Why does it hurt when I pee?

Bless you Frank Zappa, and the pygmy pony you rode in on.

Well, this and the "bowling ball nearly kills small child" are cool as hell. If someones "canvas" is this shitty YouTube video quality that MILLLIONS of people are rabidly exchanging and loving, then as a 3D artist you have it made, you can do anything, and you can work only as hard to make it "sort of good" because look at the target video quality -- webcammish. This guy could have pygmy monkeys crawling out of his pants at this quality and it would look real.

I don't like this all that much, but its okay. He talks like a youth minister. I do like your comments, bnsa. And angelsvn actually starts with a good comment, because the parts fitting is a silly, throw-away point.

Go to a zoo with Bonobo monkeys. They look very similar to chimps (sometimes called pygmy chimpanzees), but a larger part of their social interactions revolve around sex (hetero and homo) and masturbation than with chimps. I'm talking they spend like 50% of their day doing it. They're kinda gross animals,... but resolving conflicts with sex instead of fighting is pretty damn advanced if you ask me.