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God does exist. Testimony from an ex-atheist:

shinyblurry says...

So this bizarre interpertation wasn't really a vehicle to share religious porn titles you've sat around and dreamt up in your spare time? Okay, turn about is fair play..

Richard Dawkings, Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris in The Big Bang
The Flying Spaghetti Monster in Oodles of Noodles
Julia Sweeney and Eddie Izzard in ewwwwww

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
This has much in common with 80's porn - The soft focus lens (smeared with holy Vaseline?), the cheesy music, the improbable story line and the terrible acting punctuating the longer hardcore theological gyrations. I think this would be more effective with Marylin Chambers and John Holmes. "Repent, heathen! On your knees and prepare to receive your new Lord and savior." You could even do a sequel and call it "The Second Cumming." How about a trilogy? "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Twins!"
I don't know. This is just off the top of my head, but I think there is some potential here.

God does exist. Testimony from an ex-atheist:

smooman says...

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

This has much in common with 80's porn - The soft focus lens (smeared with holy Vaseline?), the cheesy music, the improbable story line and the terrible acting punctuating the longer hardcore theological gyrations. I think this would be more effective with Marylin Chambers and John Holmes. Repent, heathen! "On your knees and prepare to receive your new Lord and savior." You could even do a sequel and call it "The Second Cumming."
I don't know. This is just off the top of my head, but I think there is some potential here.


omg youre terrible lol

God does exist. Testimony from an ex-atheist:

dystopianfuturetoday says...

This has much in common with 80's porn - The soft focus lens (smeared with holy Vaseline?), the cheesy music, the improbable story line and the terrible acting punctuating the longer hardcore theological gyrations. I think this would be more effective with Marylin Chambers and John Holmes. "Repent, heathen! On your knees and prepare to receive your new Lord and savior." You could even do a sequel and call it "The Second Cumming." How about a trilogy? "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Twins!"

I don't know. This is just off the top of my head, but I think there is some potential here.

When bullied kids snap... TF2 Scout vs Heavy remix

Payback says...

>> ^VoodooV:
I've got nothing to back this up but I heard that it was the big kid that was suspended


I heard he was gone for 4 days for fighting, and little kid got 22 4 days for fighting, assault, and being a bigger penis than John Holmes' crotch monster.


(edit for truth) Read that each got 4 days.

The Evolution of the Hammerhead Shark (BBC)

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Anaesthetised man at dentist drives imaginary car

Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia

mindbrain says...

An young rock star doing...drugs?! My god.

This is salvia for sure. Weed doesn't do that to people right out of the gate, although it doesn't take a Sherlock Holmes to deduce that both were consumed this night.

Craig Ferguson's Banned Dr Who Cold Open

xxovercastxx says...

>> ^gwiz665:

I've not really seen episodes of Dr. Who. But from the clips I have seen, it seems silly. I don't get the rabid fascination people have with it.


I've only watched since the relaunch in 2005, so I can't speak to the older episodes, but you're not entirely wrong. It's very lighthearted most of the time and the 'science' part of scifi is downplayed most of the time. You won't find detailed explanations of the technology or, in many cases, any explanations.

I think the biggest draw is the focus on cleverness. The Doctor operates like Sherlock Holmes and the way a show's mysteries get tied together at the end is often very interesting.

Every time the Doctor regenerates (ie: the role is taken over by a new actor) I think I'm going to hate the new one and so far I've been wrong every time. It's refreshing that the show has a built-in way to go in a new direction without shattering the fiction. David Tennant and especially Matt Smith were/are both great at being somewhat silly characters who periodically become remarkably bad-ass with a few well delivered lines.

I recommend Vincent and The Doctor as, probably, my favorite episode from the most recent season. "Blink" from a few seasons back was much loved for its very creative new villain, but I can't find a working copy online.

Cow Loses Face, Literally, Still Lives?!

GenjiKilpatrick says...

and how many cows whose faces have been sheered off have you worked with?

..oh right, that's what i thought ..nancy naysayer

>> ^BoneRemake:

a well done fake video.
No way anything with a heart beat would just be " standing around looking side to side" if it had its elongated face ripped off, it would of had to snap the face bones, break cartilage sever veins. Just not happen-in Holmes

Cow Loses Face, Literally, Still Lives?!

BoneRemake says...

a well done fake video.

No way anything with a heart beat would just be " standing around looking side to side" if it had its elongated face ripped off, it would of had to snap the face bones, break cartilage sever veins. Just not happen-in Holmes

Webchat Went Horribly, Hilariously Wrong.

Unsung_Hero says...

It's obviously setup. When the "Cockroach Attacks" he backs away but not enough to fully knock over the picture-board so he swings his right hand backwards to make sure it goes down.

OR

It is real and his right arm swinging back is an attempt to catch the picture-board.

Ugh! Who Knows... I'm not fucking Sherlock Holmes for Christ's sake!

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