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Do We Have to Get Old and Die?
I believe mole rat jesus died on the 31st year, raised on the 33rd year, so it's more of a tradition of mole rat self sacrifice. Like seppuku or Harry Carry -- someone correct me on the written versus spoken forms of this Japanese tradition (in need of revival).
But you may wonder, "Aren't there any mole rats that don't believe in the tradition of self sacrifice?" And I would tell you, Yes. Yes, there are plenty that don't follow these traditions.
And you'd think in reply, "Well, that's odd. If these," let's called them "'alternative' mole rats broke away from the traditions of self sacrifice, why aren't there more older mole rats today?"
Well, it's a sad but simple truth, Timmy, but usually the jesus worshipping mole rats kill the nontraditional, alternative mole rats (who have the ability to live forever) -- and, really, any type of worshipper of something can fulfill this role of antagonizer: mole rats who worship pagan mole gods, power, money, the God of molterial possessions, AIDS. And these mole rats murder the alternative mole rats. Or drive them into suicide, fulfilling their ritualistic traditions of self sacrifice for their sun mole god. Or some type of mole rat god. There are many others...
One day the mole rat society will have a scientific term for the process by which a restrictive institution innately develops out of a fearful mass of moles, becoming normative mole rat behavior. One day we will understand how these fearful, normative moles inadvertently MURDER their fellow mole simply through their ignorance and their evil, sinful desires for power and dominance over their world, their fellow mole rat. (Is it a form of subconscious sociopathy? With hidden sociopaths leading the charge?)
They turn love into hate, declaring their moral mole rat codes as ethical, in order to profit and/or maintain their sense of safety, their illogical, SELFISH mole rat world order, to save their own asses and the asses of their mole rat children from mole rat hell. Sell. Fish. Mote. Eee. Vations.
It's a simple process of societal entropy within the mole rat community. An 'us versus them' mentality that just sits hidden between the conscious and subconscious mole rat mind. It's fucking not going to be "THEM" because those mole rats don't practice the ritual of self sacrifice to maintain the mole rat average life expectancy.
TL;DR: MOLE RATS DIE KNOWINGLY AND UNKNOWINGLY IN THE NAMES OF THE SUN GODS. Mole rat God bless mole rat America.
*ditto
But the invincibility point is nonsense. Most humans die from old age, so, yes, you wouldn't be invincible if you didn't die from aging, but that doesn't mean you'd still live a short or normal lifespan.
Also, WikiPedia says naked mole rats live up to 31 years. Is that when their tunnel cave-in is always scheduled by naked mole rat Jesus?
It'd be something to clone a human with the ability to stop aging like naked mole rats and the ability to regrow limbs like salamanders.
Zombie Banana!
Cool trick and I think my kids will get a kick out of it, but it's mostly bullshit because this will likely only work for a banana that turned brown from sitting in the fridge. Such bananas are still fresh and just become discolored probably from absorbing moisture in the fridge, hence sucking that moisture out returns it to yellow (like if you soak a cloth then dry it out).
There's no possible way this would work with a banana that's turned brown from aging (unless it has the DNA of a naked mole rat and has stopped aging).
Do We Have to Get Old and Die?
*ditto
But the invincibility point is nonsense. Most humans die from old age, so, yes, you wouldn't be invincible if you didn't die from aging, but that doesn't mean you'd still live a short or normal lifespan.
Also, WikiPedia says naked mole rats live up to 31 years. Is that when their tunnel cave-in is always scheduled by Naked-Mole-Rat-Jesus?
It'd be something to clone a human with the ability to stop aging like naked mole rats and the ability to regrow limbs like salamanders.
quality.
True Facts About The Naked Mole Rat
I feel like this is the proper way, I'd rather see the other True facts videos being related to this, other than more Mole rat videos, since I would watch this and ask myself if there are more like this.
PlayhousePals, I think it's better to use properly tag all these videos rather than explicitly mark them as related...Since they are not really "related" other than being created by the same group
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What was wrong with the naked mole rat? It looked fine. (Ugly, but that's how they're supposed to look.)
Neatorama A Week That's Not Yet Over (Sift Talk Post)
heh, I remembered the naked mole rat was a crowd pleaser last time.
Neatorama A Week That's Not Yet Over (Sift Talk Post)
Another pic of a naked mole rat! Woooohoooooo!
*quality
Neatorama, It Came, It Went, There Were Blog Posts, This Week on Neatorama (Sift Talk Post)
ah yes, the art of gerbling taken to a *HOLE* new level. from now on this neked mole rat shall be known as Lemmiwinks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmiwinks
http://video.glath.com/view/southpark.The_Death_Camp_of_Tolerance
Neatorama, It Came, It Went, There Were Blog Posts, This Week on Neatorama (Sift Talk Post)
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Naked mole rat's head would make a good avatar.
Neatorama, It Came, It Went, There Were Blog Posts, This Week on Neatorama (Sift Talk Post)
eeeewwww.... neked mole rats!
Neatorama, It Came, It Went, There Were Blog Posts, This Week on Neatorama (Sift Talk Post)
In the documentary "Fast, Cheap & Out of Control", there was a guy obsessed with naked mole rats. I noticed the one pictured above.