Billy Joel and Jimmy Fallon Form 2-Man Doo-Wop Group has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash.

i ran a metaphysical shop for a few years with my ex-girlfriend and this is what the majority of our customers acted like.

this had me laughing so hard i think i peed a little.

this man has it spot on in regards to switching one dogma for another and these people are fucking oblivious to that fact.

just as a fundamentalist is constrained by his own dogmatic absolutist thinking,these people are just as imprisoned by their own lack of imagination,rigid thinking and an over abundance of incuriosity.

the seeker..no matter what flavor..be you religious,agnostic,atheist or spiritual..will always push the bounderies and always ask questions.

we know that we dont know and that is why we seek.
we ask the hard questions and do not rely on others to give us the answers.

these kind of people always had me giggling.usually white and over-privileged but i rarely found a seeker in any of them.they always wanted you to hold their hand and tell them what to do.

and they didnt take bad news well,because they all watched "the secret" and we all know...just like joel olsteen and his bullshit "prosperity gospel" that god/universe wants you to be rich and happy.

bad things happen to other people...not them.
bunch of incurious dipshits.

*promote

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They won an "Addy" award for this btw. For whatever that's worth.

I gave this sift 2 votes up (in my mind) but also one vote down because it threw Tom Cruise under the bus for no reason. Joel Goodsen, Maverick, Ethan Hunt, Jerry Maguire, Les Grossman and Lestat de Lioncourt has nothing to do with this.

Does anyone know of Joel is looking for an intern? Someone just to lug gear around or give him blowjobs just to be in the most beautiful places on earth?

I just can't believe Haley Joel Osment with that beard.

I'll just leave this here:

http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/haley-joel-copy.jpg?w=650

Man, I kinda wish I could have slapped Haley Joel Osment after I watched A.I.

Directed by Max Landis, John Landis' son.. starring Haley Joel Osmont

Sure is nice to hear Billy Joel still sound so unmistakably like Billy Joel... unlike his counterpart Elton John, who now sounds nothing like Elton John.
Doesn't seem fair that tremendous amounts of alcohol, cocaine, and cigarettes (at least in Billy Joel's case) can affect two people so differently.

I guess getting old truly can suck sometimes.

wow...yeah that definitely didn't work.

Joel McHale simply wasn't the right choice for this version. Just not believable as a computer nerd especially after Community. America just loves to cast pretty people and then pretend they're ugly and antisocial.

I'm sure they would have had him hook up with Jen before the season was over too

Oh yeah and again for all you evangelical Christians out there, just a reminder:
Joel Osteen = Babylon

He's a tool that feeds on the emotional attachment and guilt of others less susceptible to bullshit than he. He's a scam-artist whose empire was constructed from the blood and sweat of the working poor and the gullible Christian success story (formerly working poor), plain and simple.

See-This ➚ is why you shouldn't give some folks power.
Like Joel Osteen.
I assumed godspam from a new user, from the embed's published date on YT, and the cut-and-pasted description from FLOCKTV.

Also, I hate seeing born-again Christians bullied here when they decide to infiltrate the pseudo-hipsterlectual compound here at Videosift.

Sorry Aubrey, no hard feelings, God bless your *return, and may your contributions here be numerous and interesting-

BTW-There are only about 5 folks on this site who give a damn about the rules of embedding. My motivations for banning have more to do with CONTENT
*casts swine pearls

Great game. There were way too many unexpected plot directions for this to be considered predictable. Two of the things Yahtzee criticizes in this review (the psychotic nature of every faction in the game and the "I got mine" selfish ending) were directly related. In the end, SPOILER ALERT the inhabitants of this psychotic shoot-first world were not worth saving, or at least not worthy of Ellie's sacrifice, and the fact that Joel lies to her so she can't even consider making that sacrifice was a nice cherry on top. It was a gutsy, thought provoking ending. How often do video game plots make you ponder bigger questions?

Negative reviews are Yahtzee's schtick. If he started making positive reviews, no one would watch them.

Agh where are Joel/Mike and the bots?!

MY JAM HANDY!

Hardly anyone has, look at Kotaku, they praise the game and try to intellectualize Joel and Ellie and the story and the world away. They're idiots, anyone with life experience or especially with kids understands that this game is powerful. It's morality is interesting and complicated, not just "Joels the bad guy that you get to play."