"no one has ever ordered a pizza by accident." this statement is untrue, my buddy once ordered a pizza on an app like door dash and it just gave him an error. So he tried again.. error.. so I tried a different company, error.. this continued for a while until it finally worked. 30 mins later 3 different pizza delivery guys converged on his house and it was hilarious. At least 3 accidental orders there.

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That's why the joke is funny. The absurd juxtaposition of pizza delivery and childbirth with the proposition that the pizza delivery is the more difficult act is why this is comedy.

No one would laugh if someone got on stage and said, "Boy, childbirth sure is harder than pizza delivery".

No roller rinks? There are a good 2 if no 3 or so within a 30 minute drive, and I live far out in the country where I can't even get pizza delivery because we're too far from anything. This is basically Laser Tag with VR goggles and was bound to happen sooner or later given how well Oculus and other VR outfits are working, or at least appear to be working. I'd guess the props are all lightweight foam to prevent injury. The motion tracking is the question, and I got to doubt it works as well as shown. We are still far from say the VR of Ready Player One or more advanced stuff yet though...

Well, there surely is a built in clientele insuring this to be mutually profitable, right? ... take THAT McDonalds! I can see pizza delivery in the future [special toppings and/or crust on request. And the special house salad dressing is out of this world]

The person who wrote that article needs to go back to grammar school

" Their is actually a humorous comparison due to the south park episode “medicinal fried chicken” having to do with KFC selling marijuana with there famous fried chicken"

It is. The thing is can you afford the risk. $10 most people can afford the risk without going homeless, but maybe they would have to skip pizza that night and make KD. Just increase the bet, If you could bet your car, today against somebody's porsche in a coin toss, it's a great bet. You also could very reasonably choose not to because the loss of your car is a greater disadvantage to you than gaining a new porsche. It's cost of opportunity, and for a wealthy person, risking a cheap car for a much better one at 50/50 is a bet they can afford to take. For a pizza delivery driver supporting their family it's a choice between maybe coming home with a porsche or coming home without a car, without a job and no means to buy a new car any time soon either.

First, the robots took our auto manufacturing jobs, and we said nothing.
Then, the robots took our rapid asymmetrical sorting jobs, and we said nothing.
Then, the robot took our next level projection mapping jobs, and we said nothing.
Then, the robots took our high-speed intricate gear meshing jobs, and we said nothing.
Then, the robots took our pizza delivery jobs, and we said nothing.

Where does it end, @Sagemind, where?

Forget Text books - This is the future of Pizza delivery

Stand outside this address hurling feces at the windows-
9800 Savage Rd Fort Meade, MD 20755
(301) 688-6524

or, tie-up that switchboard asking Kenneth for the frequency....Prank call coordinated pizza delivery from every pizza haus within range...

Start building Faraday cages over all the houses on your block-

Flash-Mail thousands of envelopes to them stuffed with confectioner's sugar, baking soda, etc.

mail parcels filled with marzipan wrapped in aluminum foil with candy wires sticking-out...whole things edible-Big fun when they send the black SUV's to your front door and cordon off the block with swat-

Plant drugs in all the brass' cars them call the cops and the press at the same time...


*in Mr Roger's voice} "There's a lot you can do to make sure people are happy. What are some things you can think of to make those men in that concrete building happy?"

HAH! I found a couple of great weed connects delivering pizza back in the day...the pizza delivery day

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Right - hadn't even touched on the shipping and delivery business. Massive disruption, massive unemployment probably - and then new business and innovation as it always happens. Pizza delivery would be a perfect case.>> ^ctrlaltbleach:

@dag
Couple of other things.
Could replace truck drivers as well at least in the easy to drive areas not sure how effective they would be on the trip to Alaska.
Delivery drivers and mail carriers heck could save the us mail department.
And you could replace trips to the grocery store entirely as well especially if they can use smaller cart sized vehicles that will deliver your groceries to your house. You could place an order online and according to your smart phone the store could know exactly when you arrive home to retrieve the groceries.

He would make excellent pizza delivery boy

News just in, Pizza Delivery Stores report huge economic upturn in Denver.