now

ROFLMAO at the Sift serving an advertisement for "roof racks" -- this video kinda gives the term a whole new meaning, don'tcha think? To say nothing of sweaty palms...

>> ^kulpims:

will you be carrying guns?


I don't have a concealed carry...Get one and you are subject to even more heinous fines and infractions should you break other laws (pot smoking) whilst so licensed.

You can still legally carry in Texas, a fully-loaded long-arm of any kind not ban-listed, down the street in public. Also, gun racks are still legal, and you can carry shotguns and rifles in your vehicle anytime, as long as yer not a felon or under a restraining order.

Would anyone LIKE me to bring some guns??

You're suposed to have benches/seats all over a gym, especially near the squat rack.

/gym design fail

Needs to be in the downunder channel, as these guys are from Perth.

My favourite rack of theirs is Tarantula.

Personally, I like leaving them in the case. Coke products have a perforation on one corner that turns the box into a dispenser rack.