lol. So delusional. “Even cnn” has meant diddly squat since the first time you said it months after cnn went far right, firing multiple popular centrist and left leaning hosts and hiring dishonest maggots…which if you had 2 brain cells you would know because you’ve been told a few dozen times with proof, but you don’t, or is it pure dishonesty that has you continuing to attempt to mislead? No surprise you continue to say it, you are incapable of learning or thinking, even when a thing has been proven conclusively with citation and indisputable evidence.

Not sure what you think exonerates Trump there, but you are wrong. “Trump’s “fixer” was a skumbag” is hardly the “gotcha!” You seem to think. Trump was quite public that he was proud he had a criminal thug lawyer working for him, fixing his reputation and helping him not pay bills over and over and over and over through illicit payoffs, perjury, threats, frivolous lawsuits, etc…all for Trump. I know you don’t remember, but look at how he and Cohen acted before 2017.
What’s hilarious is he was apparently honest about this on the stand when asked, continuing to testify honestly about crimes he did when he worked for Trump in a criminal organization surrounded by other criminals…and you think it’s a shocker that he did crimes to benefit himself too!?! lol. You are so silly.
What you missed is he admitted lying about how much REIMBURSEMENT was required for (is it Redfinch, the poll fixing/faking company?), and Trump thinks he’s got him cornered because he paid that inflated reimbursement in full….FORGETTING HIS DEFENSE IS HE DID NOT PAY A REIMBURSEMENT! 😂

Even his legal team says conviction is a certainty if there isn’t a Trumpist on the jury prepared to vote against conviction for purely political reasons. The prosecution has thoroughly proven through evidence Trump’s direct total involvement in the scheme to hide his payoff to the porn star he cheated on his mistress with after cheating on his wife with her (McDougal) for nearly a full year (a story Pecker “caught and killed” to help the campaign with more criminal campaign fraud and massive unreported campaign contributions), hiding the payment through business fraud to help his campaign, which made it campaign fraud too.
Cohen just fills in the details, he doesn’t prove the crimes, mountains of documentation including recordings do. If you think a few minor details like the precise timing of a phone call from 8 years ago
(Edit: uh-oh. Photographs of Trump and Stiller together at the exact time of the call were just entered into evidence. So much for that lie.)
or the biased accusation of tangential crimes totally inconsequential to the crimes Trump committed impeach his corroboration of the documentation in evidence, documentation that proves Trump’s direct personal involvement, or that that somehow might tank the entire case, you are as dumb as I think you are.
This only gives reasonable doubt to someone searching for any excuse to vote against conviction despite all the evidence, someone who was never going to convict under any circumstances. We know there’s at least one, hopefully an alternate.

If you missed it, Friday Trump left court saying his NDA with Daniels must be the only illegal NDA ever, all others are legal but his is determined to be illegal…now stupidly admitting he had an NDA with her, something his lawyers and he have been arguing absolutely never happened.
Again, his press conferences can be admitted to the record and only Trump can contradict them on the stand…which will be his end if he testifies and his end if he doesn’t. Either way his own words are going to hang him.
Again, since you missed it, part of what Cohen was repaid for was paying the company who falsely inflated Trump poll numbers online…yes, PAYMENT TO FAKE POLL NUMBERS. I’m certain you will ignore that, then forget it before reading this sentence, because salient facts don’t matter to your ilk, only ridiculous minutiae you can distract your gnat brain with.

Keep dreaming. How many times have you said that, only to watch your exoneration dissolve in the sunlight? You will never learn though, and will believe anything good for Trump and ignore or deny anything bad or evil…which leaves you 100% divorced from reality living in Trumpist fantasy lie filled world. That’s why your predictions absolutely never come to fruition, they’re all based on a fantasy. It would be sad if you didn’t deserve it.
Keep cut and pasting…The pigeon english is almost too dumb to reply too.
“Even cnn CAN hide this…” !?!
“You orange man bad dream going up….”!?!
I’ve known people with severe brain trauma fresh out of a coma barely able to speak with better brains than yours. 😂

Er Mer Gerd…the NRA speech was INSANE!
You think you can explain the 45 second pause in the middle of sentences?

Remember, Trump has said hundreds of times that needing a teleprompter means you are unqualified to be president, and Trump cannot speak even with one anymore, without one he devolves into gibberish and silence.
It’s harder every day for maggots to ignore the dangerous decline in a mental acuity that was borderline at its best.
Trump aslo said hundreds of times that being under investigation is a disqualifier…what is being under 88 felony indictments including multiple treasonous crimes? 😂

If you apply the same rules to Trump he insists his opponents must live under he’s disqualified and imprisoned a few dozen times over. Of course, he’s gone to insane lengths to be sure he has another set of rules and LAWS just for him, and you support that fully…the sign of an infant and sycophant.

Oh thank God. After all these years I thought it was just me!

The Saudis just bribed the Trump family ANOTHER $500 million, paying for a huge hotel Kushner plans to build in Serbia (with absolutely no building or hotel experience at all, sounding eerily like the false accusations against Hunter, because every accusation is an admission with you people)…more free money for the Trumps, not a dime for America….as usual.
What did daddy Don promise for this half billion? Last time he sold billions of American owned weapons and a list of our allies spies (now dead or missing) for a $2 billion kickback.

Maybe they can use some of that to save the extreme right media like the gateway pundit, another casualty of toxic maga….but that would be 100% out of character to care about anything but themselves, so guaranteed it won’t be considered.

Let me just say, enjoy yourself like there is no tomorrow even if it kills you.

You want everyone crying at your funeral if they can find your body. After all you are just an ant.

Try to avoid kids that have a magnifying glass on sunny days.

It must be so frustrating that you (maga) have so thoroughly destroyed your credibility that no one even cares about your lies trying to shield the disgraced ex president from crimes he has repeatedly bragged about publicly and now are trying to pretend he didn’t pay a porn star to hide his tryst with her from voters, then falsified business records to hide the payment. Maybe you shouldn’t have spent the last 8 years screaming bloody murder about all the wolves then laughing when help arrived. Now people are hoping there is a wolf and that it eats you and yours…but no one is coming to check.

PS- Where’s Barron?

PPS- since you seek the truth, it’s “it’s” when you are shortening “it is”. “Its” is the possessive word, like "his" and "her," for nouns without gender.

PPPS- Outside court Trump said he had an illegal NDA….likely a slip of the tongue or misstatement, but that’s what he said. He also said “maga is being punked by Ashton Kutcher….I think I know what that means” but he doesn’t, because he is the prank on you, you are being punked by Trump, he absolutely didn’t get that.

Finally some supporters showed up for him and they released a truckload of penis balloons on NY…for the children. (This is a crime and immoral). I’m guessing the anti Trum protestors will bring mushroom tip balloons for Trump soon, the full shaft and balls penis balloons definitely aren’t representative of him.

Alito has been caught with photos of him flying an upside down flag during the attempted coup to signal his support for the fake “stop the steel” (because you can’t spell “steal”) movement that became an anti American anti democratic terrorist gang that tried to end democracy in America on Jan 6. Just like the criminal Thomas. If they both don’t recuse themselves from any Jan 6 case, they may as well disband because they will prove themselves to be not judges but partisan political operatives, and when Dems take the other two thirds of government they will all be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and replaced, including the fraudulently appointed Comey and Kavenaugh. Bye Felicia.

Good research. I had no clue, it just popped up.

Personally, in a just world, I think they should all go to their graves cursing her name after some Native American style justice (buried alive in an ant bed with your eyelids cut off springs to mind as fitting).
Sadly we do not live in a just world, and instead of being held to a higher standard they will be held to no standard at all and they will never see any repercussions for torturing her for contempt of cop.

Do we know what this is from? Feels like it was ripped from a movie or tv show, before being chopped and filtered by several iterations of internet posting.

UPDATE: I decided to just answer my own damn question. It's 2008's The Onion Movie, the existence of which I just discovered.

Real "I ate all the Halloween candy" video vibes here. Perhaps I'm just a fun hater, but I'm very not a fan of the genre. Feels like the ask for participants is "please slightly erode your parent-child relationship to entertain strangers." Maybe the kids feel fine about it after the fact, but on some level there's got to a tiny bit of "my parent is willing to hurt me for the benefit of others" encoded into their mind forevermore.

Man enough to listen to whining propaganda? 😂 I’m not infantile enough.

😂 Michael Cohen Lied Again in Trump Trial Says Disgraced Ex Lawyer Who Helped Him Lie To Congress For Trump The First Time When He Was Convicted For Lying 😂

“Says ex lawyer”! 😂 you fucking idiotic moron. You can’t even find a maggot who hasn’t been disgraced to make these idiotic claims? 😂
He was Cohen’s MAGGOT lawyer while Cohen was still Trump’s loyal “fixer”, defending crimes he committed for Trump while Cohen was Trump’s lawyer, crimes comitted at Trump’s order and for his SOLE benefit, defending him because he was tied to Trump, now slandering him because he’s testifying against Trump and Costello himself, putting Robert Costello and Trump personally deep in the plots to deceive congress. He is not reliable, he was the lawyer who tried to help Cohen get away with lying to congress and failed…and he’s still making up nonsense. Let’s see him testify to this under oath in a court where perjury has consequences….won’t ever happen, not that it would make a difference if he did.

If he perjured himself in any way, Cohen will go back to Rikers…so I doubt it. Everything salient he testified to was pre-corroborated with incontrovertible evidence already admitted, mostly evidence unwillingly provided by the defense like texts and emails. No finding of fact rests on Cohen’s testimony, it merely confirms evidence already submitted to the court. 😂

Why would I listen to this twaddle? The only thing to “learn” is how delusional you are. I can reasonably downvote based on the source, this disgraced lawyer in mom’s basement who loves to mislead morons like yourself and has been debunked every time, now talking about another disgraced lawyer who defended Trump’s fixer for crimes he committed for Trump …defended him and lost. Find a real source, not a ridiculous idiot and co-conspirator that has been caught lying a hundred times already and whose position has already been tried in court and failed miserably.

You haven’t ever had anything worth 20 minutes of my time, or even 10 at 2x…still I watched (skipping most of the idiotic commentary)…as expected you still didn’t have anything worth 29 seconds, much less 20 minutes.
Watched, another nothing burger royal. Downvoted.
Next time you post this braying moron you don’t get to waste my time, just insta downvote.

PS-Where’s Melania?

Trump is apparently begging to be put in jail.
A reporter actually watched him in the courtroom going over the talking points his maga friends planned to give outside the courtroom and editing them, then handing them back to his supporters who went outside and read them to the press. The quotes he edited that they repeated to the press were often violations of the gag order…that’s not what he edited out. Somehow he thinks this isn’t directing others to make statements in violation of the gag order…or he understands it’s a major direct violation and is begging for jail. His lawyers are not stopping this, they know for certain it’s a violation that will get their client another contempt charge. What are they doing? Playing to lose?

Still waiting.

PS- Trump has screwed himself by agreeing to Biden’s debate rules. 1 on June 27 hosted by CNN, one in September hosted by ABC…both in studio with no crowds to disrupt and interrupt, both with microphones that are muted when the candidate’s time is up. It’s going to be so incredibly disastrous for Diaper Don. He’s already trying to back out by tweeting that he agreed to a debate on Fox…
Biden didn’t , and that’s not the debate Trump agreed to either.

S&P and Nasdaq are at record highs, DOW hit 40000!!! (remember how you and Trump swore the markets would crash if Biden was elected?) , inflation is still falling (in stark contrast to the high inflation created by Trump money printing policies), food and other prices are now flat or FALLING (in stark contrast to the high inflation and empty shelves Trump delivered), there’s a massive “startup” boom of new companies (in stark contrast to the massive business slump with hundreds of thousands of businesses closing that Trump delivered), unemployment is still at record lows for a record time frame (in stark contrast to the record high unemployment Trump delivered), wages are still outpacing inflation significantly (in stark contrast to the wage slump Trump delivered), gdp is still climbing (in stark contrast to the NEGATIVE GDP Trump delivered), the Biden economic boom is booming harder with every report, and your fake news outlets are having a harder and harder time pretending all the excellent economic news is bad and things are just about to fall apart. 😂 Of course, you still believe them, but very few are as deeply embedded in their own colon as yourself and even maga is realizing they’re being lied to constantly and grifted off.

Side note- in the last 15 years, Trump has paid more for sex than he did in taxes to America. 😂

I know you brainless ijits are confused by everything.
Someone needs to tell you…co-opting the infantile “let’s go Brandon” and turning it into “Dark Brandon” was genius. Co-opting the factual “Diaper Don” nickname and keeping it “Diaper Don” to show his virility because “real men wear diapers” is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard of.
Typical maga

Bonus- There’s another election interference case being built against Trump for secret payments to pregnant women he fired from his campaign during his 2016 campaign paid through shell companies to hide the payments as “legal services”. Sound familiar? Jason Miller is listed as the father. She got millions (reportedly $4.2).
Just so you know, his trials are only for the KNOWN FELONIES the courts can PROVE he committed. There are dozens if not hundreds of felonies he could be charged with and prosecuted for, but maybe not convicted, often by running out the statute of limitations, not because he didn’t commit the crimes. He isn’t even saying he didn’t do it anymore, he’s saying when he commits felonies it’s not a crime.

Trump lost again in court, lost his latest appeal of his NY gag order, which the courts have repeatedly upheld as reasonable and completely legal despite his tantrums.

I would ask if you are embarrassed for buying the obvious lie about Trump’s NJ crowd, claiming the half full event had 4-5 times the maximum capacity of the venue, but I think you are incapable of embarrassment or you would have gone away in shame years ago.

Just remember, your kids get to pick your nursing home

Idiotic maggot S Dakota governor and puppy killer Noem has been banned from Native American reservations in her state. That’s a huge portion of the state she governs that has now officially and quite publicly trespassed her. 😂

This is maggot popularity on display. All non cultists are done with your insanity, and half the cultists only stay out of fear of the other half. What do you want to bet Trump calls for his cult to fight off the government at his compound in S Florida when he’s due for prison, ending just like Jones.
Flavor Aide day is coming fast…cherry or grape for you?

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