I didn't think he'd be able to rhyme anything with coin, but there it was: BAM! Groin, genius!

Also, I take that streetcar daily =)

I'm going to have to call "fake" on this one. His package looks rather akward. He looks as if he's cupped. And unfortunately for some of my guy friends, I have accidently put a foot to their groins and they dropped instantly into a tight fetal position and didn't move (except for the occasional twitch). Just looks a little staged to me.

I recently severed my ACL and had multiple rips in the meniscus causing it to ball up under the kneecap as the result of a dirtbike accident! I had to have an ACL replacement where they filet your Groin muscle and graft/screw a part of it place of the old tendon.
After multiple surgeries and chronic pain (which I a facing without drugs), I am hoping to avoid having a knee replacement as a next step.

The whole thing makes me angry at my fate - It's very frustrating!

Step One: Don't shave your groin. It will itch like a mother fucker.

When I saw this, I mentioned to a friend, who's father is an Anesthesiologist, that his dad might be unemployed soon.

He then asked me who I thought administered the neck-to-groin anesthetic...

I won't mess with doctors again, promise

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Who underestimates the kick to the groin? WHO?

>> ^RedSky:
nsfw
Titties!


Oh sure a couple of knives to the groin are fine, but you better not show any breasts!

This always happens when you least expect it. You're strolling along minding your own business in school then BAM, you're 55, kids' moved out you have to pay alimony and back taxes and your groin has a strange rash from that time at the "strip" club.

Congrats on your birthday, sg.

>> ^diction:
If edits and music still don't save it from being a dupe, what does?

Something that actually contributes a meaningful change. Here's an example:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Waiters-in-Japan
http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-waiters-in-Japanese-restaurant

While both of those clips share mostly the same video, except one has commentary added that explains what is going on. Something significant is added with narration and backstory. With this video, it is the same clip shortened with background music. Accepting that as a significant change means we can have multiple copies of all the generic football in the groin type videos (or any other common popular clips) as long as someone shortened it and added different music.

Edit for Blankfist

So then change the part of the FAQ that says: "Minor changes in content, like a few additional insignificant seconds of video or alternate background music, will still be considered dupes." That should clear the problem up.

I couldn't watch more than 15 seconds of this. Spit the f@*$%& marbles out, it's called E-NUN-C-A-SHUN. barblegarblespitfalfadalpha un paraphalamagramaphoneamolous ta da bunshallysplindifferink. l2speak.

Edit: Ok, the "squeaky" voice at 1:50 makes the rest watchable. And "football to the groin."

Also, Babbage's. Anyone remember Babbage's? As soon as Babbage's stopped being Babbage's, I stopped having a reason to go to malls. Babbage's. Love that word.

Some people get inspired by great art, and if a football in the groin isn't art, I'd sure like to know what is. Good to hear I can inspire people

In reply to this comment by mizila:
Love ur Football+groin video.

Just wanna say, it IS what inspired me to post my first sift, boo-urns. And I've watched our videos fight for more votes, and am happy to see them settled, as of today, 9/10/08, tied, at 92 votes. Good taste sir.

Maxwell's Silver Hammer is epic.

Love ur Football+groin video.

Just wanna say, it IS what inspired me to post my first sift, boo-urns. And I've watched our videos fight for more votes, and am happy to see them settled, as of today, 9/10/08, tied, at 92 votes. Good taste sir.

Maxwell's Silver Hammer is epic.