All the effort goes into keeping a poker face, not much left to throw the ball.

Pretension ain't genius and Gaga's output rates mediocre at best.
Again, Trey Parker's voice adjusted to Cartman frequency produces a more pleasing rendition of "Poker Face" than the original artist formerly known as Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, who as far as I can tell is a little full-of-herself, Sicilian/Canadian narcissist whose upper west side Manhattan upbringing has spilled-over into her horrible taste and run-of-the-mill musical offerings.

Her wiki page touts her many self-labeled endeavors, all of which appeal to her sense of self as the center of the universe.

She's a hag.

Yeah....that would be OK....But I kinda want see some of those moanin bitches that papple was talkin about, that would be gold too...amIright?
>> ^hpqp:
You know what would make this video gold? If he had had a steadicam that keeps the face centered and lets the scenery move around it.

What, are you PRO facial fractures or something!?
>> ^solecist:

>> ^budzos:
edit: the guy in the video is a dipshit. What he's doing is the same thing I'm complaining about, squared. He's putting on a performance instead of just riding the ride. Extra dipshit points for putting everyone behind him at risk of facial fractures.

really? maybe you should chill the fudge out, brosef.

>> ^budzos:
edit: the guy in the video is a dipshit. What he's doing is the same thing I'm complaining about, squared. He's putting on a performance instead of just riding the ride. Extra dipshit points for putting everyone behind him at risk of facial fractures.


really? maybe you should chill the fudge out, brosef.

>> ^budzos:

I personally have never understood people's need to scream and yell on a roller coaster. So many people seem to think that's the point.


Or maybe, just maybe, they just having plain old fun and expressing themselves. Just because you don't express yourself the same way is no reason to suspect everyone else's motives.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

really @budzos?


I'm not saying you shouldn't scream on roller coasters. Do it if you feel compelled by joy. But don't do it because that's what you see people in movies and commercials do. Namsayin?

edit: the guy in the video is a dipshit. What he's doing is the same thing I'm complaining about, squared. He's putting on a performance instead of just riding the ride. Extra dipshit points for putting everyone behind him at risk of facial fractures.

http://wtf.videosift.com/video/Crazy-Air-Hose-Guy-Poker-Face

Might I direct one and all to the most wondrous first comment posted by @KnivesOut on the only vid posted here by dear progressivevideo.

Sorry, progressive -- this is what happens here. I have been in the middle of some of these dustups. I encourage you to relax and enjoy. We've all good people here.

Just sayin'.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Crazy Air Hose Guy Poker Face' to 'Air hose, Dance, beard, fire wood, wood, wood storage, crazy, poker face, lady gaga' - edited by BoneRemake

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by chicchorea.

*isdupe
>> ^Stingray:

dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Poker-Face-Mashup-Lady-Gaga-Cartman-Christopher-Walken

*dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/Poker-Face-Mashup-Lady-Gaga-Cartman-Christopher-Walken

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by Stingray. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

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Thanks, good sir!

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