hmmmm,
this can be reversed quite easily.
and if a women is so repugnant as to play on a man's insecurity,she has lost all rights to be treated as a respectable person.
so lets fuck with this type of girl shall we?
1.any woman so shallow as to indulge in this self-absorbed practice has most likely spent a very long time cultivating a alluring image.this hides the underlying insecurity and low self-esteem issues she has.she craves attention to validate that she is a desirable woman.this means you should flirt with her,but also with her friends,her family and everybody else(innocently of course,dont be mean).this will confound her sensibilities,and most likely turn the tables fairly quickly.if she is being stubborn,just ask her "hey,does your friend have a man"?..yeah..that usually does it,no girl of this caliber would ever hang out with a girl they thought prettier than they are,and you inquiring about that friend just put them into a full panic attack and competition with their friend.
end result:you get the nookie.
2.be real.
i cannot stress this enough,be who you are,not what you think might get you laid.women(and this means ALL women) have a built in bullshit detector,and they ALL talk.so do yourself a favor and be real.real responds to real,and bullshit takes maintenance,upholding an image can be a job in itself..so dont bother.
3.have fun.
yeah,you heard me..have fun!
stop obsessing about her being naked,sex,sex,sex.oh..and did i mention sex?
a woman knows in the first 5 seconds if you are gonna get any.why waste time worrying about it?
its not like she is gonna come out and tell you,and the more you sit there panting like a dog,the more she is convinced that you would blow balls as a lover.
so knock that shit off and HAVE FUN!
if a woman has fun with you,you make her laugh and are interesting.
buddy..your gettin laid.
but if your following her around like a sick emo puppy.well..you may get a pity lay..but thats just..eww../shivers.
4.three day rule.
yeah yeah..it seems tacky,and girls say WTF..but it works.
call too soon and they think they "have" you,by the second day you may have them thinking..but not much.
third day is the charm.
why?
because at the start they thought they had you,by day three they want to know WTF is going on?WHY havent you called them?they were so SURE they had you...
tables a turnin grasshopper.
why not 4 days you ask?
well...by day 4 they are now pissed,and in their minds you can go fuck your egotistical self.who do you think you are?not calling them..phhht../shows the hand.
5.its ok to be friends.
let me say that again.
ITS OK TO BE FRIENDS.
its a win-win really.
so nothing really came of what you started.thats cool...
if you real and upfront,you have nothing to be ashamed of.not every women is going to jump your bones,nor you theirs.
here is the really cool thing.
since you were real and upfront,there is no bullshit to master,you can be you.
that means you can be friends..yep..
she will view you as "emergency sex" and you have a pretty hot friend who is better than any of your buddies talking you up.
why?
how many time i have to tell you?
WOMEN TALK!!!
this failed relationship/lover turned friend will introduce you to more women than any family reunion ever will!
*warning* this can backfire sometimes when the woman has developed "feelings" unbeknownst to you.nothing more uncomfortable than having your "best friend" break down in a drunken crying jag about how you slept with her friend knowing how she felt about you.
didnt you KNOW she was secretly in love with you!
heartless bastard!
6.disregard all these steps,for in actuality all women are the unfathominable mystery of the universe.you will never figure them out because THEY cant figure themselves out.
just nod your head,say "yes" often,and realize you have no clue.
but avoid women like this one in the video..they r teh suck.
(for a complete transcript of this lecture,and of enoch's previous lectures.
send a check or money order to:pox 3275 white plains ne 45876)

You will be missed, grasshopper

I don't really see anything from the game here, apart from a buttload of scripting. Therefore I am still sitting on the fence, it could be great, could be mediocre. We shall see grasshopper..

That's the weirdest and most random thing I've seen all day, and I just saw my dog screw a grasshopper.

Man, now I feel like something keeps crawling on me...

And, who knew Crickets were bug eaters? I thought they ate grass like grasshoppers.

[grasshoppers]

I used to keep chameleons — they are amazing creatures. Eventually I gave them up because I got tired of catching grasshoppers for them every day.

Just one of the several pearls of wisdom the Master bestows upon us young grasshoppers.

Jeeeeex.....holy god has me beat limp and stretched!!! Ant the once proud soldier, has been dissed by the lazy, fucking, grasshoppers, like the story goes, those who save for the winter prevail in the grand scheme......So ant.....? What's that address?? I know just the thing for yer formicidaenication pleasures.....

Thanks for returning the favor, because I just made that image my avatar.

http://scifi.videosift.com/talk/Star-Wars-vs-VideoSift#comment-492503

In reply to this comment by moodonia:
HEy Kp! Thanks for the star wars themed avatar! That is great, you are learning the ways of the Photoshopper, um, grasshopper? (couldnt think of anything starsy to rhymne...)

My skills are no where near yours but being a Pink Floyd fan I thought you might appreciate this, since its on topic with the whole star wars bit (it wasnt me by the way!!)

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/04/images/top_10_sexually_suggestive/248.jpg

HEy Kp! Thanks for the star wars themed avatar! That is great, you are learning the ways of the Photoshopper, um, grasshopper? (couldnt think of anything starsy to rhymne...)

My skills are no where near yours but being a Pink Floyd fan I thought you might appreciate this, since its on topic with the whole star wars bit (it wasnt me by the way!!)

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/04/images/top_10_sexually_suggestive/248.jpg

>> ^dag:
I'm the grasshopper lieing in the sun drinking a cold one - while ant goes about his antish work, preparing for ... the video winter? hmm an analogy stretched to far.


It's funny. I am running low on videos to submit.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I'm the grasshopper laying in the sun drinking a cold one - while ant goes about his antish work, preparing for ... the video winter? hmm an analogy stretched to far.

Patience, grasshopper.

Myspace's vid server seems to be slow right now. You're probably just seeing the picture of the mini-player, right? That's a placeholder image while the rest of it loads in. Be patient, grasshopper, and the world of myspace videos will come... eventually.