>> ^EMPIRE:

I always find it funny, that americans, who have baseball and american "football" feel like they can make fun of football for being boring.
Let's see... A baseball game lasts about 2 and a half hours, and the action lasts about 30 seconds, every few minutes.
American "Football" not only had the fucking nerve to make use of the word "football" when it fact it should be named "handball" or something. AND... the action lasts maybe 20 seconds, and stops every couple of minutes, for a period of a couple of minutes more.
Don't get me wrong, I hate football (the real kind)...


That's why I don't like non-American football/soccer, golf, baseball/softball, etc. I do like NBA/professional basketball (dang Lakers, come on and get your acts together and beat CULTics).

I want to use it for Lakers games.

Go Lakers! Oh wait, wrong sport!

Boo Boston Celtics!!!! GO LAKERS!

>> ^lucky760:
Great submit ant. I missed this on TV and really wanted to see it. Thanks.
Funnily enough I seem to feel happiest for Jack Nicholson.


And Lakers lost bigtime just now. UGH!

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Thanks! Too bad we don't have part 2.

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There are two wars, serious issues in Iran currently, the economy is in the crapper depending which company you work for, North Korea is apparently trying to see if Japan and the U.S. can shoot down medium range missiles or rather create fire works that could lead to a confrontation, lots of severe weather recently across the U.S., the Republican Party will soon be ordering massive amounts of Lithium for their' Senators, Congressmen, and the party's supporters; Rush already has his stuff - it's not Lithium though; and the LA Lakers won the NBA Championship...

Yet, Republicans are worried about some joke, that they never even saw; *but they did get the email from their cousin Jeremy who had talked a week ago to an old friend from college that was in the "young republicans student organization" with him, and his friend told him that the GOP fundraising committee in Florida had sent out an email to contributors (he's one) that linked them to Rush Limbaugh's page which then showed him the current liberal attack and he started spreading it to his contact list; he also made sure that every single person in his list forwarded it to everyone in their contact list (He also wrote up a small summary so nobody had to go look up the information which is hard to do with computers in their current form. Hell, if you leave MSN or Excite you always go to a German scat site with midget porn, or a page talking about Obama's and Clinton's accomplishments.) . SO, let it be known, David Letterman rapes people with his mouth.

* Untold truth behind Republicans secret intelligence gathering operations.

/sarcasm...sort of

So? The Lakers won?

Lakers need this dog!

>> ^atara:
Oh, come on - beg for the Cleveland curse to end!


Frak no! GO LAKERS!

Up vote for him wearing a Pistons jersey while knocking out Lakers owner Jerry Buss. GO PISTONS!

Some people think this is fake. Still cool though. GO LAKERS!

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