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i've got a brain on a string
sittin' on a zombie
got the string around my finger
what a world, what a life - i'm in love!

dig it, baby.
sorta' kuru-ka-chookie, eh?

Socialism has its place in some areas of society.
I happen to think medicine is one of the very very few areas. It cuts out the middle-men hoping to turn your sick and desheviled bodies into a buck, and returns power of choice to you and your doctor.

Ive got pneumonia atm, how long do you think I had to wait in line to see a doctor ?

How much you think I paid ?

You think I got my own room ?

Answer is, I didnt wait at all. I was straight in, didnt have to pay, and they gave me my own room. All at the benefit of socialised medicare.

The system itself isnt run by the government, just funded by them. People pay a little bit more on taxes (maybe 10 bux a year....woo, big deal) so that everyone can get free access to good health care....that people could be up in arms about that is just, it astounds me.

Youve been exposed to the trumped up boogey-man that is socialism for too long from the cold war era et. al.....when you come to realise that in a limited fashion, socialism within society can do great things, you would think the same way too.

Ive got a friend who lives in bratislava.
I remind him constantly of this scene, because the country is nothing like this at all

Transcript for the hard of hearing/thinking:

Part 1: how to effectively pause while the audience is interrupting you
thats all right....lets....excuse me....hey.....hold on a second...........(audience chanting)....hold on....hold on everybody...excuse me young man...this is going to be question and answer session.....youll have your chance to answer your question, you dont have to disturb the whole meeting.

Part 2: how to stall while you are thinking of an answer to the question
alright alright, well uh i-i-i-they-uh-well-i-i-i-guess-i-i-i-hold-on-hold a second-everybody-i want everybody to be respectful, thats why were having a town hall meeting, this-this-this is democracy at work, and he-he asked a legitimate question so i want to give him an answer. um, i think you are misinformed about when you say not one time, every issue you spoke of i did speak about

Part 3: how to fabricate an answer to a question off the top of your head
ive been talking about predatory lending for the last two years in th us senate, and worked to pass legislation to prevent it when i was in the state legislature. and i have repeatedly said that many of the uh-uh predatory loans that were made in the mortgage system did target african american latino communities. ive said that repeatedly. number two, gina six. i was the first candidate to get out there and say that this was wrong and we should change it. thats number two, when sean bell got shot i put out a statement immediately saying this is a problem.

Part 4: how to ineffectively cope with your questioner confronting the absurdity of your response, in stutter
so so all all all i all im all all all im im saying im sorry wait wait wait dont start wait wait ho ho ho hold on. dont start dont start shouting back im just answering your question. on on on each of on each of these issues ive spoken out, not i may not have spoken out the way you would have wanted me to speak out, which is which is fine, because no no no i understand, no no look look but but, well well they we well they uh, re-re-re-remember i have other people so im just trying to answer your question.

Part 5: how to make excuses for your answer, in stutter
so so all all all i so uh all i uh ho ho ho ho hold on dont dont dont start shouting back im just answering your question on on on-on each of on each of these issues....i have spoken out, now i may not have spoken out the way you would have wanted me to speak out, which is which is fine, because i, no i understand, no, but but, uh , which is fine, well uh uh, well uh uh they well uh hold on a second, re-re-re-remember well ive got other people.

Part 6: how to deflect attention from your ridiculous response, while trying to establish false credibility through past actions, in stutter
heres what im suggesting is, is that on each of these issues that you mention ive spoken out and ive spoken out forcefully, and i-i-i-i-i uh listen i was a civil rights lawyer i-i-i-i-i i have i have passed the first racial profiling legislation in illinois i uh i passed i-i-i-i passed hold on a second i passed some of the-the-the-the toughest death penalty reform legislation in illinois so-so-so these are issues ive worked on on for decades

Part 7: how to assault your questioner, then raise your voice as you proudly recite a feel-good, meaningless, cliched statement to distract your audience from what just happened
now that doesnt mean that im always going to satisfy the way you want these issues framed. which which which uh gives you the option of voting for someone else, it gives you the option to run for office yourself, but, the, those, those are all options, but, but the one thing but the one thing that i think is important the one thing that i think is important, is that, is that we are respectful to towards each other, and what is true, the one thing i believe is that the only way we are going to solve our problems in this country, the only way we are going to solve our problems in this country is if all of us come together black, white, hispanic, asian, native american, young old, disabled, gay, straight that i think has got to be our agenda. alright. okay.

Hi! Yes, almost all attributes are there:)
AFAIK there's no dupe..
More trash from all over the world here:
http://www.videosift.com/playlists/Eklek/Trashz
..if you have recommendations for this list let me know..maybe submit your second sift?:)

In reply to this comment by conan:
omg i love that one. i think we already had it on the sift but what do i know ;-) It has it all: Weißwurst for breakfast, the Maß of beer, a Volkswagen burning rubber (though that should rather be a model Golf/Rabbit) and of course the beloved sportsuits. Just so great

^You dear sir, are bat shit insane. More taxes equals a more well-educated workforce? Ive got a news flash for you: OUR TAXES ARE THE HIGHEST THEY'VE EVER BEEN! OUR EDUCATION IS ARGUABLY THE WORST IT'S EVER BEEN!

And, please, I need you to cite examples and references of those "other industrialized nations" that have paid so much more into their educational systems than we have and are reaping the benefits. And, if you could make that reference "peer-evaluated" and "politically unbiased" that would be awesome, though I'm sure you cannot. Essentially what I'm saying is: I don't believe you. Show me that Utopian government success story, and I'll show you a lie.

I have a good friend of a friend who is a teacher at a charter school here in LA. He's an Anarchist (not the Molotov Cocktail type), so he's extremely left. He even agrees with me that the Department of Education is a joke and needs to be repealed and dissolved. He agrees that it hurts the children's education. And, he's a far leftist with a subjective perspective into that morass.

I will agree with you somewhere, though. I will agree we need to stop paying into the military industrial complex. One-hundred percent! But, the answer isn't to take money away and move it somewhere else. We just need to stop our government from taking so much. Period!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Tim-and-Eric-Awesome-Show-Ive-Got-Bees

This is that vid I was telling you about before the break, I forgot to look it up.

Yep, you were right.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ive-Got-Him-In-My-Sights

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
I know I've seen this on here before, unless it never made it through or went dead.

The dupe is right here:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ive-Got-Him-In-My-Sights

It's just not tagged very well.

Ok, MG, try this. Looking at you frame screen shots, imagine that the leg that ir raised, is at the back (far away form you) in the top left image. Now, going Left to right, image that leg is getting nearer to the front, passing in front, and then receding. That would allow it to be spinning ac.

I can do this for individual frames, but not animated. For instance, bottom left, the dancer is really leaning back, the right foot is on the floor, toes in front in the air.

Now ive got the whole bottom row going AC. top row, to get that AC, you need to see that the middle shot is her BACK, not her front, its her top left shoulder, from the back, in the top left corner.

Now, if i can string the ac anim from the still frames, to try and get it animating on SG's.

Nope, still cant get the anim to flip. But now i understand how it does.

Ive got to go to see this. It looks amazing.

The last time i saw a cop act like that was in a Burt Reynolds movie. These "know your rights" things are all well and good but they are really just a guide on how to annoy police and not get out of being caught for doing something wrong. If your not doing anything wrong then co-operate and be on your way. Thier just doing thier job too. The moment you say you refuse to being searched you might as well say "sure ive got illegal stuff in the car but im going to be an ass about it till you search me anyway". Can you imagine ANY police officer saying "oh, you dont allow it? My apologies sir.. please be on your way." pfft. My advice, if you dont like the laws, write to a politician. The police dont make'em up.

No Deal.

Yes, that's right folks! I'm back for a imited amount of time (1 week) seeing as i'm on holiday now. Damn ive got alot of Sift Talk reading to do. Anyway, you may continue...

I didn't know that about the liveleak dupes. I just noticed it becuase they were both on the same page about 7 vids from each other. Dupes happen!

In reply to your comment:
“Thanks,

It's a bummer that Siftbot doesn't recognize dupe embeds from LiveLeak. Oh well, went and upvoted anyway.

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“*discard

sorry silvercord it's a dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Ive-Got-Him-In-My-Sights””

Thanks,

It's a bummer that Siftbot doesn't recognize dupe embeds from LiveLeak. Oh well, went and upvoted anyway.

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In reply to your comment:
“*discard

sorry silvercord it's a dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Ive-Got-Him-In-My-Sights”