Mike Johnson has lost the first vote for speaker, with Jeffries getting only one less vote … 216-215 with 3 Republicans refusing to vote for Johnson (I think one of them is in a dementia ward of an old folks home after being found wandering her neighborhood in a dazed confusion months ago, but this was kept secret from voters because Republicans don’t think they need to know their representatives are mental invalids, just like the Republicans senator’s cop killing son and his involvement in the case was kept secret because murderous criminality is also none of the voter’s business).
Edit: Two Republican holdouts flipped their votes on a revote …Mushroom munching Mike stays speaker by the narrowest margin possible.

Side note- at least two of the three terrorists caught/killed since Dec 18 were MAGA (maybe all 3), all are natural born American citizens. None were immigrants. Don’t let a maggot lie about it, rub their face in that shit then kick them in the balls.

Spank you very munch.

*munch,munch*

.....yeah.

*gulp gulp ... uuurp... wipes mouth on shirt sleeve*

That's what I thought.

*picks teeth with fingernail*

I'm pretty sure Drogon munched down on one or two of the slave masters right before Daenarys did her first flight. Hes chewed up a couple kids off camera too iirc.

Daaaaaaaamn! I ain't been "You're the wizard stoned" in AGES!

Every now and then, I get a little misty-eye'd for the days of yore when ultra-high-grade pot wasn't available at every corner store.

I recall the days of lurking narcs in city parks; being out in the middle of a drought; going to a head shop to buy a bong then getting kicked out 'cuz I asked for it wrong (the magic word was "Tobacco", not "pot", you twat!)

The pot was stemmy, the sellers seedy, and I didn't care because I was hella needy.

But once a year, just 'fore November, would come the time I most remember because it was in those shortening days when I'd hear a rumor of Purple Haze, Ghost Train OG -- I'd be stoned for DAYS! Finally, the good stuff came from coastal plots, a plethora of the finest pots; time to dance and restore my stash: shit, I might even score some HASH!

My friends would come by and we'd all get high, never aware of time passing us by. We laughed, we munched, we floated along with hits from the joints and pulls from the bong. We never imagined dabs or wax, we were satisfied with bud: nothing wrong with those facts.

Now I buy an a gram or two -- Dirty Girl; Gorilla Glue -- and satisfied that my wife's in bed, I once again become a Head. I remember all those days gone by when there was no greater goal than just getting high. I recall them fondly -- if somewhat hazy -- and know that life without pot is just a little too crazy.

"Hey, you should be asleep. What are you doin' staying up?"

Last night, he was over in aisle 3, munching on the coffee plants.

Alpiner and Munch Man were the shit!

Yummy - currently munching through a lot of good music in your PQ.

If they have to write an essay about the art to define what I'm looking at, then they are a creative writer, not a visual artist.

I should be able to look at a piece, and get something out of it. Good feelings or bad, it should evoke something that makes me want to be part of it. Edward Munch and Francis Bacon, hell even HR Giger didn't make art that was feel good, but their works are amazing and evoke emotions that stay with you.

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...Eats pop corn...
Im'a gonna sit this one out..., I'll be right over here, munching on my popped corn smothered in butter flavoured topping!

I like the kangaroo heading off (0:50) to look for more penguins to munch down on.

People are upset an animal was killed before it's natural death? And yet, they're probably munching away on a hamburger and wings.

But what got my up vote: "children shouldn't be protected from real life."

You'd think so, but he's barely touching it, and it doesn't do anything but squeak. No thrashing around, no running away. If it was eating, it would probably go back to munching between squeaks.

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