Foosball is the devil

What's the matter, they get bored of playing foosball, cooking chili, and sliding down their pole?

I used to like foosball until in college where I had to play against the German students. They were serious and had rules and stuff. You weren't supposed to spin the little men all the way around, which was really hard to come to grips with. Also, trying to jab your opponent in the nuts with the other end of the bars was frowned upon. It took all the drunk-strategy out of the game, IMO.

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs"

“Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.”

-- Mitch Hedberg

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>> ^BoneRemake:

>> ^shuac:
Community- John and Shirley Foosball game
Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.

That is correct, at the time I was masturbating to gay little people porn and the "actor" was named John smally, must of just stuck in my head. Thanks for the heads up.


Ok hands up...who immediately Googled "John Smally"???

>> ^shuac:

Community- John and Shirley Foosball game
Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.


That is correct, at the time I was masturbating to gay little people porn and the "actor" was named John smally, must of just stuck in my head. Thanks for the heads up.

Community- John and Shirley Foosball game

Ooohh, no I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Jeff and Shirley. Jeff and Shirley. That's too bad...Johnny Ola, tell our contestant about Videosift: the home game while Keyboard Cat plays him out.

>> ^BoneRemake:

I absolutely adore this show, I can only find seasons 2/3.. or is it 3/4. either way I don't know where to watch the first season


Hulu Plus now has it.

Wow that API is pretty slick. With like 20 seconds of regex text editting I was able to grab the last 100 pages accessed. I could even grep for /search/ or whatever.

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>> ^AceOfKidneys:
>> ^ChosenOne:
This video.. so old. Makes me feel old.

If a internet video makes you feel old. Your not.

You're (not) or maybe you are. You're certainly not Your.

>> ^ChosenOne:
This video.. so old. Makes me feel old.


If a internet video makes you feel old. Your not.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Is it legal to throw in like that? (I know little about this human foosball game)