Listen close, as life turns its pages
Makaveli here, kickin' rhymes for the ages
Seen things in stages, wise words spoken by sages
From SkyTel to BlackBerry pages
Your crew don't phase us
We'll make you bustas pay us
Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas
I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Feel me!
I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94

What can a nigga do
when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, fuck George W.
-- can't be true --
I wanna choke him, because he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland,
you probably didn't hear about him

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Slim Shady was in demand
Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan
I wrote this song in '94

How am I doin' this?
Look around the club, see everyone in the place
Showing 'Pac love got a smile on my face
The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the fuck is that? It might be doo-doo

And you in the back, you ain't shit
You bought a gin and tonic
but you didn't even tip
And if you hit this table one more time
then the record might skip Might skip...
I told you, stop hittin' the table

Tupac Shakur
I wrote this rhyme in 1994
I'm not alive!
Thug life!
Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife
A married man, you've got two kids
Go home!

I wrote this song a long time ago
A real long time ago
Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids
(Don't give him no coochie)


DJ: 2Pac rest in peace!
2Pac: Ok, I will!



Slightly * nsfw lyrics, but what the hey.

Yay, it's back!

The video on the new embed looks much better than I remember the other one being. Thanks @UsesProzac ! Can always watch this one more time.

Slate are running a nice series of articles on prog rock at the moment.

"I think it is a convenience to the owner, not the dog, to put it down before it dies naturally."

With all due respect: Fuck you.

When you've actually taken on the responsibility of having a dog, and you've fed that dog for ten years, every day, walked that dog for ten years, every day, when you have played with that dog for ten fucking years , every fucking day, and you've come home to that dog for ten years, and that dogs shows you love every day for ten years, then don't even fucking talk to me about this shit. Fuck off. I'm sorry for the insults, but this hits too close to home for me.

You think putting the dog down is the easy way out?

Look at this fucking guy, spending hours in the water every day, because he can't bear to do the right thing. Everyone who's had a dog put down feels the same way. They'd do anything for another day in the water, for another look into that dogs eyes. To stroke its fur just one more time.

Do you think its easy coming home to no sounds, no tapping feets, to sleep with no snooring sounds from the dog, no wagging tail in the morning like you've had for ten years?

Oh , and add all that to "You've just killed your best friend"

Easy , right?

Fuck you.

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"


Here is a higher quality version of this video without the awful music - http://videosift.com/video/The-Korbut-flip-Better-moves-than-the-current-Olympians

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"


Here is a higher quality version of this video without the awful music - http://videosift.com/video/The-Korbut-flip-Better-moves-than-the-current-Olympians

>> ^A10anis:

>> ^kulpims:
♪ but in the end it doesn't even matter ♫>> ^A10anis:
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.


Of course, to morons, it doesn't. I'm done.

Do they have a glut of commas where you come from?


ps. Its Nu-Metal. It's hard to listen to and it seems rather fitting for it to be hard to read too.

>> ^kulpims:

♪ but in the end it doesn't even matter ♫>> ^A10anis:
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.


Of course, to morons, it doesn't. I'm done.

>> ^Jinx:

>> ^A10anis:
"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

Sorry, try using syntax, punctuation, English, and DON'T SHOUT. It makes it far, far, easier for the reader. Thanks.

>> ^A10anis:

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

ONE THING I DONT KNOW WHY IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME ALL I KNOW

"One more time, WITHOUT the compulsory F'KIN music!!!"

*promote one more time

Sorry this is a dupe I know I had mine duped too heh. Again guys one more time @Boise_Lib @Barseps thanks! They should really let silver star call dupe.
http://videosift.com/video/World-8482-s-Worst-Parents-Put-Kid-Through-Spin-Cycle?fromdupe=Epic-Parenting-Fail-at-a-Laundromat

All I know is that if I find Joe Walsh on my patio one more time, I'm calling the cops.