^ I would listen to Patrick Stewart read the phone book.

"The identity of the shoe thrower is unknown."

Open the phone book and look for the word "Asshole."

That's your man.

Damn, I could listen to him read a phone book

You just know on TV they will leave out the insane fucking wind, and of course weak link failures will always happen. It's like ripping a phone book in half.

>> ^brycewi19:
I could listen to this guy read the phone book. What a voice!


Peter Cullen definitely has one of the coolest voices ever (at 5:00).

I could listen to this guy read the phone book. What a voice!

There are a couple of actors which I could listen doing anything, like reading the phone book. Christopher Lee is one of them. I'd say Jeremy Irons is another.

>> ^CaveBear
Stealing is still stealing. It's all about intent.


I think you misunderstand the precedent and use of the law in this case. The Pirate Bay, and other torrent sites, neither steal computer files, nor maintain possession of such stolen "goods." They merely act as a catalog for user provided links (torrents) to the user held sequences of zeros and ones (files).

Suing The Pirate Bay for copyright infringement (theft) is like suing the phone book for prostitution because of "escort service" listings.

Just because Google's search engine can be used to find child pornography does not mean that Google is guilty of child pornography.

As such, it is not illegal to advertise "escort services" or catalog ASCII character combinations (words) even if they link to illegal or illicit material. No LAW exists to prohibit such an exchange, so no law could have been broken. If Sweden were to cave into the pressure of American media conglomerates and amend their laws to make cataloging words, and telephone directories, in the country illegal then TPB could be in real trouble, but that juncture is a ways off yet.

[Talking]
Holden Street
Dean Street
click clack, Presidents
Nostrand Ave
DP's, Orange Ave
RBG's, T-Town
Who Wanna Ride, Brooklyn
Come on, Come on

[Rapping]
Sittin' in the living room on the flo' hunger pain
got me on some migraine shit but I'ma maintain
Nigga got two or three dollars to my name
and my homies in the same boat goin' through the same thing
ready for a caper, steady plottin' for the paper
we been livin' in the dark since April
on the candle, gotta get a handle
my homie got a 25 automatic added to the gamble
nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
lemme tell you how we fiendin ta get paid
we gon' order take out, when we see the driver
we gon' stick the 25 up in his face, let's ride
steppin' outside like warriors into the notorious southside
one weapon to the four of us, hidin' in the corridor
til' we see the dominoes car headlights
white boy in the wrong place at the right time
soon as the car door open up he mine
we roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
by the look on his face he probly shitted in his clothes
you know what this is a stick up
gimme the dough, from the pick up
you ran into the wrong niggas
we runnin down the block hot with these stack of boxes boxes
so we split up and met back at the apartment

Hell Yeah
yo ain't you hungry my nigga
hell yeah
you wanna get paid my nigga
hell yeah
ain't you tired of starvin' my nigga
hell yeah, (well lets ride then) hell yeah

I know a way we can get paid
you can get down but you can't be afraid
let's go to the DMV and get a ID
the name says you but the face is me
now it's yo' turn take my paperwork
like 1,2,3 let's make it work
then fill out out the credit card application
then it's gonna be about three weeks of waitin'
for American Express, Discover card
Platinum Visa Mastercard
cuz when we was boothed and shit then we was targets
now we just walk right up and say charge it
to the game we rockin' brand names
well known at department store chains
even got the boys in the crew a few thangs
Po Po never know who to true blame
store after store ya' know we kept rollin'
wait two weeks report the card stolen
repeat the cycle like a laundrymat
like a glitch in the system thats hard to catch
comin' out the mall, with the shopping bags
we can take 'em right back and get the cash
yeah, get a friend and do it again
damn right that's how we pay the rent

Hell yeah

Got to get this paper
I'm down for the caper, we steady on the grind
It's a daily struggle
We all gotta hustle, this is the way we survive
[x2]

I know a caper
we can get some government paper
ya' know food stamps, can we really do that
hell yeah right there for the takin'
fuck welfare we say reparations
Ya' know the grind
get up early get on the line and just wait
everybody on break
that's part of the game and when they call your name
Miss caseworker lemme state my claim
I'm homeless, jobless, time is hard
about hopeless, but I gotta eat regardless
no family to run to I'm 22
now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do
my sad story made her feel close to me
I made her feel like it was in emergency
and when I came to the crib niggas couldn't believe
I came back with a big bag of groceries

Every job I ever had I had to get
on the first day I find out how to pimp the system
two steps ahead of the manager
gettin' over on the regular tax-free money out the register
and when I'm workin' late night stockin boxes
I'm creepin' their merchandises
Don't put me on dishes I'm droppin' them bitches
and takin' all day long to mop the kitchen
shit, we ain't gettin paid commission, minimum wage
modern day slave conditions
got me flippin' burgers with no power
can't even buy one off what I make in an hour
I'm not one to kiss ass for the top position
I take mine off the top like a politician
where I'm from doin' dirt is a part of livin'
I got mouths to feed dog I gotsa' get it

Hell Yeah
You down to roll my nigga
Hell Yeah
You ready to get your hands dirty my nigga
Hell Yeah
Your momma need money and thangs my nigga
Hell Yeah, Well let's ride then, Hell Yeah

If you claimin' gangsta
Then bang on the system, and show that you ready to ride
Til' we get our freedom
We got to get over, we steady on the grind
[x2]

He could sing phone book listings and it would still be awesome.

We have facilities as described by Mr. McCain locally. Walk in clinics can be found all over. Open your phone book, I'm sure there is one near you too if you live in an urban area. The level of care places like that give is substandard and they usually demand payment up front which the poor can't afford. They truly are the Walmart of health care and no one, not even the poor, want or deserve Walmart health care.

Yes, it is possible to create a health care system that uses triage to see that people get the correct level of care and I suspect it is quite effective, but Walmart shouldn't be part of a metaphor for that kind of system.

"They try to trip a nigga up like me cuz I ain't followin whitey's rules. Know what I sayin?"

Where's his phone book this time?

Bill Hicks: "You're not a human being until you're in my phone book."

I would give my real opinion about abortion, but I don't care what a woman does with the alien growing inside of her. She's the one who needs to feed this remora for nine months, then let it suck her tits for some time, all while ruining her body and her vagina. It's her choice. I guess that's sort of an opinion.

Surprising that comment above regarding Levitcus being nothing but garbage... and the positive response, should b for most, an indication that the writer, like all of us, have serious issues with understanding what the Bible, (or any written word)is is there for-
By the way, the "M" stamped on the head, does rub off with a lot more work than someone has done so far-try to figure it the fuck out-(This reminds me of all the atheist rants on the sift: frustrated, un-actualized, meat-bots, tittering like a Michigan coffee klatch,-
"Mob rules"-just because you can all agree that you really don't understand the dynamics of a subject, gives you license to get together for a masturbation session??.. like someone on the true path gives a fuck!! I must not be on the path, cause I still get pissed off when those silverfish come out of their holes to gnaw at the pages of the phone books and sport coats.....maybe I'm gay??? or *Happy lemme see.........nope, sucked my own dick-still want pussy.....

oh, by the way-most of the gay people out there who are my age??...they probably would not want anything about their current lifestyle to change....these are the radical few, the San-Fran gay folks have values that we all share--we walk among us...they live!!!

Man. Even though he's about 40 years too old and 100 pounds too heavy, I still think Ricky Jay would be awesome as Gambit. But then again Ricky Jay could read the phone book to me for two hours and I'd find it enchanting. The man has one of those awesome voices that you can listen to for hours.