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chingalera says...

and if you gentlemen have never had the opportunity to have been so blessed or otherwise captivated/surprised with the 'penis captivius' experience well, you have never had a woman who loved you before who had a stellar sense of humor.....(that look our face the first time must be priceless and I KNOW, get's em every time' !)

Best Gift Ever (Priceless Reaction)

Best Gift Ever (Priceless Reaction)

MichaelL says...

Nicely done. I spent a year putting together a video for my wife's 40th birthday -- also our 20th anniversary. During our tourist season of the previous year, I approached visitors from all over the world and got them to wish her a Happy Birthday in their native language. I also had a lot of local mascots pitch in too.
That was combined with family video which included our sons as toddlers and pics that I got from her mother's old photo albums, all of it combined with a hand picked soundtrack.
I played it at a surprise party I arranged. She cried, her mom cried, I cried...
Those moments are priceless...

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artician says...

Definitely a cross between dipshits and innocent negligence. Their little celebration made me embarrassed for my species (though I am everyday), but if something is fragile and priceless, at least put up a sign. Their ignorance of the formation is nothing compared to the willful destruction of the environment humans do every day around the world.

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chingalera says...

Congrats Dan, on yer wife's priceless reaction-Memories made, marital bliss intact-

NOw that you've graduated, here's another prize-winner to try on unsuspecting diner patrons:

Crowded diner after 2 a.m. works, but best is Sunday after church, packed with families whilst you and your chums are having breaky..

Play with your fork while interacting with your pals by poking yourself with it, waving it about, scratching with it, etc. While you do this, folks will start to observe your slightly skewed table manners.
Get your friends attention with a "Hey guys, check THIS out.."(at this point an adjoining table will have at least one nosy woman watching you like a hawk)

Cupping a couple of maraschino cherries and a single-serving creamer in your hand, place fist up to eye and pretend to stick the fork into your eye at the same time puncturing then squeezing the creamer in your fist and sending bits of cream and maraschino cherries jetting-out (friend across from you is wearing white T-Shirt, as a backboard), all the while with no reaction from you or your friends...

You know you've done it right if at least 3 women of different parties from adjoining tables scream simultaneously and possibly piss their pants.

Works great as well for scaring the living shit outta little kids under the age of 7.

MilkmanDan said:

Liked the video, decided to try it on wife.

The good: totally worked.
The bad: totally got slapped.

All in all, worth it I think.



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