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Hah, reminds me of the joke: "If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from..?

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF


You should try my "Vegetarian Soup".

>> ^KnivesOut:

So you're telling me that there are no babies in baby-food?
RIPOFF


You have to specify "baby" when you get your baby food.

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I don't think the Rocky Mountains are in Rocky Mountain oysters either

>> ^Sagemind:

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,
There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

As there are no grapes in grapefruit,

There's also no cheese in head-cheese.
There's also no apple nor pine in pineapple
There's also no egg in eggplant.
There's nothing sweet about sweetmeats.
And Rocky Mountain Oysters. aren't seafood!

Is it abuse if grapefruit juice is good for you?

Exactly my reaction to Grapefruit.

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I just carved out my eardrums with a rusty grapefruit spoon. Or at least that's what it feels like.

Some of them? No. All of them used 'roids. The human body is incapable of looking like that without them.
And yeah, I go to the gym every day with the aim of getting bigger, but I have no desire to look like I'm smuggling grapefruit in my arms.

>> ^deputydog:
thank fucking christ for some solidarity, even it is too late. i was just spitting blood about this 'song' to my girlfriend the other day. it's a fucking embarrassment for all those somehow involved, and that includes all of us, as fellow human beings.
we should've stopped these talentless motherfuckers before they had a chance to release anything more than a debut album, the quality of which was obviously just at the level needed to ensure the formation of a brainless, loyal fanbase who would, evidently, continue to pay good money for anything and everything these cunts chose to subsequently release.
even the brainwashed victims who buy this current single must, as they listen on loop, faeces smeared on face, be aware of a dull nagging pain at the back of their brains as their entire being attempts to reject the poisonous noise before permanent damage is done, much like a defensive human body rejecting a transplanted lung. the only difference is, that lung had good intentions. this song does not.
it's a fucking disease on the battered face of music, a disease we could've nipped in the bud following early detection. but, as with many unexplainable bands (e.g. nickleback) we were either too embarrassed to talk about it or we thought it'd disappear.
well it fucking didn't. this one's fucking terminal people. the black eyed peas are just getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and one day our brains will just give in to the relentless, monotonous, mindless beat that will eventually riddle our bodies, pickle our brains and cause us to breathe our final breath.
you'd better hope that when you die, that's it. lights out. otherwise this fucking piece of shit song will be playing in your mind for eternity.


Apart from being an appreciator of good honest internet rage, I believe this is pretty much exactly how any person with an IQ equal to or greater than a grapefruit should react.

^Dag.. Is that grapefruit singular or grapefruit plural? I'm doing research and I need to know the distinction.

Just kidding. I thought I heard that the "million dollar point" was what this guy referred to as the "Root of Happiness." 'Til I realized he said, "Root of penis." meh. what's the diff?