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Police Spike Strip Causes Accident

bremnet jokingly says...

Yeah, that's true. We need to stop apprehending criminals, given the risk to [insert your favourite inanimate object here]. Just let them carry on their merry way. Especially the murderers and child molesters, they are THE fucking worst drivers.

cosmovitelli said:

Stupidity causes lawsuit?

North Carolina's Voter Fraud May Require A New Election

Drachen_Jager says...

Are you using that phrase intentionally? "Nothing to see here." is typically used purely for irony.
So... you're either
a) A self-aware troll inserting hints he's just messing with us
or
b) A troll who doesn't have a 100% grasp of English idoms.

Which is it, tovarisch?

bobknight33 said:

I live in this 9th. -- No fraud going on, nothing to see here.

"Why Are There So Few Smartphones In Popular Movies?"

HenningKO says...

hmmm, I love ya, but... not the most interesting Nerdwriter ever...

why are there so few smartphones in popular movies: because we secretly don't like them, and popular movies are made to show us what we like. <Insert Werner Herzog>

CNN ratings, credibility falling

BSR says...

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What's Going On?

This story, believe it or not, is the very familiar fable of Little Red Riding Hood. This curious version was written in 1940 by a professor of French named H. L. Chace, who wanted to show his students that intonation - that is, the melody of a language - is an integral part of its meaning. The words here are all common English words, but not the ones you'd expect to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

The GOP’s Corrupt Bargain with "Reckless," "Erratic" Trump

BSR says...

Edit: Insert Quote
bobknight33 says...
100% fakery from those trying their best to stop Trump.
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Hush now baby, baby, dont you cry.
Trump's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Trump's gonna put all his fears into you.
Trump's gonna keep you right here under his wing.
He wont let you fly, but he might let you sing.
Papa will keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooooh baby ooooh baby oooooh baby,
Of course papa'll help to build the wall.

Helping A Friend Through Grief

BSR says...

Almost every day I'll meet with grieving families or a loved one.

In my job, "I see dead people." I also pick up and transport them no matter how they died. I do body removals. A body snatcher if you will.

When I pick up a military veteran, the last thing I do before I leave with a family's loved one, is place the American flag over the covered corpse. This instantly turns their grief into pride.

In some instances, if the loved one isn't a veteran, I'll simply ask what's the one thing about (insert name here) that's made you the proudest?

Sometimes I have to be careful asking that question because the answer can be very time consuming.

This is also one of those jobs where "It's my pleasure" isn't an appropriate reply after they thank you.

Nut Milking EXPOSED!

Nut Milking EXPOSED!

newtboy says...

*insert joke about milking my nuts here*


Funny enough, right as I started watching this, a report came on the news about a recall of Blue Diamond almond milk because it may contain.....wait for it.....MILK!

Trinity

Valve Has Made A New Portal Demo - Moondust Trailer

Ashenkase says...

Along the lines of BSR, don't know why the rocket is accelerating that close to the moon. It's basically going to pancake. More appropriate physics is to point the vehicle in the opposite direction and do an orbital insertion burn. But hey, its a game based on physics, why get the space part right?

John Oliver - Stupid Watergate II

How Neutrons Changed Everything

Jinx says...

So does inserting a control rod actually speed up the reaction?

Spacedog79 said:

Good video but a bit confused about how nuclear power works, extra neutrons are not absorbed they are slowed down through moderation so they can more easily interact with other nuclei. The core mass and configuration are what stops it becoming a a bomb and this is not a knife edge thing, it is a long way off.

How Dark Patterns Trick You Online

MilkmanDan says...

Hmm. 5.5 minutes of good info, making us think about tricky ways that online stuff gets us to click or pay attention to stuff that isn't good for us (the audience) but can benefit the creator/host.

And then there is a brief cut to black that doesn't obviously mark an endpoint, continued background music that doesn't mark the change, followed by a paid sponsorship shill for "hey, if you're worried about this shit, TOTES BUY THIS VPN DUDES" plus icons for "obviously you want some merch or to donate to my patreon!".

insert [I don't want to live on this planet anymore.jpg]

Maybe I'm just a cranky bastard in my old age.

Flippy the Burger Flipping Robot at CaliBurger Pasadena

Esoog says...

Not as advanced as I was hoping. But I'm sure they will get there. He said it cooks now based on time. I'd rather it maybe use infrared to detect temps. Or insert a temp probe. I'd like to see it do the toppings. I think that is where most mistakes are made. Cooked to order doesn't always come out as ordered.

New Rule: Distinction Deniers

newtboy says...

I totally agree with you, but I think you touched a problem that causes confusion....rape is rape, defined as unwanted penetration of the victim.
That's why men only counted for +-15% of victims outside of prison, and women a small percentage of perpetrators of "rape", they don't penetrate the men in most cases...This leads to the perception that this is mostly men attacking women, and for pure penetrating the victim rape it is....but if you add unwanted insertion (putting their penis in mouth/vagina/rectum against their wishes, etc) that male victim number skyrockets. If you count any sexual assault, unwanted sexual touching, it's near 50/50....with the same going for perpetrators. I was flabbergasted by that statistic.

If people don't want to make distinctions, do it across the board, which means going after the so far ignored women abusers with the same zeal....I've yet to hear a single one called out in the #me too movement, it's appearing to be pure male bashing, sadly.

Payback said:

No.

That's like saying the worst thing to happen with going out with friends for a drink is to be shot dead by a guy who didn't like you checking out his girlfriend.

A date doesn't end in rape. If your meeting with a person ends in rape, it never was a date to begin with. To say it was a date assumes the victim made a wrong choice at some point. Or worse, that the shitball would have allowed a different outcome.

Sexual assaults may have shades of gray, but I believe rape is rape. The idea of "date rape" would be laughable it it wasn't so moronic.

Dates and rapes are mutually exclusive.



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