Cuter than Keyboard Cat.

Need more keyboard cat.

Keyboard Cat is my ringtone, so every time I hear it even if I know it's coming it triggers that internal panic.

My word that looks like keyboard cat.

Setting the topic at hand aside, I think we should have a discussion on cat video aesthetics. Anyone can put a cute cat in a tea pot and film it. That doesn't make a great cat video. It ads nothing to the genre. And when you slather on the library music and cheesy home editing software titles and visuals, you border on parody. Don't pull a Lucas and try to cover up weak narrative by overloading it with graphics. Careless cat video production can risk proving cat video critics - who believe the genre to be a bunch of empty oohing and awwing with no artistic merit - to be correct.

You all need to study up on your cat video history. Look at the greats, study their work and discover what made them great. From Keyboard Cat's deft digits and flamboyant attire, to Stealth Cat's mastery of movement, to OMG cat's gift for physical comedy. Cats that can sing, climb or have narcolepsy are also fine contributors to the genre. Once you understand the basics of your craft, it is then AND ONLY THEN that you can begin to find your own cat video voice.

And once you have created a good video, you need to support it with appropriate commentary instead of overly saccharin glurge. I don't care who you are, that is not important to me. What is of major fucking importance is that you respect the craft and are responsible with what you choose to share with others on the internet.

Remember MySpace: Never again!

Good day to you.

Play them off keyboard cat:

Tags for this video have been changed from 'keyboard, cat' to 'keyboard, cat, jesus loves me, andy' - edited by Fusionaut

>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^shuac:
Community- John and Shirley Foosball game
Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.

That is correct, at the time I was masturbating to gay little people porn and the "actor" was named John smally, must of just stuck in my head. Thanks for the heads up.


Ok hands up...who immediately Googled "John Smally"???

>> ^shuac:

Community- John and Shirley Foosball game
Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.


That is correct, at the time I was masturbating to gay little people porn and the "actor" was named John smally, must of just stuck in my head. Thanks for the heads up.

Community- John and Shirley Foosball game

Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.

Cue Keyboard cat!
*tag Keyboard cat

best use of keyboard cat...

>> ^dag:

The revolution will be sifted.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Quantum Mushroom being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of dystopianfuturetoday
strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

The Daily Show, David after the dentist, and Ron Paul
will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if blankfist finally gets down with
bareboards2 on Search for Tomorrow because everybody
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be sifted.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and IssyKitty blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Dag,
hphq, nor sung by Zifnab, Ant, Netrunner, gwiz665, or Keyboard cat.
The revolution will not be sifted.

Play him off keyboard cat.

>> ^hpqp:

dead


Fixed and thanks!

All that's left is for keyboard cat to play the man off, as he would have wanted.