That Japanese pitcher-Check out his knee-to-ground proximity at it's lowest point in his form: That cat is rooted! Makea basabar look like Kung Fu!

...and makes kung-fu action sounds-

This and the melon kung fu ad were the best.

*quality

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Drunken kung fu master.

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Kung Fu Baby!!
http://videosift.com/video/kung-fu-baby

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Your video, Kung Fu Grandpa in the Food Lion parking lot!, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Its a shame when you see a Probationary member with a three year anniversary badge on his profile. Here is a random example http://videosift.com/member/philippeoc
A solution to that specific problem could be to gift everyone ten points for each year they are here. The poor guy has been here for three years, submitting videos and not getting into trouble and yet he still has that damn red P. There are LOTS of members in that situation.
I wonder how many have given up even trying because its like purgatory you never escape from

It took me a long time to find the tiny FAQ link at the bottom of the page, which led me to this page http://videosift.com/starpower

The system is unbalanced. Members who have a the Related invocation (silver star and above? its not listed when this ability is granted) are able to very quickly accelerate the number of points they are getting.

Reaching a star is difficult, having uber powerful members stealing all the thunder makes it even harder.

I would ask one of you high level members to consider creating a second account and try to reach gold star. With your well honed internet kung fu it should be easy right?

Confession: As well as pimping this video from my banned account on another video I also voted for it 3 times as choggie, Peckinpaw, and chingalera.

Oh, and I am not at all remorseful about broken roles, rules..breaking rules! It's how my school bus of demolition ROLLS!!

My other car is a happy station wagon with uplifting bumper-stickers and children inside on their way to private Kung Fu lessons...

I love the Rush Hour 3 version in the Kung Fu school between Chris Tucker and the old, blind Kung Fu master named Yu.

Chris: "Are you deaf?!"
Yu: "No, Yu is blind."
Chris: "I'm not blind. YOU blind!"

LMFAHS.

I'm about unimpressed with peeps who think they have a fucking clue shit-talking kung fu. "Real world fighting" "Floor won't hit back"....Dipshitz! Train under a wushu master for a year or two and then come back poppin' all that spit!

This is complete bullshit - a kung-fu version of people fainting and being cured at the alter of a super-church. Until we see someone launching a flying kick and then just stopping mid air like they hit a wall, then fuck right off. Nothing here is not reproducable by the likes of Derren Brown.

>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> ^bareboards2:
Put a shot of blackberry cordial in the glass before pulling the pint.... 'tis grand, I'll tell ye that fer nuttin'.

HERESY!! You don't mess with Guinness. It is sacred.
I'm about to go all shinyblurry on everyone.
Whoever that unfunny ginger bloke is should learn some respect. It is a privilege to learn how Guinness is made. Much like Bruce Lee and Kung Fu, learning to pour a pint correctly is something that we only just recently started teaching foreigners. Woe betide the heathen who drinks before the pint has settled, and may god/allah/buddah/hitchens have mercy on your soul should you attempt to refill a pint .
Arthur J be praised.
Guinness: serious business.
I have to admit I was genuinely appalled when he did that.


Now that's pretentiousness!